XXBronzeFist
#75827267Friday, August 17, 2012 8:28 AM GMT

You get hit by a car, get run over by a truck, get sprayed by a skunk, a baby vomits on you, and the garbage disposal brings you into a dump where you get continuously buried by more garbage and you rot to death.
Lizardguts12
#75874101Friday, August 17, 2012 9:48 PM GMT

that has already happened jk
SiX4
#75912987Saturday, August 18, 2012 5:00 AM GMT

Stepped off the short bus onto a cliff which you purposely fell off of for no apparent reason.
Ayedrian
#76192266Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:40 AM GMT

You shot your self with your one gun.
Absxlve
#76196801Tuesday, August 21, 2012 5:02 AM GMT

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Ayedrian
#76536924Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:31 AM GMT

The trolls killed you for copying and pasting.
strawberrycream12
#76537203Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:35 AM GMT

Your headphones suddenly electrocute you, a super loud song comes on, and an atomic bomb explosion kills you and everyone else. The end
Ayedrian
#76537283Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:37 AM GMT

Your noob hat from two years ago grew moldy and got on your head and then into your brain and you died slow and painful >:D
strawberrycream12
#76537519Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:40 AM GMT

Then as I was dying, my hat jumped off my head and slowly killed you. There was no way to take off the hat, because it decided not to jump off. Then the electricity made all of your hair fall off. FAIL
1blockhead
#76537618Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:42 AM GMT

Ok, so there were 3 kings in a helicopter. One said, "I love my city," and dropped down a gold bar. The second said, "I love my city," and dropped down a silver bar. Then the third said, "I hate my city!" and dropped down a bomb. Then the first king went into town and saw a little girl crying. "Why are you crying?" he asked. She replied, "My dad went shopping and got hit in the head with a gold bar." The second went walking and saw a little boy crying, and asked, "Why are you crying?" He replied, "My mom went shopping and got hit in the head with a silver bar." The third king went walking and saw a little boy laughing. "Why are you laughing?" he asked. The boy replied, "My dad farted and the house blew up and killed the above user!"
strawberrycream12
#76537871Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:47 AM GMT

You were driving home one night when a piece of moldy cheese smacked your face, then as you stepped back because of the horrid smell you suddenly fell into a hole. You thought the hole was bottomless but apparently there was cement at the bottom. When you peeled yourself off the floor a bunch of poisonous snakes went to attack you. You screamed and ran away and sadly ran into a wall. Then magic lightning struck you and you ate slightly overcooked spaghetti. The spaghetti blew up and you screamed in terror. Suddenly a flea bitten ant grabbed your hair and took off laughing. You cried because your hair was gone and ran onto a boat which sank so you had to swim in -8000000 degree water. Then when you finally got to shore a bear chased you home. You went into your kitchen safe, and slipped on a piece of candy. You see kids, candy can kill you.
1blockhead
#76538124Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:53 AM GMT

And when I slipped on the candy, the candy flung up and went as fast as the speed as light into your skull, then you fell backwards into the refrigerator, the door shut. Then the fridge tipped over and rolled. It kept rolling and rolling until you fell off the Grand Canyon, then you crawled and and realized you had no shoes on. Then you stepped on a tiny microscopic pebble, then you fell down dead. End of story.
strawberrycream12
#76538346Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:57 AM GMT

But its not. The second book goes like this: When I stepped on the microscopic pebble it set off a chain reaction which caused a crazy explosion that somehow only hit you. You suddenly had two heads and were sent into a barrel with a magic floating hat. You put on the hat and it spun you into the air as a random loud songs started playing. Then you suddenly were in a starwars ship that blew up because some weird thing killed you with fire. But you survived and got eaten by a shrimp. You were like "What??!" because you had no idea how a shrimp ate you, but then the shrimp ate a shark. Then you were really confused, but you didn't have time to worry about it, because like I said it ate you. So your dead. And that is the end of the second book. Because you died :D
1blockhead
#76538382Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:58 AM GMT

OH NOEZ, I AM SLAIN.
Ayedrian
#76574324Saturday, August 25, 2012 6:03 PM GMT

Your body had no more moisturisation because you kept your tounge out your mouth.
strawberrycream12
#76670513Sunday, August 26, 2012 5:24 PM GMT

Your bandanna suffocated you, so your head turned grey. So now you are dead.
Ayedrian
#76670971Sunday, August 26, 2012 5:29 PM GMT

The duck on your head turned out to have ravvies bit you and you died.
1blockhead
#76672780Sunday, August 26, 2012 5:48 PM GMT

You decided to try on some new clothes, and they were wayyyy too tight, and they squeezed you to death and now you are dead.
Ayedrian
#76708826Sunday, August 26, 2012 11:39 PM GMT

Your shaggy came alive and ate you.
Voidion
#76709094Sunday, August 26, 2012 11:41 PM GMT

^ You died becuase you can. End of story.
Ayedrian
#76723042Monday, August 27, 2012 1:46 AM GMT

. hi..... BLARGH! Your dead.
Ayedrian
#76777548Monday, August 27, 2012 7:57 PM GMT

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pipi155
#76778874Monday, August 27, 2012 8:13 PM GMT

You'll fall over and a horse would kick you into lava!:D
omgh4xorz
#76953916Wednesday, August 29, 2012 9:51 PM GMT

You get caught ODing and get banned from ROBLOX forever and sucide
ToXiCaTiOnAl
#77003076Thursday, August 30, 2012 12:30 PM GMT

You see a dragon,The dragon claws your neck and your vertabrates fall of..Then the dragon bites you very slowly...A slow..Painful..Death