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Whoever can make the best joke wins.
Last winner was Conson84!
Good luck and have fun! |
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Can it be something thats just funny instead of a joke? |
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ryry60100Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 1964 |
Communism. Now that is funny. |
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Anyone else want to enter! |
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SlurkserJoin Date: 2012-03-27
Post Count: 110 |
Here is my joke:
"Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here." |
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I was playing this game where you have to corrupt a wish.
A guy says, "I wish for a doughnut that had nothing wrong with it."
And I say, "Granted, but it has a hole in it!"
True story! |
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luigi010Join Date: 2010-04-19
Post Count: 2898 |
i got a good one
obamacare |
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I watched the fireworks for the 4th. Planes flew around the fireworks. The fireworks' shooters tried to knock them down. A UFO Takes the fireworks and turns them into a gun that shoots unlimited fireworks. Then so many were made that it was OVAR 9000!!!!!! An astronaut got the firework guns, and sold them for 500,000 $. He kept some of them, but 9000 were selling. All 9000 was gone at daylight. He drowned in cash in his house. When his/her brother/daughter came, all the cash exploded out of the house and the house exploded. Then robbers came, trying to get the money. He got his firework gun and shooted the robbers. Then the end of the world came. He, his family, house, and money teleported to a different planet named "KOI-5426.02". It was the most earth-like planet, and they lived by the "oceans". Good water was there. All the other people teleported to the "oceans", neighboring the house. He found a bank and put the money in it. Then the end of the universe came.
End of story |
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VaraxosJoin Date: 2008-06-10
Post Count: 4720 |
My Joke:
Your mom is so ugly she went to a haunted house and got a paycheck. |
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So far I think Slurkser has the best joke really Zerito? Those jokes are so old. Your jokes?... |
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Elopus001Join Date: 2011-08-28
Post Count: 482 |
My joke. Why couldn'y the 11 year old see the pirate movie. It was rated "R". |
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MerluvleeJoin Date: 2011-10-02
Post Count: 6664 |
Little Johnny and grandma are going on a walk.
Little Johnny sees a 5 dollar bill.
"Don't pick up anything that's been lying on the streets!" says grandma.
Grandma trips.
"Sorry grandma." Little Johnny says. "I can't pick up anything that's been lying on the streets." |
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My joke: "Three hunters go out in woods to hunt, first hunter goes out and doesn't come back til next day. When he came back. He had shot huge deer! and 2nd hunter asks him how did you get that? 1st hunter says I followed tracks, i shot big deer. So next hunter goes and doesn't come back to next day and when he came back he had even bigger deer! 3rd hunter asked How did you get that :o 2nd Hunter said I followed tracks, i shot big deer. So third Hunter goes and doesn't come back for days. He finally comes out of woods with his clothes shredded and hunters ask, what happend ? And 3rd hunter said Me followed tracks i got hit by train O.o" <- The end. Moral: Never follow Train tracks. :3 |
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PinkFlare and Crazyrbot13 those are really good jokes hard to deicide... |
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SlurkserJoin Date: 2012-03-27
Post Count: 110 |
Mine is better than both of theres, cmon, consider mine.
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Slurk you can't say that... you can add more jokes so far your in the top 3...
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Elopus001Join Date: 2011-08-28
Post Count: 482 |
Did you here the one about the boxer? It had a bad punchline. |
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gwebster2Join Date: 2010-08-29
Post Count: 5671 |
Prisoners were mining rocks in the Middle of Nevada. Two of them go out into the middle of the road as one Prisoner wanted to show the other Prisoner something. It was a joke. The prisoner said,
"Why did the Bird? cross the road?" Said the prisoner.
with a roll of his eyes, the other prisoner said,"Why?"
"He didnt,see?" he then held up a dead bird.
The other prisoner gagged,then a guard said,"Hey,you two jailbirds get back here!"
The two prisoners were then hit by a truck. |
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My tramps once told me to keep a eye on my health not my money. One day, my money got stolen. It was stolen bye tramps. Then my mawmaw shot him with her SHAWTGUN! The mawmaw part is not part of the story. I hus wanna add it. |
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My gramps * sowwy on nah kindle. It auto corrects |
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I know I'm a girl, but
Woman's Rights. |
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dartman65Join Date: 2008-09-13
Post Count: 721 |
Your mommy is so fat that when she was done passing the tv i was watching, five episodes of family guy passed |
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