georgedJoin Date: 2008-05-08
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"Butler, die without dying."
I shall die, Sir, but I shall not dye my hair a different color prior to doing so.
Butler, go to Wal-mart on Black Friday and come back with no injuries whatsoever. |
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Went 2 black friday at EXACTLY 11;59pm
Butler, Bring me a dinosaur thats alive! |
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georgedJoin Date: 2008-05-08
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I brought you Barney the Dinosaur, Sir.
Butler, get within 10 feet of a 2-kilometer black hole without being sucked in. |
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Okay.
Butler, go eat 23712978573924532 tons of chips without spewing. |
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HeroHuyXJoin Date: 2011-04-30
Post Count: 45 |
I will sir, but it is shrink with my shrink ray to a meesly 1 piece. |
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HeroHuyXJoin Date: 2011-04-30
Post Count: 45 |
Butler, go in a black hole and return alive ps a black hole's gravity is infinitely so it is practically impossible. |
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georgedJoin Date: 2008-05-08
Post Count: 18641 |
"Butler, go in a black hole and return alive ps a black hole's gravity is infinitely so it is practically impossible."
I already said that one less than a page ago. |
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I did i dug i hole in the ground and painted it black |
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Butler, go bring me some of the chocolate I hate because I love demanding for stuff. |
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HeroHuyXJoin Date: 2011-04-30
Post Count: 45 |
went to grocery store and bought a bunch of hersey bars
BUTLER, JUMP WITHOUT BENDING UR KNEES. |
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Okay, Sir. I jumped whilest on my toes.
Butler, Build a Throne of books without using books. |
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Ok, I just made the books invisible.
Butler, Stand on one foot without a foot. |
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I cut off my feet and put it on a foot
butler, melt |
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no
Butler, what is the last digit of pi? |
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I, sir.
Butler, eat this banana without peeling off its skin
(cringe)
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done i just ate this banana without peelign its skin
BUTLER, go back in time and shoot osama |
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HeroHuyXJoin Date: 2011-04-30
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I used a time machine to kill Osama's mom and preventing from being borned.
Now, Butler does pushup without bending your elbows. |
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Okay Sir, I did it with my tongue.
Butler! rehearse the Australian national anthem while declaring your love for Osama bin Laden! |
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HeroHuyXJoin Date: 2011-04-30
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I did by playing a tape of my love for Osama whilest I sang.
Now, Butler get me some dry water. |
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Here sir, Dry Ice
Butler, make me a pancake with omelette mix |
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georgedJoin Date: 2008-05-08
Post Count: 18641 |
"Butler, make me a pancake with omelette mix"
Here you go, Sir. Not sure how it will taste, but that's a pancake-shaped omelette.
Butler, go get me the following amount of pizza slices: the square root of -4.
"If I had a million dollars for every smart person in the American government, I'd be broke." ~Georged, the Kaiser of OT |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
I will cut the root of -4 into thin slices, and there ya go!
Butler, go skydive without a parachute and survive. |
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Sir, My plane was late and never came.
Butler, Eat Dirt without vomiting. |
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rrytryJoin Date: 2012-08-21
Post Count: 4151 |
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Ok Sir, The moral of that lesson is never eat pizza.
Butler, Kiss my feet without your lips. |
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