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[Lol my bro did that before he just cracked the TV xD]
U had to go poop you tried so hard to get it out and it came out it was actually your heart |
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xile911Join Date: 2009-02-17
Post Count: 673 |
You get hit in the head by one of bruce lees nunchaku's as he battles chuck norris with glow in the dark nunchucks on a stage made of gold while everybody in africa watches it while KISS plays on the stage with fireworks in the background and NASA shooting lasers at the nyan toasters in the sky and then a gigantic fox comes and eats everybody. |
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xenovisJoin Date: 2012-03-03
Post Count: 3448 |
You tragically died in the bathtub while taking a bath because your mobile phone was ringing, and instead of picking up the phone, you have mistaken a toaster for your phone that was still plugged in, and then dropped it into the water. The person who was calling you was your cousin, he just wanted to ask you if you wanted to go bowling. |
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xile911Join Date: 2009-02-17
Post Count: 673 |
You died while hanging out with lara croft and master chief in your apartment complex on the 27th floor. An airplane crashed into the bottom floor, causing the entire building to come down. You survived it somehow, so you call your mom to let her know you are alright, but she set her phone so that it plays justin bieber until she answers the phone. You simply hang up, and you stab yourself to death with a piece of rubble. |
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AyedrianJoin Date: 2010-07-15
Post Count: 6110 |
Died by having The Justin Bieber CD "Never Say Never" CD on loop, on full volume, your ears bleed to death. |
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You saw a tree and exploaded |
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IamawesomJoin Date: 2011-07-23
Post Count: 1346 |
You were born. |
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People gave you a mirror to look at ur face then u died |
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You heard One Direction's "That's what makes you beautiful" and your ears were bleeding so much you died.. |
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xile911Join Date: 2009-02-17
Post Count: 673 |
You died. >:C |
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Everyone in One Direction gave him an infection |
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xile911Join Date: 2009-02-17
Post Count: 673 |
You were at the zoo when you fell in a lions den, escaped from that with several cuts and a bite wound on your leg, got caught in a fight and escaped with two shots. One to the foot, one to the arm, then the hospital you were in was blown apart, and you shattered the foot that got shot, but you still escaped with your one good leg, then another building exploded and the blast from it crushed several of your ribs and made you bleed out both of your ears, and you bleed to death |
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SirGapJoin Date: 2013-06-01
Post Count: 270 |
Okay, loan em up.
#673# |
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You died of horror from being forced to listen to justin beiber, one direction, and big time rush all in one room at the same time. |
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AyedrianJoin Date: 2010-07-15
Post Count: 6110 |
Your McCool face came to live, and took it self off your pace, witch made you bleed to death. |
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VortiqueJoin Date: 2009-10-21
Post Count: 696 |
You died from drinking salt water. |
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ShaddehhJoin Date: 2012-07-01
Post Count: 376 |
You died from fapping. |
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You died of looking at ATR and dying of cancer
~ I came here for a vacation, from OT. ~
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You were in war and you were last one standing,you were looking at every dead body at the floor and said 'Why shouldn't I die?' They shoot yourself 3 times. |
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jhn905Join Date: 2008-03-21
Post Count: 14965 |
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Your head found it's body and then ran of to its real body
(LOL) |
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drumman22Join Date: 2009-08-25
Post Count: 646 |
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Random spontaneous combustion. |
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By having to listen to It's A Small World 1000 times. ^-^ |
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