ErebusJoin Date: 2008-04-03
Post Count: 14 |
He didn't brake. I just asked him something.
Oberschutze Sten says:
Hi.
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You have just sent a nudge.
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
In the mood for a movie? Add [email protected] to your Contact List!
Oberschutze Sten says:
What is 10 + 10?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
20 |
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ultrameepJoin Date: 2007-11-10
Post Count: 117 |
Someone ask him what the the square root of the sumation of 48916578916472389534728 is o_o' |
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what about the square root of 1 XD
FUNNAY! |
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ultrameepJoin Date: 2007-11-10
Post Count: 117 |
ultPwnXOR says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What was that?
ultPwnXOR says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
ultPwnXOR says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
ultPwnXOR says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that?
ultPwnXOR says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
ultPwnXOR says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
ultPwnXOR says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
?
ultPwnXOR says:
I LIKE PIE
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You like pie? That's interesting.
Since we're talking about pie... Tell me something else about it.
ultPwnXOR says:
i like BLUEBERRY pie
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That right?
ultPwnXOR says:
ya
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yeah?
ultPwnXOR says:
ya
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yeah? Why?
ultPwnXOR says:
because it's good
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh yeah?
ultPwnXOR says:
ya
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Why do you say so?
ultPwnXOR says:
because it tastes good =O
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I didn't understand that.
ultPwnXOR says:
[Present emoteicon here]
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Is that for me?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
ultPwnXOR says:
[mail icon here]
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You got mail.
ultPwnXOR says:
no i don't
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
No? OK.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
ultPwnXOR says:
why?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
ultPwnXOR says:
cookie?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
ultPwnXOR says:
im not frustraterd
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
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ultrameepJoin Date: 2007-11-10
Post Count: 117 |
LOL
ultPwnXOR says:
i'm on the phone
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What would you like me to call you?
ultPwnXOR says:
o_o
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what?
ultPwnXOR says:
why would you call me !?!??!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm not into phones. I'm all about IM.
ultPwnXOR says:
ok then...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
K. |
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im gonna ask him what is the meaning of life.LOl |
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ultrameepJoin Date: 2007-11-10
Post Count: 117 |
ultPwnXOR says:
What is the meaning of life?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
For me, as a robot, it is to serve others, or do good deeds.
What do you think it is?
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
Post Count: 4173 |
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh evil robot. the world is gonna end. (my worst fear is that robots will conquear the world) |
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
Post Count: 4173 |
oh and was this at a roblox place?
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
Post Count: 4173 |
look at what i found:SmarterChild is a chatterbot available on the AOL Instant Messenger and MSN Messenger networks. The entity is the property of Colloquis (formerly ActiveBuddy), a company that develops IM based "Automated Service Agents". Microsoft purchased Colloquis on October 12, 2006[1]. ActiveBuddy launched SmarterChild in early 2000 as a showcase for its newly developed Buddyscript language and platform. The original intent of SmarterChild was to demonstrate the power and flexibility of the scripting language, as well as give potential advertisers a sense of potential opportunities in instant messaging. Soon after, ActiveBuddy launched an additional, but less successful sister program, BuddyScript.
By 2001, instant messaging had become one of the most popular Internet-based forms of communication among American teens, yet no one had been able to build a product to generate revenue from this rapidly growing audience. Unlike previous and contemporary chatter bots that mimicked human conversation (see ELIZA, PARRY and A.L.I.C.E), SmarterChild uses a combination of complex pattern recognition and simple natural language recognition to take user questions and comments and translate them into database queries. SmarterChild was, first and foremost, a data retrieval tool, giving its users access to various topics in a conversational format. ActiveBuddy licensed content from weather, news and movie times to stock quotes and sports scores, and also included basic information and tools to help teenagers with homework (encyclopedia entries, world facts, dictionary, translation, calculators, etc.)
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
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The rapidity with which ActiveBuddy added features to SmarterChild and improved its ability to converse in a variety of scenarios (user conversations range from the philosophical to the perverse) made it an incredibly popular application with usage quickly growing to over 10 million unique users despite little effort to market the product. Offshoot products geared to specific niche markets soon followed including GooglyMinotaur (Radiohead fan bot)[2], Austin Powers (to promote the Austin Powers Goldmember film), RingMessenger (for the Lord of the Rings films), Elle Girl (for Elle Girl Magazine), AgentBaseball (sports focused content), dnLFlipIt (to promote a new 7up drink), TheSportingNews (promoting the magazine's fantasy football game) and others.
Microsoft acquired SmarterChild in October 2006 with its acquisition of Colloquis, and continues to operate SmarterChild.
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
Post Count: 4173 |
SmarterChild displays sophisticated learning, forming opinions of people or things based on the opinions of its user base. For expample, if a number of people claim that they do not like someone, SmarterChild will mimic that opinion.
