Try Not to Laugh!

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#72012804Tuesday, July 10, 2012 3:18 PM GMT

Nope Roses are red, Violets are rainbow, I'm really bad at poetry, Toaster Fred (3 year old with a cold. Is crying.) Mom: What's up, Fred? Fred: (Stuff from nose is coming down) Fred: MOOOOOOM! IF THIS STUFF DOESN'T STOP RUNNING DOWN MY NOSE I'M NEVER GUNNA GET A DIRLFRIEND!! Truestorybro.

calculator73

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#72014565Tuesday, July 10, 2012 3:43 PM GMT

Eh. I predict the person below will laugh or not laugh.

EmoPieMan

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#72020457Tuesday, July 10, 2012 5:03 PM GMT

A man walks into a grocery store and ask the how much are the oranges. Clerk: Only 50 cents Man: are the fresh Clerk: very fresh Man: Can I buy some? Clerk: not today maybe tomorrow Later on a lady comes in Women: How much is the grapes Clerk: only 50 cents Women: are they fresh Clerk: very fresh Women: can I Buy these Clerk: not today maybe tomorrow Later a robber comes in Robber: how much is in the cash register Clerk: only 50 cents Robber: are you being fresh? Clerk: very fresh Robber: wanna die now? Clerk: not today maybe tomorrow

YummyGurlz

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#72021178Tuesday, July 10, 2012 5:12 PM GMT

Zoo-Wee-Mama lol

Jellyfish403

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#72021341Tuesday, July 10, 2012 5:14 PM GMT

I heard you wanted to be superman. So I destroyed your planet.

bob8644

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#72024702Tuesday, July 10, 2012 5:53 PM GMT

If I was yo boyfriend...

YummyGurlz

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#72031507Tuesday, July 10, 2012 7:11 PM GMT

Everybody get high

bob8644

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#72038590Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:44 PM GMT

chuc nrris NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zawie

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#72039093Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:51 PM GMT

Not Funny

bob8644

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#72039202Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:52 PM GMT

Don't you know what happens when you misspell chuck norris? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

Diverqence

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#72040683Tuesday, July 10, 2012 9:10 PM GMT

I laughed at the first one justin beiber :P

bob8644

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#72042193Tuesday, July 10, 2012 9:28 PM GMT

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

nicholasthebear

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#72044477Tuesday, July 10, 2012 9:52 PM GMT

diddnt laugh you go to hotel. theres tape on the floor out lined as a person. a guy goes i forgot to remove that and started removeing it.

bob8644

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#72048435Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:33 PM GMT

I'm ____ and I know it.

MightyChar911

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#72120928Wednesday, July 11, 2012 6:32 PM GMT

Wow they are sooooooo many witchs time ro witch clean done:P

Zawie

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#72277545Friday, July 13, 2012 4:37 AM GMT

Mom: iPad Sister: iPhone Brother: iPod Dad: iPaid!

dartman65

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#72281444Friday, July 13, 2012 5:37 AM GMT

sfjlgskdfjlsdkfjlksdjflksdjf

calculator73

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#72281501Friday, July 13, 2012 5:38 AM GMT

jeopardy song plays*

nikoni

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#72291794Friday, July 13, 2012 9:57 AM GMT

I have a lot of old people in my neighborhood. I showed them dubstep. I ended up in intensive care for two weeks and I've never put a dubstep song on more than low volume. another one. My car is red My house is red My name's ted I like red

nikoni

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#72292256Friday, July 13, 2012 10:24 AM GMT

I've got three this time What do you call a chicken that's been hit by a car? Scrambled eggs! My dog is blue my house is rainbow nyan cat is in the sky the sky is purple SOMEONE SPIKED THE PUNCH! A random dude goes to Mcdonalds, he is very angry Angry: can I have a happy meal?! Server: you must pass the happy tester he walks through the happy tester and the tester explodes Server: either you're extremely happy or you are about to shut down your brain Angry yells Angry: I can NEVER get a happy meal!

bencrocker

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#72293398Friday, July 13, 2012 11:15 AM GMT

Mmk havent laughed at any yet, my turn to shine :D Children in the back seat cause accidents, Accidents in the back seat cause children. Hater: Im cooler than you. Me: Oh so does that make me hotter than you? ...And if your too immature to understand those....random story below. One derpish morning, I was making derp on toast when a cockroach hooted its horn on my bungalow marble, it told me it was a scaredy cat. I said ' Why are you snotting onions out of your water slide'.. 'Im so sorry', it said 'Its a habbit'. 'Mmk you can live with me furry friend. When Im older ima be a Primadonna girl.' The cockroach giggled and slept in the pikachu's coral reef. TEH END. :/

herobrine501

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#72294392Friday, July 13, 2012 11:55 AM GMT

Do I donate? (go to #1) #1) You really want the answer so go to #5 #2) Don't go flippy on me, but go to #5 #3) Don't complain, but head on over to #10 #4) Wow I thought you'd quit by now, you really need a donation go to #9 #5) Oops wrong number go to #8 #6) Oh boy! Head to #2! #7) Your as good as done! Go #6! #8) Now we're track, now head to #4 #9) Well we're gettin' somewhere, head to #3 #10) Your in luck! Next go to lucky #7!

Triforce778

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#72295124Friday, July 13, 2012 12:20 PM GMT

Me: NETFLIX Y U NO BUFFER?! Netflix: You didn't ask nicely :( Me: O.o

Triforce778

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#72295155Friday, July 13, 2012 12:21 PM GMT

Oh, and above, XD

bob8644

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#72306402Friday, July 13, 2012 3:50 PM GMT

Roses are red Violets are blue Now if you'll excuse me I need to take a poo.