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"Hi, doctor, a patient needs to see you because he claims he's invisible.
"Sorry, I'm with another patient at the moment. Tell him I can't see him right now." |
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*sings while writeing report*
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROLOLO TROLOLOLO LOLO
I FINALLY FINISHED :) *epic face*
*power shuts of*
*Cries*
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFAWFAWSTGESWRYHUERXJUH5ZAEHR5J4SERTGWGB4AEWYHU5ERYHURED GH FUZZY FAWFUL BUGS! |
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worst ever.
I baked you a pie. Oh boy what flavor? JUST KIDDING I DIDNT MAKE YOU A PIE
I HATE YOU |
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*writing report*
*writes 1 word*
"i need a well deserved break" |
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rockitbroJoin Date: 2011-04-12
Post Count: 26757 |
1. Stick your tongue out
2. Try to breath through your mouth. It's impossible
3. You noticed that it is possible but you look like a dog now. |
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There was a man who had a duck
and bingo was his name-o
he never had any friends
he was such a lame-o |
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ZT6Join Date: 2012-12-24
Post Count: 225 |
Want to hear a joke?
This forum!
Nothing is funny.. |
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not funny
im going to go on a server
*admin kicks everyone the second the player arrives*
wtf |
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BetatizerJoin Date: 2013-11-10
Post Count: 51 |
This makes kids laugh.
Stinky Underwear
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you burned.
take a dumptruck on the toilet |
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Nope.
Here is a joke: Your parents come for breakfast in the morning when you are sleeping... You wake up and answer the door. They want some toast. You have 3 toppings... Jam, chocolate spread or honey. What do you open first?
¡sǝʎǝ ɹnoʎ :ɹǝʍsuɐ
-Builderman, stop telling people how to get 9999999 robux! |
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Ain't funny.
"On the road again,/
I just can't wait to get off the road again/
I'm on the highway doin' 80' with my friends/
I just can't wait to get off the road again." |
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maxjellyJoin Date: 2013-05-18
Post Count: 8344 |
Not funny at all.
POOP IS GOOD
FART SMELLS GOOD
DID YOU KNOW EATTING POOP IS GOOD AND UNLIMITED FOOD SOURCE |
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Seriously?
Jets will be united,
chickens will be divided,
I crapped on you,
and peed on poop,
I hate toasters,
I like trains,
I hit you,
You punch me. |
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No, just, NO.
What if I told you that the zombie apocalypse already started? |
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i ate a cupcake and pinkie ate me
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heres MY joke
yo mama is so fat when she is dreaming it is hard for her to get up in her dream that makes it hard to get up in rl! |
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-.-
How many times can you say, "MR. PLOW!" |
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not funny
#
Stick a skateboard on street
Glue a dog
Its then Skatedoge |
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find the word poop in this puzzle. if you find it out ur cool if u don't you are noob
popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopop |
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I met a guy so ugly if he was a brick he would have his own projects. |
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RUN! THERE'S A DOGE BEHIND YOU! |
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Yo momma's SO ugly, Fix-it Felix said: "I can't fix it!"
Yo momma's so dumb and fat, she saw a school bus filled with white kids and she yelled "AFTER THAT TWINKIE!"
Yo momma is SO dumb, she put a peice of paper on the TV, and said she was watching Paper Veiw...
I LEIK FROZEN YOGURT! |
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gwebster2Join Date: 2010-08-29
Post Count: 5671 |
Welp. What's the worst that could happen?
Your mother is so fat, I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck. |
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yo mamma so ugly when she was born her mom asked what is it and the doctor said I don't know but if it moves kill it. |
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