jayjay200Join Date: 2008-08-24
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A) Dragon born
You grab your sword, it being closer then Her0z, and kill the demons. Then, you use magic to go to the Underworld. You fly into the black portal you made, and find your self on the black sand dunes of the Underworld. Silvery white ghosts fly by at impossible speeds, going through solid objects, and disappearing. One comes up to you. It wore a black hood to block it's face. You brace your self for the worst. "Welcome to the Underworld..." He says. "I'm here to find some uh...'stuff' I accidentally dropped into a portal." You say. "Ah, we just had a body fly down through a portal." He responds, "It landed near that castle." He points to a black castle where many ghosts fly into. You see a path to the castle, and follow it. You reach the castle, but the door is locked. How do you choose to get in?
A) Stab it with your sword.
B) Use some magic.
C) Light it on fire.
D) Take some of the black sand, mix it with dragon blood, and make acid to fry the doors. |
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C) You burn it down...but then the staff of da internets... is right there....you want to get your stuff but then your like "awww heck with it". You walk thourgh the dust Rage comics and random LOLCAT pictures around it. though the internet can only be controled by the internet so you get attacked by MEMES
which one are you gonna fight
A).Awesome/Epic face
B).Troll face
C).Cereal Guy
D).SnoopdaWhoop
E).LOLCAT |
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jayjay200Join Date: 2008-08-24
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D.) SnoopDaWhoop. It attacks me on sight with its lazer, and I block it's lazer with my dragonborn blade. I chrage at it with my blade blocking myself, and smash SnoopDaWhoop's mouth. I finish it off by stabbing it through the mouth. I get the Staff Of The Internets. I combine it with the DragonBorn Blade, and It becomes the Dragonborn Staff Blade. The effects are the same, the new effect is, I can summon a creature from the internet. (POssible creatures to summon: Awesome/Epic face, Troll face, Cereal Guy, SnoopDaWhoop, LOLCAT, ORLY owl, YARLY owl, HeroBrine, etc.)
I find Her0z and get out of there as fast as we can. Before we teleport out of the underworld the ghost with the black hood said, 'Wait. It appears that I have something to give you, it is a, well, 'souvenir' for visiting the Underworld. take it. It was an unbreakable shield with a skull face symbol on it. When the skull face's eye's turn red, the shield becomes bigger, allowing more attacks to be blocked. 'It is just as good as blocking with your blade, but you can have something else to block yourself with while slicing enemies with your Blade. We can't wait for your next visit, hero. Goodbye. With a brief handshake, I am immediately teleported to the Real World. He was a nice guy. Anyways, now that I have saved her0z, I can continue with my journey. Weird, I have never seen this statue standing in front of me. I walk up to it, and it 'talks'. Well, it 'talks' to my mind. Her0z can't hear anything from it, only me. It says, 'You know that hooded man, right? Not the one in the underworld, the hooded man who was the quest-giver? It was 2 years since he gave you that quest to save her0z. I can teleport you to him.
Oh, good. As the statue teleports me to him, the hooded man walks up to me. 'Thank you for bringing her0z to me. You've done an excellent job. Now, give him to me.' 'Go to him, her0z.' I say. He goes to the hooded man. 'Now, uh, where is my quest reward?' I say. Hooded man: You get no reward. Me: >_< Hooded Man: 'Now that I have him, I can kill him!' Says the hooded man in a different and familiar voice. Wait, that voice is jaredvaldez's! The hooded 'man' unmasks his hood. Yep, it is him. Her0z, don't! Her0z backs off of jaredvaldez. Prepare yourself for the ultimate battle. Jared puts on godmode.
Hero: We can do this one of ways.....
Jared: And what is that?
Hero: You can leave us alone and not get killed, or you can just die.
Jared: I choose the 2nd one. BUT YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME!
God mode doesn't make me invincible..... it just gives me thousands of health! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not that you can kill me anyways. :P Jared makes the first attack. He throws a fireball at my sword. I block it with my shield. Now the shield is on fire. I charge at him and bash him with the fiery shield. His health remains: 7482/7500
He makes the next move. He summons a fire, and ice, and an electric dragon. Now what?
A.) Attempt to kill all of the Dragons with your staff-blade!
B.) Smash the dragons heads with your shield!
C.) Tag-team with her0z and fight the dragons while taking turns! |
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makoz3Join Date: 2008-11-16
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C.)You then kill one of the dragons and it falls on her0z, killing him.