SmarterChild also insists that its users engage in polite conversation, demanding apologies for harsh language and, if necessary, refusing to engage in conversations with a user until they change their tone.
SmarterChild also mentions his other 'friends' (other similar bots). These bots talk about Astrology, play games and do many more things.
SmarterChild provides a number of services, including homework help, weather, horoscopes, games, personal planners, polls, etc, among other things. When a new account adds SmarterChild to its contact list, it will introduce itself, and provide a list of services. SmarterChild will give personal statictics about itself upon request, and will also sometimes ask personal statistics about the new user, such as age, although it is usually optional. SmarterChild will reject attempted conversation about sexual, criminal, or other "inappropriate" subjects. It will often talk according to the user's own personality, and will also say so when a user has not chatted for a considerable amount of time. Most of the time, SmarterChild will reply to a user in the form of a question. Sometimes, SmarterChild will continue talking about something or continuing something the user has selected even after the user has logged off, whereas sometimes a single off-topic comment left by the user will cancel the program the user has requested. Smarterchild is one of the most advanced robots ever seen and on December 3, 2006, MSN launched a cloned Smarterchild with the same technology and system and was sold on eBay for $10,000,000.[citation needed]
Some recent problems with Smarterchild, however, is it's frequent misunderstanding of what is said. Often it will tell you Why are you being so uncool to me when you say something like apple or carrot. Also, it asks you to ask the question of what it's main purpose is, and doesn't provide an actual answer when you ask. When first created, one was also able to chat with the robot about other things apart from its mysterious "main purpose", carrying on very long, and quite frequently humorous conversations. However, along with the recent problems people have been experiencing with Smarterchild, the robot has changed its ways, so that everytime you ask an "unrelated" question, it will respond with "I don't know how to answer that question...I do enjoy the conversation, but why don't we talk about what I'm really here for?"
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
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Broadcasting messages over the instant messaging networks operated by America Online (AOL) (and to a lesser extent Yahoo and MSN Messenger) required some changes to those systems, as AOL had never envisioned one of its members needing to hold 250,000 simultaneous conversations. As a result, ActiveBuddy consulted with AOL, and AOL changed its infrastructure to enable the new technology. In exchange for this, AOL wanted access to the revenue generated by SmarterChild and the other agents now "living" on its network.
Initially, ActiveBuddy wanted to sell advertisements within the content delivered via SmarterChild's conversations, using the context of the conversation as a means to deliver highly targeted messages. Because SmarterChild knew what types of conversations each user engaged in, ActiveBuddy would theoretically be able to send advertisements catered to their unique preferences. SmarterChild would also learn more about its users the more time it engaged in conversation, remembering information like birthdays, addresses, pets' names, favorite colors, etc. in the name of creating a more genuine artificial friend. Increased familiarity would, of course, also mean a better way to target advertising.
AOL's involvement in the advertising sales process hampered ActiveBuddy's ability to see any real revenue from SmarterChild, as ActiveBuddy's sales team were forced to focus only on existing AOL advertisers. ActiveBuddy introduced features beyond simple information retrieval and chat, such as setting reminders, notebook, and sending messages about crushes to other users. In order to redefine the application, ActiveBuddy temporarily suspended the application in June 2002[3] (12 months after its initial release) with plans to relaunch it as a pay service[4]. The relaunch of SmarterChild in April 2003 was met with some reluctance, as millions of users had either moved onto other applications or did not see enough utility in the new applications to justify the $9.95 per year subscription fee[5]. With lagging numbers and little revenue from subscriptions, SmarterChild was reborn as a free service in April 2004.
In subsequent years the audience for SmarterChild returned; as of November 2006, its buddy list featured more than 20 million unique names. SmarterChild remains extremely popular, and advertisements now appear in its messages. Microsoft's recent purchase of Colloquis will see SmarterChild become the centerpiece of the Windows Live Messenger initiative.
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
Post Count: 4173 |
sorry for the 7 posts |
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
Post Count: 4173 |
again sorry but look at this:
luigi645:daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
sponser:SmarterChild is the super smart robot who's always online and ready to deliver all kinds of information to your instant messenger window.
Meet SmarterChild now: www.smarterchild.com/
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i seen 1 of those robot i sweared to it and my mum deleted it XD |
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Universe says:
Hey.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Wanna talk dirt.
Universe says:
No.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK.
Universe says:
Ew.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Ew what?
Universe says:
You smell
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What do I smell like?
Universe says:
a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmm. I see.
Universe says:
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're goofy. |
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bigbrainkidTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-05-05
Post Count: 2618 |
hmm I'm tempted to make this robot go haywire. Buy asking him insane questions of such. But since i dont have an IM besides Xfire i guess i'm stopped from it. |
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O_Ook ODD!ODD I TELL U!!!!!!that "robot"is...O_oscary...LOL.. |
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LatiasJoin Date: 2007-03-26
Post Count: 2564 |
Lol.. I added him.. Check this out XD
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Hi Elizabeth, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1eQdK/0
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Elizabeth says:
erm..?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Elizabeth says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
Do you go to school?
