XiliriteJoin Date: 2009-10-31
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Damn right it is. |
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HintCoreJoin Date: 2011-08-27
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Half-Life: Full-life Consequences
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..? |
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XiliriteJoin Date: 2009-10-31
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I was going to do it, but I just kept watching the videos over and over.
I'll do it at a later date. Save it for when there's no material. |
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Xilirite, you are thr trolling king, not the king from Xargas's stroy but......ya know. |
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JPFanJoin Date: 2009-12-11
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>zombie king
>old man in hallway
>screamed out good things |
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Bwahaha
I feel like a bad person for laughing my ass off at this
:c |
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XiliriteJoin Date: 2009-10-31
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Ohai thread.
So, I'mma go hunt for some bad threads now, k?
kthnxbi. |
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XiliriteJoin Date: 2009-10-31
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So, apparently, if I don't stop trolling people, then I'll get yelled at by all of RP except for 2 people, so, uh, I'll be posting all my trollings on this thread only unless the thread is exceptionally bad and deserves to be destroyed (For instance, an MLP thread.) |
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XiliriteJoin Date: 2009-10-31
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"You are on earth."
PLOT TWIST!
"A anima of such but huan at the same time."
...Wait, what does this sentence say?
"You have always had the ability to shapeshift, but only into one thing."
Oh...So it's a furry thead. B-but, it was called "Clash of the Planets", not "Furry Adventures."
I don't know what I can trust anymore if even titles are too misleading.
"Well, maybe not one you can tunr into one of each type, one aqua one flying, and one ground."
So why didn't you just say you can only turn into three things, one that swims, one that flies, and one that walks?
"Now, weird aiens are attacking."
'They are called the Redundants.' Isn't Alien just basically Stranger, which comes from the word Strange, which also means weird?
"They all have gadgets and can copy the form of anything near them with it."
Just because they feel lasers are less high tech then turning into non-hyper advanced alien species.
"They also have some space weapons."
See? Lasers. They have no reason to turn into things.
"They have 1 that is a plasma sword and one is a lazer gun."
So, uh, it's Halo. Great. It's Halo, mixed with Animorphs, mixed with Urinal Adventures.
"All of the aliens have these."
Variation is for lame people. I want things to be as repetitive as possible.
"They have two major weaknesses though."
They are all easily outsmarted by Jim the Samurai, and are all made of organic matter and thus can be harmed by almost anything we can be harmed by.
"Their first is that to be inside another form you must be near the thing you are copying form of."
That's not a weakness, that's their power.
"The other is that after being inside another form and going back they have to recharge their weapons."
...Why?
"After this has happened what people have been picking on you for (your shapeshifting ability) is now what they are asking for."
Wait, people pick on the person who can potentially turn into a bear or a vulture and murder you in the face? Wow. Bullies really are idiots.
"They want you to help fight against the aliens."
How? They're just kids, what are they going to do? At least you can shapeshift!
"People have gotten 2 of the different weapons from an alien a military man killed."
Wait, one alien was carrying 14 billion weapons, 7 billion of which were plasma swords?
"They have brought it to scientist to do tests on."
Wait, 'it'? So there's only one now?
"They found that iron can keep them from hurting you."
Really, now? Plasma cannot cut through Iron? THEN WHAT ARE WE AFRAID OF?!
"For weapons you now have a iron sword and shield."
GIVE US GUNS AND A METAL PLATE AND WE'LL WIN!
"(or two swords or a big shield greatsword etc.)"
A big shield. A big shield? A big shield! THE GREATEST PIECE OF EQUIPMENT EVER CONCEIVED!
"You are now part of the army to fight the aliens."
As a kid.
"Even at a young age."
Even the THREAD knows it's dumb.
"Now will you fight the aliens, or will you join them and willingly become one of their slaves?"
WHY WOULD I WILLINGLY VOLUNTEER TO BECOME AN ALIEN SLAVE?
"The choice is up to you inside this battle."
Stop shoehorning in random morality battles, there's no reason ANYBODY would join the aliens when they have FREAKING SUPER POWERS!!!!
"For you, are one of the elite heroes sent into this war."
Yes, we're such elite heroes, with our lack of combat training and heroic deeds. Truly, we're overqualified.
Ugh. Not as bad as the others but still, why?
From 'clash of the planets' |
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nights192Join Date: 2008-02-22
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I would hardly call this trolling, really. |
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BUT IT IS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS! |
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KerionJoin Date: 2009-04-24
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Oh how many times I have almost done similar things, though I could not have done it as well with it.
lol btw
Have you ever seen Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Basically does that same thing, but for bad movies. |
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KerionJoin Date: 2009-04-24
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I think I might put one of my old (and suck) threads in for submission.
Of course it's so old that I'll have to dig to find it. |
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kewllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :3 |
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Riku1257Join Date: 2011-08-15
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This is pure awesomeness (funniness). This guy should do stuff like this for a living. |
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KerionJoin Date: 2009-04-24
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This was my first original thread (I did remake for another guy once before (with his express permission)and I had joined a couple of other people's threads too.): http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=22552600
It had an enormous weapon list, restrictive rules, was badly punctuated, loaded with typos, and was made back then I had little understanding of how the forums really worked.
I learned from my mistake though, which is fortunate.
Honestly this is about the worst thing I ever made in my personal opinion.
Version 2.0 of this, however, was good and kind of successful. |
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>This was my first original thread (I did remake for another guy once before (with his express permission)and I had joined a couple of other people's threads too.): http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=22552600
It had an enormous weapon list, restrictive rules, was badly punctuated, loaded with typos, and was made back then I had little understanding of how the forums really worked.
I learned from my mistake though, which is fortunate.
Honestly this is about the worst thing I ever made in my personal opinion.
Version 2.0 of this, however, was good and kind of successful.
I read that RP. I h8ed it. XD |
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XiliriteJoin Date: 2009-10-31
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I have seen a few episodes of MST3K. I'd probably find it funnier if I understood all of the references. |
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Riku1257Join Date: 2011-08-15
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Can you believe Taiwolf finds your trolling cruel and mean. (I find it hi-larious.) |
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XiliriteJoin Date: 2009-10-31
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I do find it a bit funny -- A bit annoying too, since we're otherwise on good terms.
A few new rules for submitting threads:
They have to have at least 13+ sentences.
They have to be the kind of bad I can make jokes out of.
They CANNOT be uber-popular, because I'm sick of all this backlash.
If it's just another Hunger Games/Warrior Cats/Camp Olympia/etc., then I won't care.
It cannot be your own thread.
It cannot be an obvious troll thread.
And finally, it cannot be a matter of submitting it to get back at a person you don't like. |
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Riku1257Join Date: 2011-08-15
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Half the threads that you 'make fun of' (Point out obvious mistakes) aren't even popular, yet when one person says that it's funny, you, and said person (me) will get loads of backlash. |
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