XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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You just got this job at a coffe shop but You mess up all the time, But The boss Is really a push over...See if you can get fired
Name:
What you do at the coffe shop:
Why you want to get fired:
Name: Joe
What you do at the coffe shop: Janitor
Why you want to get fired: Not enough money on payments
Joe: *Rigs toilet stall to shoot water* This will get me fired *Watches man run out of bathroom wet and with pants down, and watches him go complain to boss* *Laughs*
Boss: Nice Job *Laughs and walks away*
Joe: DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT! *Throughs rag on ground* |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: *trips Waitor Spilling a lot of drinks and getting people mad*
Boss: *walks in laughing* Your just a jokester arnt you Nice job!
Joe: *Sighs* I am gonna have to do something else more extreme....hmm.... |
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shinasu50Join Date: 2009-03-11
Post Count: 6430 |
Name: Travis
What you do at the coffee shop: Waitor
Why you want to get fired: A boring okace |
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shinasu50Join Date: 2009-03-11
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(rephrasing....)
Why you want to get fired: A boring place
(rephrasing completed....) |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Boss: Where you going
Joe: Break *Gets on roof across the street and gets a sniper rifle out* You'll fire me for this*Shoots all coffe mugs spilling cofe all over the place* Like the mess I made
Boss: HA Very funny! You know, i like you *Laughs walking away* |
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shinasu50Join Date: 2009-03-11
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Boss: Hey Travis! give my friends coffee!
Travis: *sighs* *readies coffee and spills it on the boss' favorite uniform*
Travis: oops sorry.. fire me now
Boss: no way.. you upgraded my look
Travis: w..t...f? |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: Hmm...*Trips Travis*
Boss: Why did you kick my favorite Worker?
Joe: Dunno...
Boss: Nice joke there, Your just getting funnier and funier!
Joe T_T.. |
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jjtt11Join Date: 2008-06-14
Post Count: 16285 |
Name: johnson vertrez
What you do at the coffe shop:cash register
Why you want to get fired:because its the only one i can get
johnson:(destroys cahs register)this will get me fired
boss:(comes and sees it) OMG
johnson:ha ha ha
boss:thank you that was useless now we have more money!!!!
johnson:WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screams) |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: *Throughs Orange Juice at boss* OOps Im soooo Sowy can you forgwive me?
Boss: sure i can
Joe: ..-_-....Think smarter... |
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shinasu50Join Date: 2009-03-11
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Travis: *throws a dart at the Boss' nose* how was it?
Boss: GREAT! you made me feel stronger!
Travis: omfg.. |
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jjtt11Join Date: 2008-06-14
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Johnson:(screams and anoys pepole and they leave)YES IM FIRED
boss:LOOK EVEN MORE PEPOLE
johnson:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
boss:EVEN MORE
johnson:(Facepalm)-_- |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: OMG JUST DIE! *Shoots boss Through head*
Boss: Thanks my head had a head ache
Joe: *Looks through hole in head* 0.0 OMG! |
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jjtt11Join Date: 2008-06-14
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johnson:(shoots boss in the foot with a bb gun)AM I FIRED NOW?
boss:NOW WAY my foot itchd really bad now it dosent
johnson:OMG! WILL I EVER GET FIRED
boss:you will get promoted
johnson:NOT AGAIN |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: *Stairs at hole* *IDEA* *puts a Arrow Through head and arrow gets stuck when hole reheals* Like your look?
Boss: Hellz Ya I look good with a arrow through my head
Joe: ....This is not posible.... |
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Name: Dronian
What you do at the coffe shop: Janitor
Why you want to get fired: I hate coffee.
Dronian: *punches boss*
Boss: Thanks! My back hurted! |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: *Shoots disinagrater ray at boss* *Ray goes through boss* *Rubs Eyes* I think i need my eyes checked.. |
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jjtt11Join Date: 2008-06-14
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johnson:(kicks boss down)
boss:thanks my back needed to be strait
JOHNSON:(screams)
boss:keep the work up more pepole
johnson:-_- i gotta shut my mouth |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: *Chokes Boss* FIRE ME AND DIE! *Frog jumps out of bosses mouth* 0.0!
Boss: Thanks i had a frog in my throat
Joe: OMG! |
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shinasu50Join Date: 2009-03-11
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Travis: *calls the cops and the swat and the infecteds*
Boss: who did you call?
Travis: oh.. just friends..
Police: Sir Travis, is it him?
Travis: yeap..
Police: Ken?
Boss: Jerry?
Police and Boss: LONG TIME NO SEE!!!
Travis: o.* |
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jjtt11Join Date: 2008-06-14
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johnson:(kicks him in chest and mucas flys out) 0_0
boss:thanks that was cloging my throat
johnson:o.....m...g WILL I GET FIRED EVER
boss:not if you keep this up |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe *Shoves frog back down throat*
Boss: Thanks the frog was homesick
Joe: ...T_T |
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jjtt11Join Date: 2008-06-14
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johnson:(pushes him put door and lcoks him out) ha ha ha
boss:thanks i need a day of your in charg!
JOHNSON:WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe:*Just lays on floor*
Boss: Thanks you provide a perfect floor matt!
Joe: ugh... |
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jjtt11Join Date: 2008-06-14
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johnson:(bees lazy)yawn
boss:cool you takeing a break now thisn guy can fill in
JOHNSON:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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XoronXXTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2009-03-22
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Joe: JUST FIRE ME
Boss: Well I Have been considering YOUR!!!!
JoE: plz plz
boss: ...PROMOTED!
Joe: T_T |
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