Try Not to Laugh!

shafiq81

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#77435040Tuesday, September 04, 2012 7:30 AM GMT

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jayjay200

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#77438835Tuesday, September 04, 2012 11:14 AM GMT

I have a great joke, but roblox is too immature and retarded to even accept it. -_-

Steevun

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#77446054Tuesday, September 04, 2012 3:36 PM GMT

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zevenon

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#77447376Tuesday, September 04, 2012 4:12 PM GMT

everyone i have a magic trick! i am gonna levitate myself! see! i did it! yay! (some people might get it others may not.) here's another joke: Sorry i spilled my coffee cup on the "no drinks sigh" and brought a skiboard to the wet floor sign :/

zevenon

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#77447428Tuesday, September 04, 2012 4:13 PM GMT

you could say you're cool and u could smell ur feet but u can't do them both at the same time :3

saronite1100

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#77464640Tuesday, September 04, 2012 9:51 PM GMT

The Green Clarinet the makes everyone tell the Truth. VS. The Red Tuba that makes people crap their Pants. Winner? THE RED TUBA THAT MAKES PEOPLE CRAP THEIR PANTS, BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE!!!!!!!

saronite1100

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#77465119Tuesday, September 04, 2012 9:57 PM GMT

Funny titles: The Yellow Brick Road by: Wiz Ofoz Robots by: Mechan Ical The Stupid Ones by: Tim Witt I Just Farted by: Justin Beiber Didn't see that, didja?

saronite1100

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#77465428Tuesday, September 04, 2012 10:01 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who's there? Me! Me wh... BIRD MISSILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAUGH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IMA PWNZ DA JEEP TOO!

shafiq81

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#77499515Wednesday, September 05, 2012 8:03 AM GMT

@above , LOOL! Nice , you know how to make jokes. :D ~shaf

shafiq81

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#77499519Wednesday, September 05, 2012 8:03 AM GMT

I've no idea how to make one. :/ ~shaf

shafiq81

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#77499523Wednesday, September 05, 2012 8:04 AM GMT

Wow , at the title. xD ~shaf

saronite1100

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#77530600Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:37 PM GMT

3 men walk into a bar. Next thing they know, they end up in the hospital. Doctor: Really? Bumping into a bar?! Men: Hurting ourselves? We just wanted to see what the new drink tastes like. Doctor: Which one? Men: BIRD MISSLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

saronite1100

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#77530840Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:39 PM GMT

He told me to tie her up, and do whatever I wanted to her. So I took her stereo.

Flosky

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#77532478Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:59 PM GMT

There are 499 bricks on a plane. 1 falls out. How many bricks are there now? 498. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door. What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals but 1 go. Who didn't go? The giraffe. An old lady needs to cross a crocodile infested swamp. How does she cross? Normally because the crocodiles went to the Lion King's birthday. The old lady still dies. How does she die? The brick from the plane hit her.

smeaddesktop

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#77535738Wednesday, September 05, 2012 11:37 PM GMT

roses are red violets are red bushes are red grass is red MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE! (copied) I thought this was a good one

xXcandyXx

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#77536826Wednesday, September 05, 2012 11:50 PM GMT

Roses are red I am dark blue Never trust santa I am going to pwn you.

saronite1100

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#77538624Thursday, September 06, 2012 12:09 AM GMT

lol Butt Smoothie. If you didn't laugh for this one, I don't know you. Another one: Toy: The cow says, "Shazoo!" Stewie: It does not! Toy: The pig says, "Squeedle deet!" Stewie: That does it! One more false sound and you'll get it! Toy: The elephant says, "PIKACHU!" *Stewie vaporizes Toy*

saronite1100

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#77573606Thursday, September 06, 2012 8:26 PM GMT

I see London. I see France. I see, OH GOD NO!

ok876

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#77580276Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:55 PM GMT

@Flosky Heh. Clever. -K

KillBillGlitch

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#77581217Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:07 PM GMT

1.) How do you Kill a blonde? Pile up her clothes and make her jump off! 2.) Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 3.) I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 4.) Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. ~Slim Shady~

bob8644

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#77582989Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:28 PM GMT

BASED ON A TRUE STORY Do you hate being tardied by a fire alarm? I do. Did you know that everytime a student is late for class because of a fire drill, a hedgehog dies? To stop this chaos, call the number on your screen. We'll have that fire drill stopped before it starts! So call now, and save a hedgehog's life. CALL NOW 1800-I-HATE-FIRE-DRILLS

saronite1100

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#77586181Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:05 PM GMT

MOMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!! mom: Bob, I thought you like Sonic. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY DID MARIO BECOME A BIRDMISSLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

bob8644

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#77592244Friday, September 07, 2012 12:14 AM GMT

Lol Roses are red Violets are blue I love me BIRD MISSILLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

saronite1100

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#77593336Friday, September 07, 2012 12:27 AM GMT

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wanted to escape from Sonic, who's new weapon is BIRD MISSLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

xXcandyXx

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#77597584Friday, September 07, 2012 1:16 AM GMT

The BIRD MISSLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Poem. What's that bird doing? Where's that bird going? Who is that bird seeing? Why is that bird cheeping? Well, my friend, As one said, If you see in bed, A bird with a head, As to a shed, Without a hen, Then you should know, Its a... AH.... BIRD MISSLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Lol?)