Im a Korean, and I'd like my Chinese food cooked right. Cause they're not giving me the good rice. And the dyke giving me my food looks like a 13$81@n. I don't lile how my beef pork looks like, and the last time I eat your food I, got the rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peeing. And you might not believe I could fight, I'm a white belt, but I have two stripes. I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans. I would like to just drink my bud light. Maybe bomb a couple things in Hawaii and blow up the countries I don't like because I am a Korean.
I'M NOT THAT NICE (Uh hu)
I BUILD A BOMB (Yeah)
THEN PICK A COUNTRY (YOU)
AND BLOW IT UP!
I WORK FOR NASA (Cool)
WE LOOK AT STARS (WOW)
YOU KNOW APOLLO, That movie is.. GOOD.
I TALK LIKE CHING CHANG CHONG WHY DO YOU DROP ON ME MUCH NAPALM.
I'VE BEEN TRAINED TO KILL WITH MY TAI KWAN DO!
AND MY WHOLE CONTINENT IS A DRY CLEANING STORE BONZAI!
I LIKE TO PLAY MAGIC CARDS. YOU HEARD OF CHINA?
I WAS IN.. CHARGE, OF CHINATOWN, IN VIETNAM!
I'm still around, you can come, through to play.
When I play poker I just throw all mu chips in.
HELLO I'm YEllOW, JUST LIKE HOMER SIMPSON!
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