ImGraphicJoin Date: 2012-08-07 Post Count: 29 |
Phony rappers who do not write
Phony rappers who do not excite
Phony rappers, check it out, aight
Verse 1:
Yo, I was riding the train
And this Puerto Rican kid said simple and plain
Let's battle
It kinda took me by surprised
Cuz the brother was moving wit his eyes on the prize
I said screw it, I ain't got nuttin to lose but um
But I got to do this real quick so um
Hurry up kid, bust your joints and then I'll bust mine
And I be out cuz I got to see this hottie, he said ok
Now check it, check it out, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, that's what he said
Then I came back and just blew up his head
Cuz yo, he thought an MC who was seen on TV
Couldn't hold the shut down the B.I.G
Aiyyo, I showed him, then I went off on my task
To bless her ass Uptown, real MC's will hold it down
Yea, yea, sonny, to the beat like that
You wanna bring it to me, where you at
Verse 2:
So heres a similiar situation
When this kid tried to tell me I didn't deserve my occupation
He said I wasn't sheet that I was soon to fall
I looked him up and down, grab my crotch and said balls
Of course he tried to bring it on the battling tip
Ay, you know me, you know I had to come out my rip
Trying to lounge at the mall, his rhymes, overdosed with salt
Finally I banged his ash wit the verbal assault
He said a rhyme about his .45 and his nickelbags of w33d
That's when I preceeded to give him what he needed
Talking 'bout I need a Phillie right before I get loose
Poor excuse, money please, i get loose off of orange juice
Preferly Minute Maid cuz that's exactly what it takes
To write a rhyme, huh, to school your nickels and your dimes
Because an MC like me be on the ro-scene
Don't mean I can't hold my own, boi its biggie!
Phony rappers who do not write
Phony rappers who do not excite
Phony rappers, you know they type
Phony rappers, check it
Verse 3:
It seems there's a sanitation, y'all full of thrash talker
Sounding good but money can you feed the dog hawker
Talking 'bout your mic days and your breakdancing
Not enhancing, you sound tired
Oh, my fault, I didn't know you like to play yourself in front'cha friends
Sitting there, lying to no end
MC's for me make things happening
Talk about a world but in a form of rapping
Who will be the captain of this ship
If it goes down, don't you know you have to go wit it
Just because you rhyme for a couple of weeks
Doesn't mean that you've reach the MC's peak
Let me stop sounding all bitter
Ghetto child, never be a quitter
But don't be a phony in the litter
Take it as a letter from the better
Take it from a man who used to rhyme in busted jetta's |
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"I looked him up and down, grab my crotch and said balls"
You did what now?
SIKE, THATS THE WRONG NUMBER! |
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Jared343Join Date: 2009-03-02 Post Count: 9030 |
That sucked. |
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You grabbed your balls. heh.
Where I'm at, you get jumped for even touching your balls in front of another man.
Jokestatus |
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that was ......pretty dope |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21 Post Count: 24998 |
Reported. |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21 Post Count: 24998 |
Phony rappers who do not cite
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Gotta cite your sources, bro. |
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I once used a sentence in a report for history
... and this is where it gets crazy!
I DIDN'T CITE IT! |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21 Post Count: 24998 |
God, you give me whiplash, faplash, lashings on the thigh. |
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Jared343Join Date: 2009-03-02 Post Count: 9030 |
"You grabbed your balls. heh.
Where I'm at, you get jumped for even touching your balls in front of another man.
Jokestatus"
Watch out, we got a badass over here. |
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lila47Join Date: 2011-12-07 Post Count: 682 |
I guess it is kinda bad:| |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21 Post Count: 24998 |
HAHA! In prison that's common form, so don't spout that crap! In fact, in some cases, if you don't put out in prison, you'll be forced to do it or you'll wind up dead. |
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Jared343Join Date: 2009-03-02 Post Count: 9030 |
Look up these lyrics on Google. Looks like this guy is a hypocrite. |
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that's not the good kind of a tribe called quest |
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lila47Join Date: 2011-12-07 Post Count: 682 |
he didnt even write it e.e |
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kvltJoin Date: 2012-08-26 Post Count: 158 |
THIS GUY MADE IT UP AND HE SUPER SUX |
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durmienteJoin Date: 2009-04-02 Post Count: 2842 |
This isn't music. |
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@Jared
That's why I said "Jokestatus"
Read a bit, friend. |
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Jared343Join Date: 2009-03-02 Post Count: 9030 |
Well excuse me for not knowing the definition of Jokestatus. |
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I LOVED IT. It Was Real Good Classic Hip Hop. Hip Hop Is Not Rap Guys Hip Hop Has A Sence of taste and they dont rhyme in hip hop all the time. biggie was like the prince of hip hop. just listen to the song and you'll get it. |
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racsmnozJoin Date: 2010-10-12 Post Count: 1282 |
Go grab your balls somewhere else man. |
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Jared343Join Date: 2009-03-02 Post Count: 9030 |
@Rory
You're stupid if you don't realize this was copied from A Tribe Called Quest. |
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@Jared
Just don't be quit to assume next time. :) |
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Jared343Join Date: 2009-03-02 Post Count: 9030 |
@Jeff
What do you mean? |
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