I SHALL HALT THIS THREAD WITH A JEFF GOLDBLUM IMPRESSION.
Hey, uh, my name is, uh, Jeff GOLDBLUM. The, uh, the secret to doing the perfect, uh, Jeff Goldblum, uh, impression is to, to, insert "uh"s and "but"s into every, uh, sentence, SENTENCE, and to, uh, never COMPLETE a sentence without saying "uh" or "but" at least once. You also have to, uh, emphasize the wrong WORDS in a SENTENCE, SENTENCE! and to, uh, *lowers voice* whisper a lot, because it makes you sound like you're saying something important, uh, for the trailer, but, but but but but, you're really, uh, you're really just, just rambling because you're Jeff Goldblum. *Raises voice* And, uh, that's it.
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