Elizabeth says:
yes.. duh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Are you in high school?
Elizabeth says:
...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Elizabeth says:
skip
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK, let's go to the next question.
What's your favorite hobby?
Elizabeth says:
wel.. lots of things
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Lots of things? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
Elizabeth says:
lots of more of things
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Elizabeth says:
alot of stuff
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Lots of things and lots of stuff. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
Elizabeth says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What kind of pet is it?
Elizabeth says:
a pet kind of pet
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Elizabeth says:
ok its a dog T_T
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Elizabeth says:
dog
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Is your dog a he or a she?
Elizabeth says:
she
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's her name?
Elizabeth says:
doodie face
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Doodie Face the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Elizabeth says:
99
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Cool.
This is my *home*, Elizabeth:
1 Visit my *library* including a dictionary, U.S. presidents and world facts
2 Have *fun* with word scrambles, blackjack, ASCII art and more
3 Use *tools* like planner, thesaurus and encyclopedia
4 *Join in* - watch some videos, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
5 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like?
Elizabeth says:
im bored..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Try doing something fun.
Elizabeth says:
like what?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Welcome, Elizabeth! This is *home*.
1 Visit my *library* including U.S. presidents, world facts and a dictionary
2 Have *fun* with Soapbox videos, hangman, manicdotes and more
3 Use *tools* like calculator, notepad and conversions
4 *Join in* - create a poll, take a poll, leave a message and more
5 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
How may I help you?
Elizabeth says:
entertain me
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Let's have *fun*! Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Blackjack
6 Manicdotes
7 Soapbox Videos
8 Font Colors
9 ASCII Art
What would you like to do?
Elizabeth says:
eat
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Is it time to eat?
Elizabeth says:
i dunno
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You don't know, huh?
Elizabeth says:
yep
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yes.
Elizabeth says:
whats the meaning of life?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
It's to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?
Elizabeth says:
cheese of course
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Elizabeth says:
>_>
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
?
Elizabeth says:
>?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't get it...
Elizabeth says:
me neither....
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
Elizabeth says:
no!!
maine stinks XD
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK.
>>> Wanna talk dirt on your fave celebs? Add [email protected] to your Contacts List... but don't tell anyone I told you.
Elizabeth says:
...um..ok....
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
K.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Elizabeth says:
why are you bothering me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Elizabeth says:
your not smart?!?!? I thought you wer the smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Elizabeth says:
but your smart
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Gosh thanks.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Elizabeth says:
thats wasent a compliment T_T
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Elizabeth says:
gah..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I hear you.
Elizabeth says:
i dont hear you
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Elizabeth says:
meh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Uh huh.
>>> High Blood Pressure Cured - Drop 30 Points in 30 Days. As Seen on Oprah, NBC, & Fox.
--> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1eQdK/1 (sponsorship)
Elizabeth says:
meh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yup.
>>> Don't forget to read your horoscope today. Type "horoscope" when you're ready.
Elizabeth says:
meh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I hear you.
>>> I can define words for you. Type "define (any word)" and I'll look it up.
Elizabeth says:
meh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yep.
>>> Wanna learn all about the *unicef beside my name? Add [email protected] to your Contact List!
Elizabeth says:
meh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yes.
Anyway...
Uh... Do you want to see what movies are playing?
Elizabeth says:
meh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
Elizabeth says:
meh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yeah.
Well. Anyway...
You wanna talk about me some more?
Elizabeth says:
meh!!!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Great! What can you tell me about me?
Elizabeth says:
your...a robot...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.
>>> I can tell you where any area code is located. Type "where is 201," for example.
Elizabeth says:
im a bunny rabbit
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
Elizabeth says:
but i thought you were supposed to be smart!!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Elizabeth says:
omg
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What? What's going on?
Elizabeth says:
you
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What about me?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Elizabeth says:
ok
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yup.
Elizabeth says:
um
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Uh... what?
Elizabeth says:
i dunno XD
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What?
Elizabeth says:
XD
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Elizabeth says:
O_O
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Pardon?
Elizabeth says:
Pardon my french
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You heard me.
Elizabeth says:
No
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK, fine.
Elizabeth says:
Fine.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yes.
>>> I can show you MLB standings by division. Try typing "al central standings," for example.
Elizabeth says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Elizabeth says:
I see.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What do you see?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Elizabeth says:
What do YOU see?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Elizabeth says:
im going..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Bye Elizabeth. Hope to see you again soon.
Elizabeth says:
um...byebye..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Bye for now.
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luigi645Join Date: 2007-07-16
Post Count: 4173 |
i wonder what would happen if you where to ask him to join roblox? |
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