I make a cell for the super noob which is portal-proof (You cant place portals to get the super noob out this time! >:D) Cannot be burned, Cannot be destroyed, Cannot be walked through by those hackers, Cannot be burned by a laser, Cannot be breaked through, Whoever touches it will die, And whoever destroys it will be killed instantly, And the destroyed wall will form back, Is anti adjective proof, And also with a feeding system, Also, It has 1,000 turrets around the noob's cell and get 12 Ender Dragons to protect it. Oh, did I mention the creepers that will blow up anyone that gets nearby? I think I didn't. Anyway, the turrets will shoot you. AND there are 1,000,000 choppers there, who will drop bombs at anyone but me or the noob, But wait! There's more! The cell is on the Sun that has Earth tempature and a bunch of food and water and a bed and it cannot be destroyed by anything. Yes, ANYTHING. Then I convinced Chuck Norris which has now and undestructable body, Skin and stomach, and his mouth will shoot lasers at whoever tries to get in, But if someone gets through, He/She/It will be killed instantly by Chuck Norris's telekinesis, Oh, And did I told you it was also guarded by an army of Telamons with Ban Hammers so when you try to kill one another one kills you and the Telamons regen so you can never kill them all? I probably didn't, And it is immune to collapsing so it won't collapse if anything drops into it, So even after a million atomic bombs fall into the cell the cell wont collapse and explode, Muahahah, It is also immune to disappearing so if an Admin tries to delete it, It wont, But if you use time travel so the super noob can get out, Everything that protects the cell disappears, Even the cell and the super noob will disappear, MUAHAHAH! NOW NO ONE WILL EVER GET TO CAPTURE HIM AGAIN! Oh and by the way, Everything that protects the cell, The cell itself AND the super noob itself, Is inside Chuck Norris. The noob can't get out BTW, There is no door or window or something, And the cell is made with bedrock, MINECRAFT FTW! |