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Alex
"Oh yeah?" I shot my pistol, nearly hitting his foot. |
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Lyell
I yelp and scurry back. "You nearly shot me!"
Drakki
"Count yourself lucky. I would have." |
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Alex
"Next time I will, though. But like I said. Wuss." |
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Drakki
"l don't give you enough credit, you're pretty cool." I elbow him.
Lyell
I pout. I'm not a wuss. |
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Alex
"Thanks." I said. "Is it just me, or were we frozen in place for like, months?" |
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Drakki
"Dude, no breaking any fourth wall. I'm still building it back up from Dante as is."
Lyell
"What?"
"Nevermind, you. Shut up and sit down." |
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Alex
"Come on, I chipped it at worst." I said, while stomping on Lyell's leg. |
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Lyell
I let out an unearthly screech.
Drakki
"If Lyell learns about it we'll all die. He'll go find Stalin or something." |
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Alex
"I'm not worried about Stalin. I ki- Uhm... nevermind." I stomped on him again. |
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Lyell
I let out an earsplitting screech.
Drakki
"Or he might break it sideways and go get Scourge. I do not want to fight that demon cat." |
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Alex
"Jack fought Scourge once. Reminded him of Venom. Wait, are we talking about the same thing?" |
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Drakki
"The Scourge I'm talking about is a tiny cat that uses dog teeth for his claws and killed a cat with nine lives with a single flick of his wrist." |
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Alex
"Hm. I'm talkin' about a suit that Todd Winters gave Xenku and made him go fudgin' insane. It was like that black Venom suit from Spiderman 3." |
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Drakki
I tense. "Yeah...that's time travel. Have to talk to the Doctor about that." |
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Alex
"That was some hardcore fighting. Jack roundhouse kicked a giant slab of concrete and broke it. That's worthy of Chuck Norris."
Jack's voice called from inside. "Chuck Norris? You mean that bearded lady who does my laundry?" |
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Drakki
I crack up.
Lyell
"I must admit that was mildly entertaining." |
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Jack
"Are.... are you still alive, sir?"
Alex
"Anyone notice how we all seem to have mental disorders?" |
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Drakki
"Yeah...." I shrug. "Your words are purple."
Lyell
"What is with you?" |
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Drakki
"Ergh. That's horrid. Sleep is important."
Lyell
"Didn't get much, what with you always tapping on the bedpos-"
"F*&( you, Lyell." |
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Alex
"I tap when I'm bored." I said, tapping on my gun. [if Lyell was talking to Drakki, he said "...when I'm bored, too."] |
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Lyell
"Yeah, but she does it always the same stupid rhythm-tap tap tap tap. Tap tap tap tap."
Drakki
"Shut UP, Lyell." |
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Alex
"I'd say, 'Yeah, shut UP, Lyell.', except that's a boyfriends job. KALE! GET OUT HERE!"
Kale's voice rang from the inside. "Yeah, shut UP, Lyell!" |
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Drakki
"Thank you, Kale!"
Lyell
"You have a boyfriend? Somebody can STAND you?" |
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Alex
"Well, he is a psychotic D.I.D. guy. Drakki's into psychopaths." |
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