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Yo,
This a rap
Not a wrap
Are you fat
Are you a bat
You sat.. On your mum's lap
You're being sad
You're so sad
You're not my lad
You're so bad
Call you're dad
Is he you're lad?
Are you fed
Are you led
A bed?
Were you said
That you were suppose to take a bed?
You're a Robber
I like to call you Bobber
Cause your name is bob
Fateh, then a log!
You start crying to your mum,
Is she dumb
Is she lung
Now she's done for!
-VoxIsEpic
-Real account badmankendall that is banned for 1 day.
Can you beat me?
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DantarsJoin Date: 2012-01-02
Post Count: 6244 |
Yo, my name is Link, man,
I'm more famous than Lil' Wayne!
Oh, you thought my name was Zelda?
That's a blooming girls name!
I saved the world like 15 times,
I saved the princess from demise,
And I do it all alone with no help and no advise!
"Hey, Link look"
Hey, look, listen, annoying fairy!
I'd rather be forced to listen to content Katy Perry!
I think it's time I had some recognition, don't you think?
Legends of Zelda? SKREW THAT! LEGENDS OF LINK! |
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yo listen up i got sumptin 2 say
and ima put it da easy way
im walkin down the street
lookin at all da feet
walkin down the street
and everybody stops and looks at me
so i say
wazzup
wat u lookin at peeps
why u all walkin down da street
and this girl says
dude yo so cool
we dig through the snow
when the season is yule
just to get another look at u
so i say
dat cool
but even cooler is me
nao i better see yo runnin 2 yo mommy and cryin
cuz yo love fo me
i no it dyin
so i leave and go home
call u on da cell
and looks like
u in JAIL |
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By the power invested me upon this giant bald bird!
The best rap shall not be shiniest of two turds!
(To Creator) You, I wanna like you! Don't talk about change just do it!
Fought for what's on my head until a bullet went thru it!
And you! Moneybags you're a pancake! You're flip-floppitty!
This is a country! not company you can play like monopoly!
***** slap you both as equals!
Of the people!
By the people!
For the people!
Eagle! |
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hlm5678Join Date: 2011-08-10
Post Count: 2072 |
I live in a box and rox dem' sox o' yours!
I might be livin' witha' buncha' wild boars!
I might be rich, and I might be poor,
But I ain't gonna come knockin' on ya front door! |
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There are 10,000,00000000 particles in the universe that we can observe, yo mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You wanna bring the heat with the bad raps yo making?
I'm about to bake raps from scratch like carl sagan!
And while it's tuue that my raps are based on you! Not!
I'm a supercompuer!
You like a TI-82
ooh!
-credit to Nicepeter and epicLOYYD |
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ZACKBOTJoin Date: 2008-09-14
Post Count: 1854 |
Uh oh, my first attempt at writing a rap.
No lies here, gotta go eat some pies!
You think you 'gon beat me in this battle? Say bye-bye!
Now stand up and face your defeat with your very own two eyes!
Wow, that was lame. |
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vidgame87Join Date: 2011-04-03
Post Count: 3603 |
My name's vidgame, with a capital "V"
I got a top hat, ninja mask, don't ya see
I got a yellow shirt with an epic face
And ya know I'm always gonna win the race
Your rhymes are just stale, mine are fresh
Like a bag of Lays chips sitting on a bench
Now lemme warn you, I'm gonna go hard
So step it up, cmon, play your cards |
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They call you epic for nothing but losing
Name's succes
This ain't recess
Step up your game
And get more fame
You ain't nothin' without your little hats
Just a tip: Get better raps
They don't know how bad you are
Our raps are close but yet so far
You're gettin' owned
Get Telamon and get yourself pwned
I chill eatin' chips
While you fail rap with your little lips
You stink more than a stink bomb
No pros just cons.
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Dude, your rap was aimed at Nice peter AND epicLLOYD. |
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chipy7997Join Date: 2008-07-01
Post Count: 6266 |
yo yo yo yo yo
sup
yoyoyo
yo yo yo yo yo yo
sup homies
my rap yo
Bock bock bock |
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DantarsJoin Date: 2012-01-02
Post Count: 6244 |
Come on, ladies,
Come on, ladies.
Come on, ladies,
Come on, ladies.
ONE POUND FISH!
Come on, ladies,
Come on, ladies.
ONE POUND FISH!
Very, very good. One pound fish,
Very, very good. One pound fish.
Very, very good. Very, very cheap!
ONE POUND FISH! |
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Yes, it was, my raps were modified from ERBoH |
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Hi there neighbor, I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes
I be rockin' sneakers
till this battle's over
So I won't get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers
I like you just the way you are
One in a million
But it looka like the barber
Gave your head a brazillian
I pity your neck
Mr.Gold Chains
You got to many the only gold I keep is on the shelf
With my emmys.
I'll teach the whole world full of children I can tell
You call yourself T
Because your to dumb to spell |
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You're stealing their raps, bro. Make your own |
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Have you noticed that I'm CREDITING them? |
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Hey,the name’s Onlyforfalconkicks.
While I’m fighting warriors your just playing with a stick!
I’ll beat you in roleplay or in game,
That is,if you can stand the pain!
Unlike the people who say”Troll”and”Hacker”,
I am one of the people that use grammar!
Your gaming skills are as bad as a trout,
And ragequitting is the easy way out!
If you try to face me,you’ll get beat fast,
That,or your computer will crash!
So don’t mess with me bro,
Or you’ll be saying “SQUACK!”more than a crow,
Peace!
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Oh epic dude, you are so epic in copying lyrics!
I had one meatball then threw it on you!
You need a lot of poo!
Bring me a seven inch hot dog then it will explode!
There is no mode here!
I had to press enter so many times, this is a rap!
Your rap is like a plastic wrapper.
It makes the world end if you pollute.
I had 3 plants but you ate on my dish platter!
Maybe you can mate with my frogs and mice!
Just greet Americans just like you had your sausage.
21, I had people thinking about something hard.
You were like a credit card.
Although those were not credited by the channel.
They were just doing their own!
You just are like a bad bird!
Copying, you are a true nerd.
Why do you, keep on giving credit to the wrong one?
I had to make originality,
even if it goes wrong,
I just make my own words and make it and throw it to the opposite side.
Why won't you just be a credit card?
Even bards can do better than you.
You may have credit card but I used to vomit
but then I just saw a copying credit card!
Pull of the nest of yours, you never get to have an egg.
Just some people think they are cool when they are getting something cool.
Just be a credit card! |
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this rap
is about poop
POOP POOP
OH YEAH
POOTIS
POOP
POOP
I HAD DIARRHEA
BROWN LIQUID
POOPY
SOUPY POOPY
POOTER
POOTIS
POOP POOP POOPY! |
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XD XD XD I can't stop laughing now! Dx xD |
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Same here LexiLove153. c: |
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How cute alot of clueless noobs rappin
Sike
I think you gotta get back to nappin
Hey dudes watch out I'm coming for you
I'm gonna shove you all down the loo
Hey noobs you think you can beat me
well I'll run you all over with my ferrari
I'm sick of watching you all fail
Your fat like a snail
None of you know what to say
Then I say you hitch a ride to Germanay
Your rhymes are weak
cuz your a freak
Your face is awfully disgusting
And I think your rhymes need readjusting
Now all of you just get a life
Or I'll cut your throat open with a knife
PEACE
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