YO MOMMA SHOWDOWN

Join Date: 2010-09-12
Post Count: 340

#67970225Sunday, May 13, 2012 3:53 AM GMT

Whoever gets the best Yo Momma joke will win. There are 5 rounds. If one person loses the round, AN X will mark how many times they lost. Example. fartonurmomma998 - XX xX1337H4XPRO5COPEZXx - XXX fartonurmomma998 wins. I will be judging the match. 3... 2... 1... START!

ALFIE300000

Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 174

#67970456Sunday, May 13, 2012 3:58 AM GMT

YO MAMA SO UGLY STUPID WHEN SHE GETS ROBBED SHE HAS TO CALL THE COPS TO ASK THEM FOR THEIR PHONE NUMBER :D

ALFIE300000

Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 174

#67970484Sunday, May 13, 2012 3:58 AM GMT

Woops I meant stupid take away ugly. I was gunna do an ugly one before.

luvboblol

Join Date: 2009-08-23
Post Count: 246

#67975577Sunday, May 13, 2012 6:10 AM GMT

YO MOMMA FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE WEIGHING SCALE IT SAID "TO BE CONTINUED"

vinferfer

Join Date: 2008-09-20
Post Count: 4874

#67978285Sunday, May 13, 2012 8:21 AM GMT

So intense..... YO MOMMA SO UGLY THAT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T WANNA ROUNDHOUSE KICK HER!

ThatOtherGirl2

Join Date: 2011-07-09
Post Count: 1563

#67981690Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:54 AM GMT

EEgghh. Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the beach, everyone started screaming, "BEACHED WHALE!!! BEACHED WHALE!!"

jamiyjamie

Join Date: 2008-10-16
Post Count: 7899

#67982527Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:19 PM GMT

Yo momma so fat the only thing stopping her from eating at Mc Donalds everday is the front door...

xLunaLovegoodxx

Join Date: 2011-09-17
Post Count: 1924

#67985586Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:46 PM GMT

Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

delboy712

Join Date: 2011-08-21
Post Count: 18

#67985923Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:53 PM GMT

yo momma so ugly that she went into a ugly contest and the leader said sorry no profeshinols

Subjunction

Join Date: 2011-03-17
Post Count: 6281

#67986074Sunday, May 13, 2012 1:56 PM GMT

YO MOMMA SO UGLY THAT SHE HAD TO GET SURGERY ON HER FACE. ■▬▬【Chuck Norris approves this】▬▬■

twilight5604

Join Date: 2011-03-19
Post Count: 177

#68022557Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:04 PM GMT

YO MOMA SO FAT THAT THE SOLAR SYSTEM IS HALF HER SIZE!

insertgamerhere

Join Date: 2012-02-15
Post Count: 49

#68022754Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:06 PM GMT

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT NASA IS THINKING OF CLASSIFYING HER AS A PLANET

TakenForGranite

Join Date: 2009-01-16
Post Count: 2780

#68023017Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:10 PM GMT

YO MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN SHE MOVES TO A NEW LOCATION SHE KICKS A CAN ACROSS THE STREET.

TakenForGranite

Join Date: 2009-01-16
Post Count: 2780

#68023225Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:13 PM GMT

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TACKLED ANOTHER FAT WOMEN EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING WHALE WARS WHALE WARS!!!

jaceyjace

Join Date: 2010-03-12
Post Count: 5202

#68023425Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:16 PM GMT

"Yo momma so thin she slipped inside a piece of paper"

TheUltimateDarkside

Join Date: 2011-08-02
Post Count: 3046

#68025309Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:40 PM GMT

YO MOMMA SO MOMMA SO WE PLACED A MOMMA IN A MOMMA TO SUIT THE MOMMA

luvboblol

Join Date: 2009-08-23
Post Count: 246

#68025408Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:41 PM GMT

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE WAS BAPTIZED IN SEA WORLD

Shock77

Join Date: 2009-10-17
Post Count: 1051

#68026024Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:50 PM GMT

Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV, i missed 3 movies

zippydpt

Join Date: 2010-03-19
Post Count: 2

#68027647Monday, May 14, 2012 12:14 AM GMT

YO MAMA'S SO FAt WHEN SHE GOT IN THE POLOL SHE MADE ITRTT ABOUT 9 FETT DEEPER A

burritoguy47

Join Date: 2011-03-08
Post Count: 231

#68028107Monday, May 14, 2012 12:21 AM GMT

Yo mama so short, she has to use a ladder to get over a speed bumb.

vinferfer

Join Date: 2008-09-20
Post Count: 4874

#68100566Tuesday, May 15, 2012 4:58 PM GMT

Yo momma so tall, that when she looks at the empire state building, she actually looks at mars.

cheezy1337

Join Date: 2010-11-07
Post Count: 1563

#68100797Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:09 PM GMT

Yo moma so fat when she fell over i didnt laugh but the floor was cracking up!

cheezy1337

Join Date: 2010-11-07
Post Count: 1563

#68100834Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:10 PM GMT

I took a drive yesterday 20 miles,Thats 1 lap around your moma!

cheezy1337

Join Date: 2010-11-07
Post Count: 1563

#68100860Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:12 PM GMT

Yo moma so stupid when she got locked in a matris store she slept on the floor.

cheezy1337

Join Date: 2010-11-07
Post Count: 1563

#68100888Tuesday, May 15, 2012 5:13 PM GMT

Yo moma is so fat when she fell of the boat they declared her as a new island!