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Drybones101
#147325520Saturday, October 04, 2014 9:46 PM GMT

Scratch you to death Mum, how can Seagulls kill me?
saronite1100
#147326025Saturday, October 04, 2014 9:54 PM GMT

They take a poo in your eyes, thus blinding you for life. When the doctors try to cure you, they carve out your eyes. FOR LIFE! Mom, how can Roblox kill me?
WhoNeededMoney
#147435501Monday, October 06, 2014 9:48 AM GMT

Yes. No excuse. Mom, can urine kill me?
logyon2
#147603076Thursday, October 09, 2014 7:06 AM GMT

Yes if you wait for it to fill up by drinking tons of water and not going to the potty. Not that it matters anyway since your not potty trained yet. Mom, How can being famous kill me?
WhoNeededMoney
#147697995Friday, October 10, 2014 11:02 PM GMT

All the girls surround you. Then you can't breath. So, don't be famous. Mom, how can Simple game, very fun. Simply ask a question to your mother on how something can kill you, like so: Person 1's post: "MOM, how can not having a pen kill me?" The person below states how, then asks a question. Person 2's post: "Because, if you don't have a a pen you can't take any notes. And if you can't take any notes, you can't study. So you can't get grades. And if you get no grades you don't get a job. And no job makes no money, to buy you food. And if you're starving, you're skinny, and therefore, ugly. And if you're ugly no one can love you, which means no marriage, which means no children, so you get lonely, and being lonely makes you depressed, and depression causes sickness, and sickness causes DEATH. MOM, how can an PS3 kill me?" It doesn't have to be that long. It could just have been "you are defenceless when someone stabs you." I'll start. MOM, how can breathing kill me? kill me?
ertyuiop2
#147763366Saturday, October 11, 2014 9:28 PM GMT

it cant mom how can ponies kill me (\-={ the foruming brony}=-/)
sup3p
#148488226Friday, October 24, 2014 1:17 AM GMT

They could have horns and stab you. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! How can being a unkillable person kill me?
Jupiter33
#148488796Friday, October 24, 2014 1:25 AM GMT

Just because you're unkillable doesn't mean you're immortal. Mom, how can farts kill me? Saying Jupiter33 is the same as saying the word baseball
WinxClubRulesNZ
#148499009Friday, October 24, 2014 5:09 AM GMT

By smelling ultra bad. Mom, how can I kill me?
EcoMagic
#148499106Friday, October 24, 2014 5:14 AM GMT

Well... Mom, how can saying every single way she can end up killing herself killme?

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