GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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[Slender Got Jumped By Grandma]
Walking in the forest on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Grandma,
But as for me and Slender, we believe.
He'd been chasing me too long,
And I begged him stop.
But he remembered his lust for killing,
And he staggered after me.
When Grandpa found him on Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
He had rolling pin prints on his forehead,
And incriminating "Granny got guns" marks on his back.
Slender got jumped by a grandma,
Walking in the forest on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Grandma,
But as for me and Slender, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandma,
She's been taking this so well.
See her out there hunting Jason,
Drinking eggnog and playing blackjack with my bro Slendy.
Poor Slender.
[Slenderclaws Is Coming To Town]
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not forget to lock and load
I'm telling you why
Slenderclaws is coming to town
Slenderclaws is coming to town
Slenderclaws is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's dead or alive
Slenderclaws is coming to town
Slenderclaws is coming to town
Slenderclaws is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've took his notes or not
So be lock and load for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not forget to lock and load
I'm telling you why
Slenderclaws is coming to town
Slenderclaws is coming to town
Slenderclaws is coming to town
[Slendy The Content Deleted Title]
On a foggy night in Early September there was a scream in the forest..
All was scared in this evil forest..
Not a soul in sight..
But there was one who was following you, his name is:
Slendy the 8ft moron had a 1 gallon head and peanut sized brain and came up next to me and said;
"I L!K3 T@T0 ToT05!!!!"
I kicked him in the [Blank] and he fell to the ground screaming;
Thud Thud Thud coming after me;
Thud Thud Thud wanting my soul;
Thud Thud Thud O! who could it be;
Thud Thud Thud He here.
Thud, thud, THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD;
Oh lord please help me while I'm trapped in this cabin signing;
"
Slendy the 8ft moron had a 1 gallon head and peanut sized brain and came up next to me and said;
"I L!K3 T@T0 ToT05!!!!" "
Thud Thud Thud O! who could it be;
Claakuk O! what to do with this gun..
Bang-Bang-Bang chase slender with it
Bang-Bang-Bang shooting his back.
Bang-Bang-Bang shooting his back.
Bang-Bang-Bang Blew his arms off.
Bang-Bang-click O! I'm out ammo...
Thud-Thud-Thud He's chasing me...
Slendy the 8ft moron had a 1 gallon head and peanut sized brain and came up next to me and said;
"I L!K3 T@T0 ToT05!!!!"
Right before he hit me.
[Totally lame.]
We scream Ice cream,
You scream Ice cream,
WE ALL SCREAM-
Slender!?
First time typing a parody of a song.. some aren't that good.. sorry.
Post YOUR Slender carol.
Rules:
Must be a parody of a REAL song, either post the link to it or the songs name.
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Jared343Join Date: 2009-03-02
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Big ups for being a Slenderman bandwagoner. |
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LOL
I WOULD POST BUT NO.....nah, I won't say why. I'll get mad and throw the computer out the window.
I'll post tomorrow.
~That's for me to know, and you to never find out. |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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Aww fire, you make good parody's...
Okay... IF you don't I'll remind you!
~Uncle B.U.M.P Wants YOU!, BUMP TODAY!~ |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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Bump
~Uncle B.U.M.P Wants YOU!, BUMP TODAY!~
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shonyshonJoin Date: 2008-02-23
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Jesus, what was this? |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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Slender Carols...
WAS playing Slender... And I started to hum Christmas carols..
Then I started to sign out loud those songs while he was chasing me.
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I spent a long time making a parody for the poem "'Twas the night before Christmas" But no stupid Roblox blocks the post...it wasn't THAT violent...
:P
So I just gave up. Sorry 'bout dat.
~That's for me to know, and you to never find out. |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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-_-
How about re wording it? its not THAT hard fire. |
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DeviatedJoin Date: 2012-06-18
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no |
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i remember one time someone did their own roblox based version lyrically of the song lateralus
it was what on so many levels i wish i could find that thread again
~f٥гﻉ√ﻉг™~ |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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XD
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It's a LOOONNNNGG poem. And if Roblox only allowed me to make a parody of it about soldiers that were awaiting the next day to bomb their enemy when they launched a surprise attack.
Then it talks about them battling and celebrating afterwards....
:P
~That's for me to know, and you to never find out. |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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lol I can guess why they didn't allow it. |
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rawr ima slender man and my face is beautifel |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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Hi fire, not your best alt. |
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D: HOW U KNOW IT WAZ MEH?
~Noob...Hater; noob..Wait, hater! No, noob...eh, I dunno. They both fail. |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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Thats for me to know.
AND you to never know.
I met roblox today. He was a nub. OH! it was a guest. |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
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Can I have a WAV of this and drop it in a Christmas set? |
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Didn't say it right.
And BTW, that wasn't my alt. Just a newbie posting here. :P
~Noob...Hater; noob..Wait, hater! No, noob...eh, I dunno. They both fail. |
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@John - Lol
~Noob...Hater; noob..Wait, hater! No, noob...eh, I dunno. They both fail. |
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GUESTHAXXJoin Date: 2012-04-16
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@John.
I wish this was on Itunes.
It would make me laugh my [Content Deleted] |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
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It would make you laugh your ass? |
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add "off" to the end of that ^
~Noob...Hater; noob..Wait, hater! No, noob...eh, I dunno. They both fail. |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
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Why would "off" be material to be deleted? |
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