What do you do?
A.)Laugh at him and call him weak
B.)Run away and scream
C.)Continue fighting. |
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C) You continue fighting.
Jareds eyes started glowing red, and he summons a giant red and black scythe. You ready your blade staff and shield.
Jared: Health: 10000/10000 Lvl. 200
Possible attacks:
Scythe Slash: 400 damage
Fire breath: 300 damage+Burn damage for 3 attacks (30 damage)
Boulder: 380 damage
You: Health: 7000/7000 Lvl. 185
Possible attacks:
Dragon Born Staff: 280 damage
Internetz: 350 damage
Combat Avatar: 300 damage each attack for 3 attacks.
You strike first! What do you do?
A)Dragon Born Staff
B)Internetz
C)Combat avatar
This maybe the final battle in ROBLOX!
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B)
You internet him and get him banned from the internet.
Jared fights back by making an alt account. What do you do?
A) p00p your pants
B) start a flaming forum about Jared
C) put his head on nyan cat. |
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makoz3Join Date: 2008-11-16
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C.)
NyanJared is about to kill you when all of a sudden, 1dev2 appears and kills Jared.
What do you do?
A.)Call him a hacker
B.)Run
C.)Hit 1dev2 with the ban hammer
D.)Do nothing
E.) Thank 1dev2 |
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jayjay200Join Date: 2008-08-24
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C.) I hit him with the banhammer. He is sent flying to a wall. He hits the wall and goes to the ground, dead. I burn his body and Jared's as well, and sell their remains. Now the real questgiver comes and tells me to give her0z to him. I do so. He gives her0z a healing potion and heals him. Questgiver: Good. Give me your Sand Of Sadness and your Staff-Blade of the Dragonborn. I give them to him, and he gives back in return a more powerful Sand Of Sadness and Dragonborn Staff-Blade. He now says: Go out and get me these items. The quest giver hands out the list. It says:
Get me these stuff:
Mace
Troll blood
Dragons claws
Death's blood
Dragons head
HeroBrines arm
Iceberg
Poisonous moth
I need to gather these items to make some ingredient. Good luck.
Ok...... I need to get all those items. I get them in order. A bandit comes attacking me. I easily kill him, and take his mace. A few hours later I spot a sleeping dragon. I Pry off his claws carefully and slowly. He didn't notice. I walk away, quickly but quietly. I teleport to the Underworld. I see Death. He says: YOU ARE NOT WELCOME! I stab him with a knife, getting his blood, and teleporting back to the Real World. A dragon lands behind me shortly after, and I slice off his head. I collect it. Suddenly, Herobrine teleports next to me! He summons an Iceberg cloud. I grab an Iceberg and use it to block the other Iceberg. I use the Iceberg to slice off Herobrines arm, kick him and teleport him to the Underworld. There's so much monsters around here these days.... the world has gone into chaos. Last item! I look behind me, and a giant bull with flaming eyes and a poisonous moth is behind me. The bull charges at me, but I smash his horn with my Death Shield, stunning him for a few hours. The moth whizzes at me. It was so fast, I couldn't even see it. It injected me with poison and I was knocked out. Who knew the last ingredient was the hardest? When I wake up, the moth is still there. I grab it in a jar, but my neck hurts from the poison. It bleeds severely every few seconds. I must get to a nearby hospital! I see one, but I was knocked out before I even got there. These people threw me in jail for trespassing but have healed me. I was in a jail FAR away, along with her0z. My weapons have been confisicated. I must get back to the questgiver fast! What do I do?
A.) Try to escape through the window.
B.) Try to break the cage bars by charging at them!
C.) Use your FUS ROH DAH shout to attempt blow the cage bars out of the way!
D.) Dig your way out. |
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jayjay200Join Date: 2008-08-24
Post Count: 1261 |
BUMP. |
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jayjay200Join Date: 2008-08-24
Post Count: 1261 |
No ones answering at ALL. C'mon guys, it's 9:12 M!
I will answer.
