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#78672478Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:02 AM GMT

N.ame: Dr. Edward Morelli A.ge 47 Appearence: A small, thin, middle aged fellow wearing a beige suit. {{It's an ISRP, I hope you don't need too much detail}} Bio: Dr. Morelli is, or at least, was, an architectural engineering professor at a university in Calgary, but was fired last year for an incident involving bribed marks... at least he had vacation money because of it! Other: You're in a deep sleep, and then you hear ten, maybe twenty people scream. What do you do?
Pieperson2222
#78672589Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:04 AM GMT

{{Where am I? Hotel? Motel? Backseat of my car?}}
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#78672635Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:04 AM GMT

(House)
Pieperson2222
#78672764Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:06 AM GMT

{{I thought I was on vacation?}}
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#78672901Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:08 AM GMT

(You're still packing up FOR vacation.)
Pieperson2222
#78673081Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:10 AM GMT

{{Ah. But how can I be packing if deep in sleep? :P}} I shrug. I've had kept my doors locked and bolted in case of tax collectors since I got fired, so unless it was going to break my door down like a zombie I would be fine, giving my time to put on pants and make myself some breakfast.
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#78673261Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:13 AM GMT

You hear a banging on your door, someone yells. "Help, please! WE NEED HE-" That's all you hear, until you hear a m0aning.
Pieperson2222
#78673582Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:17 AM GMT

I calmly finish my bagel, pack one suitcase with toiletries, a change of clothing, and a novel or two. If I hear any banging on my doors or walls, I'll immediatly fetch one of my cricket bats, otherwise I continue packing.
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#78673769Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:19 AM GMT

(Man.) You pack stuff and a zombie breaks a window and falls in. (I'm supposed to tell you what you find..)
Pieperson2222
#78674105Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:24 AM GMT

{{I figured I'd be able to have some control over what's in my house, but okay... xD}} A pick up the instrument of whatever random sport I practice {{Gold club, hockey stick, cricket bat, pistol from the shooting range, whatever, Determine it randomly if you want}}. Is the zombie in the same room as me, or another?
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#78674320Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:26 AM GMT

You hear the zombie fall in the room next to you. You find a metal baseball bat. (I'm American, I don't even know what cricket is..)
Pieperson2222
#78710413Sunday, September 23, 2012 2:28 PM GMT

{{You know the movie Shaun of the Dead? Shaun used a cricket bat, it's like a flat baseball bat}} "I don't have anything to rob" I shout into the next room as I stuff my wallet into my pocket and go to beat the crap out of the intruder
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#78714779Sunday, September 23, 2012 3:31 PM GMT

You kill the zombie, it was your neighbor, Tom.
Pieperson2222
#78719181Sunday, September 23, 2012 4:30 PM GMT

"Dear lord, Tom. You knew I didn't have anything worth looting." I say as I use his corpse to block up the window.
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#78719360Sunday, September 23, 2012 4:32 PM GMT

You block up the window, it's not as sturdy, but it'll hold.
Pieperson2222
#78722891Sunday, September 23, 2012 5:15 PM GMT

Alright, so I take inventory of all the crap I have. How much cash do I find, has my credit card been frozen yet? Probably, since I was unemployed all summer, but it might work. Also, do I have any proper weapons in my house?
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#78724512Sunday, September 23, 2012 5:35 PM GMT

Well, money won't be that important. Same thing with the credit card. Proper weapons? Theres that baseball bat, kitchen knives. Nothing else. And beware, this will be like Fallout. You can't carry everything in the world.
Pieperson2222
#78724866Sunday, September 23, 2012 5:40 PM GMT

Cash is king, and my asking you if my credit card was frozen was my trying to trip you up into admitting that I should carry more cash. I take my baseball bat and my suitcase, and head out.
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#78725281Sunday, September 23, 2012 5:45 PM GMT

No one is on a street, but a dog walks up to you, whimpering.
Pieperson2222
#78742889Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:03 PM GMT

I beat it's head in. I really hate dogs.
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#78757953Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:47 PM GMT

You try to kill it, but it runs away.
Pieperson2222
#78794210Monday, September 24, 2012 7:13 PM GMT

Shame. It would have made a good dinner. Wait, what am I thinking? I just left my house without taking my food! Jeese, this whole apocalypse thing is really getting to my head. I go back inside and see what food I have left.
Sarhath
#78794291Monday, September 24, 2012 7:16 PM GMT

( Could you make one for me?)
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#78860552Tuesday, September 25, 2012 9:46 PM GMT

(Maybe.) You find; Chips Chocolate 8 Sodas Water Bottle (Not plastic) Pizza (Frozen) Stuff for sandwiches Popcorn chicken (Frozen) Ice Cream (Vanilla)
Pieperson2222
#78861018Tuesday, September 25, 2012 9:51 PM GMT

Everything's either frozen or useless. Did I eat the last bagel or something? Where's all my non-perishables? Anyways, what kind of sandwich supplies are there?

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