Try Not to Laugh!

Exceptive

Join Date: 2012-05-28
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#111251717Tuesday, August 27, 2013 3:57 PM GMT

Roses are red Violets are blue I CANT WAIT TO RUN OVER YOU

PaperGuests

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#111258046Tuesday, August 27, 2013 5:29 PM GMT

Bmaster... are u sure u can turn over me?

Chibtrio

Join Date: 2011-02-02
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#111261327Tuesday, August 27, 2013 6:19 PM GMT

Guy: So why are you in prison? Prisoner: You know i was watching Doctor Who? Guy: Yes, you were. A lot. Prisoner: So, i saw a blue box in the street. Guy: You mean a Police Box? Prisoner: Yeah, so i went in, and saw a guy. Guy: Was it Doctor Who? Prisoner: I thought it was, so i shook the guy, and asked him to take me back in time. Guy: And.... Prisoner: It was an actual Police Box. Guy: Oh dear.

BrickBuddy709

Join Date: 2012-05-09
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#111267986Tuesday, August 27, 2013 7:41 PM GMT

@Chibtrio - Nice, but I didn't laugh. I'll be sure to share that with my friends xD What do you call a singing computer? A Dell. (Sorry, couldn't think of anything else.) ~ Well, look who's here.. ~

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
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#111477347Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:17 PM GMT

Nope, didn't laugh because I didn't get it. If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a bise? NOT FUNNY IF YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS!

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
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#111503855Friday, August 30, 2013 1:06 AM GMT

True story Me: Hey, I dare you to throw this chocolate bar at the teacher! Friend: OK. Friend throws chocolate bar at teacher Friend: DIE! NOOB! DIE! Chocolate bar hits teacher's back Me: *Facepalm* Teacher: Ooh. A free chocolate bar. *Eats chocolate bar* Me: O.o Friend: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! *Begins punching teacher in the face and kicks her in the head like Chuck Norris* Me: O.o

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
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#111506260Friday, August 30, 2013 1:24 AM GMT

Another true story: Me: I dare you to throw a pie at the teacher's behind. Friend: OK, hehe. But you should do it. Me: OK. *I throw pie at my teacher's behind and it bounces off* Me: AUGH! What does she have, a trampoline in her behind or something? Teacher: Mmm. A pie. Me: NUU! WHY?!?!?! DX Friend: Doesn't she know that that pie was from her? Me: DIE! TEACHER! *Jumps on teacher's back and begins peeing on her* Friend: O.o

Robloxia38

Join Date: 2012-02-24
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#111512762Friday, August 30, 2013 2:16 AM GMT

( True story ) Okay, so there's this spam called "my name is roooobot"/ "uhh sure!" So some guy commented on a forum "my name is rooooobot" And then some other guy replied "your name is iiiiiidiot."

alphadragon64

Join Date: 2010-02-12
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#111519348Friday, August 30, 2013 3:15 AM GMT

I get it. It's not funny, but I get it.

TheLittleOshawott

Join Date: 2013-02-26
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#111562177Friday, August 30, 2013 5:27 PM GMT

ogm ~Your siggy here ツ

TheLittleOshawott

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#111562265Friday, August 30, 2013 5:28 PM GMT

not being funny or anything like that xdf ~Your siggy here ツ

saronite1100

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#111600618Friday, August 30, 2013 11:45 PM GMT

Oh well... Dinkleberg...

iiRukatu

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#111606295Saturday, August 31, 2013 12:39 AM GMT

Wut Mudkipz

LesterStillwell

Join Date: 2011-03-27
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#111621622Saturday, August 31, 2013 2:50 AM GMT

I don't get it.