D.) You dig yourself out. You got out successfully! There's the man who confiscated your weapons! You use your ninja skills to kick his face, stunning him for a while. Now I finished him off with the DragonBorn staff-blade. As I continue on my journey with her0z, I feel a sharp pain behind my back; someone has stabbed me with a large dagger. Same with her0z, as I look next to him. I fall, and the man who stabbed us was laughing. That laugh is sinister, and familiar. Oh no. It can't be. It's jaredbondez! Hero: But we killed you 1 page or so ago! Jared: Wrong! We never die. I have jaredvaldez in my castle. We will be sending you back to jail. The jail has twice as much better security. The guards were watching us at all times, taking shifts. There was no window, the floor was iron, and the walls and cage bars were unbreakable. Somewhere around the world, the story focuses on a beggar...
He was a poor beggar, and he only had a small glass of tiny little drops of water, and a few bread crumbs. He also had a dagger next to him. As a group of 4 walked by, they laughed at the beggar. Beggar: Grr.....(You are playing as the beggar for now) They continue walking by. Beggar: How DARE you rich jerks walk past us like we aren't even here! You make me mad!' The group draws iron swords, but only the group leader attacks you. He plunges his sword toward you, and you block it with your dagger. It slips out of your hands. You then remember about your combat skills in adventure. You ducked and slided behind him, grabbed his sword, and slice him up with it. You also threw the sword at one of his thug friends. 2 left. The 2 charge at me with their swords, one on my left and one on my right. I move forward. They kill each other. A few moments later, a guard appears at the scene. He is chasing me. He has shot me a few times with his crossbow, and I am fatally wounded. I escape in the forest, dipping my wounds in the riverwater. As I walk by, a wolf charges at me! What do I do?
A.) Attempt to kill it.
B.) Attempt to lose it by running through the forest.
C.) Attempt to make it run into the river.
D.) Attempt to scare it. |
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jayjay200Join Date: 2008-08-24
Post Count: 1261 |
I meant him, not me. Stupid typo. |
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E. Run in circles and scream
The wolf then sits like a dog and starts licking your wounds.
Do you
A. Pet it
B. Run.
C. Faint.
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Are935884Join Date: 2009-08-11
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A) pET IT, THEN AFTER IT STOPS LICKING UP IT TRANSFORMS INTO A WOMAN!
What do u do?
a) Faint
b) Run away screaming
c) spas out
d) other |
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makoz3Join Date: 2008-11-16
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D.) You ask her out and she rejects you so hard, you are scarred for life.
How do you react?
A.)You grab your M16 and shoot her
B.)Ask her again and again until she says yes
C.)Run
D.)Kidnap her and hold her against her will
E.)Other. |
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makoz3Join Date: 2008-11-16
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Bump. |
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E.) I just ignore her and move on. (The story still focuses on a beggar) I go to another town, and see some fine clothes. I attempt to steal it, and it worked! I quickly scurried away. I didn't look like a beggar anymore. Many people admired me and said my clothes were amazing. I go to a camp and try to steal it. I see one. There's lots of cooked food, and riverwater. But there are fierce bandits! I go to the camp. They attack me on sight. I stab one in the heart with my iron dagger, and take his steel mace. The mace is so powerful, it went through the bones of the bandits, killing them all. I now have food, a great source of water, and now I can rest. A few hours later, I wake up, and I see a group of bears coming! What do I do?
A.) Attempt to kill them with your steel mace.
B.) Flee the camp.
C.) Poison some food with your wounds and throw it at them.
D.) Throw the bandit's weapons (Iron dagger, Iron sword, Steel ax(2) and Steel Mace) at the bears. |
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makoz3Join Date: 2008-11-16
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B.) You are no match for the bears and you flee the camp. Eventually you find a cave filled with countless ancient paintings. Suddenly, you see an old man,the person who painted the paintings. He gives you some food and equipment and tells you to go where your destiny takes you. You barely have time to understand what he says when the cave disappears. All that is left is a map leading to a mysterious island. Yoou then decide to head back to town and ride a boat to the island using the money you got from the bandit camp.
You eventually arrive at the pier and ask everybody if you can be taken to the island. Most of them reject you, besides one. "I'll take ye there!" He says, "But it will cost ye large!"You are about to turn when he says "You arent leaving here, unless you give me my money, or you leave in a coffin!" That catches your attention. He slams his fist on the table and sheathes his sword.
What will you do?
A.) Draw your sword.
B.)Give him the money
C.)Run while you still can.
D.)Negotiate. |
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(PLEASE, DO NOT MAKE THIS A CRAP STORY ABOUT CRAP 'SHE REGJECTEd YEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!' CRAP!' |
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KrasherrJoin Date: 2012-03-26
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A.) I draw the sword.
