BeasleyJJoin Date: 2010-03-03
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@Cal, Neither.
A man went to the store and asked for a bottle of water, the cashier pulls out a shotgun, and points it at him, but the guy didnt die.
Why did the cashier pull out a shotgun?
ANWSER SIMPLE |
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I have a riddle:
I am the beginning of existence and the end of time. I'm the beginning of everything and the end of space, what am I?
Pretty simple, but I like it. |
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@dark, the letter 'E'.
@hans! Nope....the answer is on the top. F has only straight lines, and the top section has only straight line letters, if you look closely. The bottom has curved lnes. |
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
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@dark
Him who i shall not break 3rd comandment to post the name of. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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A man went pass 5 red lights , 3 stop signs, and 1 crossing guard. How many tickets did he get? |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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@headjoe2
I'm going on robloxian vacation. |
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lucky956Join Date: 2008-02-21
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lucky956Join Date: 2008-02-21
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Because he could've passed them on the side |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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Actually, he was walking. |
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A wolf walks into a fence and notices sheep in there. But the fence is built so tight, the wolf could hardly get in. Luckily, he can get through becuase he is really thin. But by the time he eats all the sheep, he'll be too fat to escape, and the farmer will shoot him! The wolf sits there puzzled. How can he eat the sheep and escape? |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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Crawl under the fence.
A couple of teens saw a guy and said if he didn't write his age, they'd be given 50$.
He payed. What happened? |
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@bob...nope, guess one more guess. |
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If a=b & b=a, what does a equal/ (There is no right awnser, PARADOX.)
~DanielRCollison, The Orange Thunder |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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calculator@
I give up.
How many adults does it take to screw a lightbulb. |
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@bob, first the wolf can go through the fence, throw the sheep over the fence with his mouth, crawl back through the fence, and eat it outside the barrier. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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I am the start of time and the end of time.
What am I? |
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The letter t..? What I think.
You are trapped in a brick house with no door, no window, nothing. You have a bat. How can you get out?
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LemonMageJoin Date: 2010-02-24
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This is a really easy one. You guys should get it.
Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I? |
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@lemon, the letter 'r'.
My riddle? |
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LemonMageJoin Date: 2010-02-24
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I have some more.
1. I give you a pair of three. One sits down and never gets up. The other is always fed, but is also always hungry and the last disappears and never comes back.
2. What has eyes on their feet, arms on their feet, a body on their feet and feet on their feet?
3. A man was born in 1953 and died in 1954, and died on the age of 86. How is this possible?
4. What becomes shorter when you at to letters to it? |
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LemonMageJoin Date: 2010-02-24
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Wait whuts ur riddle? I'm too lazy to check. xD. Wait, Im looking. |
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LemonMageJoin Date: 2010-02-24
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Idk. You can't? It's because it says the house has nothing, so you can't. Not sure, wild guess. |
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