ZachC5

Join Date: 2013-02-07
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#111625476Saturday, August 31, 2013 3:28 AM GMT

I forgot to laugh

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
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#111657212Saturday, August 31, 2013 1:58 PM GMT

True story Sonic: Hey, dude. I bet you 25 cents to throw this honey bun at Amy's behind. Me: OK, hehe. *I throw honey bun at Amy's behind* Amy: Mmm. A honey bun. *Eats* Me: NUUUU! WHY?! DX *I tackle Amy and begin biting her face* Sonic: O.o

Kabukie

Join Date: 2013-03-01
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#111657635Saturday, August 31, 2013 2:04 PM GMT

Police: where do you live? Me: with my parents. Police: where do your parents live? Me: with me. Police: where do you all live? Me: together. Police: where is your house? Me: next to my neighbours house. Police: where is your neighbours house? Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: please, tell me. Me: next to my house.

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
Post Count: 11343

#111658768Saturday, August 31, 2013 2:19 PM GMT

-.- Didn't get it. Next person say Butt-smoothie

xFancyTuna

Join Date: 2011-10-10
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#111666516Saturday, August 31, 2013 3:40 PM GMT

@saronite Your jokes are worst than: -Finding out your parents are getting divorce through facebook. -Running out of Toilet Paper -Waving to someone who you thought was waving to you. Oh, right... "Butt-smoothie."

Robloxia38

Join Date: 2012-02-24
Post Count: 4069

#111672136Saturday, August 31, 2013 4:38 PM GMT

Didn't laugh. I love you. You love me. Let's all fart in harmony. Top that!

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
Post Count: 11343

#111677703Saturday, August 31, 2013 5:32 PM GMT

@xFancy Seriously? If you don't like my jokes, don't reply to them. I have the cape... I MAKE THE WHOOSH NOISES!

noob23905

Join Date: 2011-06-26
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#111692359Saturday, August 31, 2013 7:52 PM GMT

Here's some of the things I heard or said in real life. (Might not be funny) WHAAAAAAAT?! BUUUUUUULLLL!! WTF! This is such BUUUUUULLL!!!! Wooooooo took at meeeeeeeee. I'm pulling my - down, virtually pulling my - down. You can't see it, but I'm not wearing - and I'm flopping all over the place. And he's unaffected. I DON'T WANT A BEAKER! GET OFF OF MY HAND! Omg scoop that bean out! Get out of there, GET OUT! Like buried in there, you're a f ing kidney bean! Danananana, danananana. I'm dancing in front of the guy who's asking me to meet my boss. Yo mama is so fat, that when she fell down, I tried not to laugh, but the ground cracked up. Wtf, me press butt on and you no work. Dam you balloon, DAM YOU BALLOON. POP BALLOON! Omg, is the needle not sharp enough or is the balloon skin too thick? Come on! Pop already! All the tasty treats are inside you! I hope no one laughs at me. What the heck, I was outside trying to pop my birthday balloon with this needle, but it doesn't pop and all you did was go to the bathroom and bob your head into the toilet! AAAAHHHHH, AHHHHH *raging beaver* AAAAAHHHHHH, AHHAHHAAHHHHH OH GOD! *constipated badger* AAAUUUUGHHHH!!! AAAUUUGHHH!! OMG! *tarzan* NO! GO AWAY SLENDERMAN! *wimp* AAAAHHHHH!!!! Ok, so this is the point of no re-TUUUURRRNNNN!! *Manbaby* AAAAHHHHH...AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHH *girly screams*

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
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#111711026Saturday, August 31, 2013 10:25 PM GMT

What's something you can do outside that's fun? Bob8644: Skydiving! Me: ICE CREAM! Bob8644: Surfing! Me: 2 ICE CREAMS! Bob8644: Clam-wrestling! Me: STILL 2 ICE CREAMS! Bob8644: Cart riding! Me: Washing an old person! Bob8644: Saron, that's not fun. Old guy: It is for me.

Hyporos

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#111714194Saturday, August 31, 2013 10:53 PM GMT

so for the old man washing an old person is fun?

saronite1100

Join Date: 2012-01-23
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#111778229Sunday, September 01, 2013 1:33 PM GMT

@Sharpy That was from Spongebob Another thing from Spongebob Spongebob's teacher: SPONGEBOB! How dare you beat up a new student! Spongebob's teacher: I'm going to KICK YOUR BUTT! Random fish: What have we TOLD you, Old Man?!