1,000,000 Ways To Die!!!

awesomebuilder1337

Join Date: 2012-06-09
Post Count: 523

#75652350Wednesday, August 15, 2012 2:33 PM GMT

I farted so strong i flied in space

Kingkr101

Join Date: 2010-01-09
Post Count: 3638

#76376261Thursday, August 23, 2012 2:02 PM GMT

I pushed a red button that had a sign pointing to it that said, "Do Not Push."

Kingkr101

Join Date: 2010-01-09
Post Count: 3638

#79504835Friday, October 05, 2012 11:14 PM GMT

Talking on the phone which has a gun in it that shoots when you hang up.

stephen832

Join Date: 2010-04-02
Post Count: 1712

#79542352Saturday, October 06, 2012 12:25 PM GMT

Troll face attack! Not the one above me, just a death.

TehIcyStar

Join Date: 2010-03-07
Post Count: 1649

#79550095Saturday, October 06, 2012 2:40 PM GMT

Too many ponies.

TehIcyStar

Join Date: 2010-03-07
Post Count: 1649

#79550138Saturday, October 06, 2012 2:41 PM GMT

Posting in this post twice in a row

ChocolateKnight

Join Date: 2010-04-30
Post Count: 3584

#79551160Saturday, October 06, 2012 2:55 PM GMT

Hitting Nyan Cat In Space, Causing A Powerful Impact, An Impact So Strong It Blew Up The Nearest Unknown Planet

oucheys

Join Date: 2011-05-13
Post Count: 6869

#79551258Saturday, October 06, 2012 2:57 PM GMT

I tried to kick Chuck Norris in the face, but instead his face kicked my foot so hardly, that i died

AcousticJamm

Join Date: 2012-01-02
Post Count: 242

#82968228Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:10 PM GMT

couldn't jump over lava 1000000 times

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82971303Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:34 PM GMT

a fat kid jumped on you alowing you air way to close and the farts created a new phatogenand killed you it was a slow death

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82971527Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:36 PM GMT

i ate ecto plasm and exploded and fllowed down to the earths core

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82971977Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:40 PM GMT

i ate dark matter and disenergrated -megusta-

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82972271Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:42 PM GMT

jack frost was niping at my guts & internal organs

angryvegtible10

Join Date: 2011-12-28
Post Count: 3430

#82973172Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:49 PM GMT

@warriorscats Get out Anyway I put Lady Gaga's meat dress on and walked in front of a cave of starving tigers

talkpickle123456789

Join Date: 2012-10-29
Post Count: 662

#82973282Sunday, November 25, 2012 7:50 PM GMT

i divied by zero (causes teh universe to explode :))

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82979164Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:36 PM GMT

some one lazered me

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82979340Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:37 PM GMT

i swalloed glass

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82979446Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:38 PM GMT

i ate a lighter

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82979634Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:39 PM GMT

i stabed light sabers in my eye

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82979782Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:40 PM GMT

i stapled my body

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82979963Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:42 PM GMT

i fell down a rabit hole and broke my leg

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82980179Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:43 PM GMT

i swalloed a killer

bewarelogan101

Join Date: 2012-04-17
Post Count: 347

#82980403Sunday, November 25, 2012 8:45 PM GMT

i swalloed a witches potion

ChemicallyAlter

Join Date: 2010-12-23
Post Count: 880

#82986400Sunday, November 25, 2012 9:23 PM GMT

A clown followed me ~I can't tell if you are a total idiot or a total troll.~

Themaster405

Join Date: 2010-03-13
Post Count: 1223

#82986905Sunday, November 25, 2012 9:26 PM GMT

I trolled a dragon ßĀĊΘП