We fight, and I've successfully killed him. I go to the island, and find my destiny. I must save a hero in prison.
(Story now focuses on hero)
The guards haven't checked on you since weeks. Your trial was supposed to have ended months ago. We must face reality. The guards aren't coming back. You're lucky you still have that leak in the wall and those tiny bread crumbs left by. You must find a way to past the time. What do you do?
A.) Practice your fighting skills with her0z.
B.) Sleep.
C.) Wait until the day of your death. |
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D) You pry open the bars with your sword
You draw your sword. The sword has a long wide black blade with golden engravings in it. It is called the sword of grim. You stick it imbetween two of the bars and start to push. You finally bend the bars open wide enough to get through. You hear the noise of foot steps. 'Guards' You think. You start running down the hall way you herd the foot steps from with your sword drawn.
(Back to dragonborn hero)
You charge down the large dark cooridor looking for the hero. You look at the picture Her0z gave you to make sure you got the right guy. 'Be careful' Her0z said, 'He's been in there for quite a while, he might be a bit...feisty.' You here foot steps. 'That must be him...' You continue down the hallway until you see a tall skinny figure in the shadows. "Are you the hero of Grim?" You ask. The figure steps out of the shadows revealing a boy no older then 15 holding a black sword. "Yes..." He says, "And you are?" "Breaking you out," You say "The Order of Dragonborn needs you." You blast a hole in the wall of the prison. Before stepping out he whispers "And why should I trust them?" "Because we need you, and it's to stop Jared." You reply. His eyes light up. "Jared?" He says, "He got me in here. I wanna kill him." "Then are you in, or are you out?" You ask. He agrees to come, but on your way out, a dragon comes down!
What do you do?
A) Dragon born attack
B) Grim attack
C) Dual attack
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jayjay200Join Date: 2008-08-24
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A.) Dragonborn attack. I kill it in one blow. Now, back to finding jared. We see him, but he quickly escapes onto his horse. We use our FUS ROH DAH!! shouts at him, and his horse crashes and dies. Jared was sent flying across the map, and he landed near the mountains. We went after him, and found him. We readied our FUS ROH DAH!!! then shouted at him. His back breaks as he is smashed into a stone cold mountain. I come charging at him, and stick my Blade into his chest. He is dead. There is a note on Jared: 'Jaredbondez, we have two problems. The Hero AND a beggar. I will try to find the beggar, and you'll take out the hero. I hope we will come out alive.'
A beggar? Who is this person?
(The story now focuses on the beggar)
There was a voice on his head. It was the statue. 'The hero already escaped from prison. Your new destiny? Find him and join forces with him to destroy JaredBondez.' The voice fades away. Who is this, 'hero'? He says to himself. He goes deep into the mountains, and has found him with some Dragonborn friends. HE goes after them. 'Hero! Hero! I have found you!' Hero: Who are you? Beggar: I am a beggar, my destiny is to join forces with you to defeat, uh... JaredBondez! Hero: You are the beggar in this note? Beggar reads the note: Beggar: Yes I am! Hero: Then me, you, an my Dragonborn friends must go and kill the final remaining threat: JaredBondez. But wait, JaredValdez always comes back to life, and he never dies. SO that's a problem. So does JaredBondez. We must try to permanently kill him before we move on! How will you permanently kill JaredValdez?
A.) Burn him up and crush his ashes!
B.) Decapitation.
C.) Give Jared an arrow to the knee, a sword to the chest, and a mace to the face. |
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A) Burn him up to ashes.
(Focused on a new hero to help, Griff the Pyromancer!)
Dragonborn interrupts and says he knows a guy whos good at burning things. He throws down a splash potion to reveal a little video chat thing with the pyro friend. 'Hay griff!' Dragonborn says. 'Sup?' I say. 'Can you come here? We gotta burn a body.' I smile, then teleports to dragonborn. Griff takes out a small flint and steel, and lights the body of Jared Valdez on fire. A minute later, Jared is ashes. 'Thanks griff.' Dragonborn says. 'Can I come with you guys?' I ask. Dragon born says yes, and the we start on their journy to find Jared Bonez. Hours later, the we find a tall tower in the woods. A hooded man with a skull neclace comes out. A necromancer. He smirks, then my pocket shook. It contained the ashes of Jared Valdez. They flew out of my pocket, then made a ghostly form. What do I attack?
A) Necromancer
B) Jared Ashes |
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