Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
But sir, there is nothing for me to do!
Butler, have a fly in my soup that is not dead or alive. |
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Sir, that is your reflection.
Drink liquid carbon dioxide |
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Hey you!
Do this command without acutally doing it! |
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AxkiJoin Date: 2011-03-24
Post Count: 2982 |
dies
Butler, eat some food while your dead |
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KillzieJoin Date: 2013-10-23
Post Count: 1086 |
okay. *puts food in mouth* *commits suicide*
Narrator: Killzie cannot tell the butler what to do due to his tragic death. |
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databrainJoin Date: 2013-01-01
Post Count: 3342 |
yay, freebie!
Butler, define a new number for the sqrt(sqrt(-1))
or sqrt(i)
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Nah, I don't feel like it.
Hey you! Eat goldfish without using your mouth or putting it inside you! |
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I get a friend named "Hey you!" and eat a goldfish.
YOU THERE, BUY ME A LIFE FOR $14.49 |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
God thing "YOU THERE" is the name of a life maker.
Waiter, make me broke with money. |
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I cut you in two with sharp dollars.
Ahem, didn't I tell you to stick a blade in the wall without using a blade? |
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NerdsoftJoin Date: 2012-09-11
Post Count: 6 |
No, no you didn't. But since you ask, I demolish the wall and rebuild it around a blade.
Say you always lie... while telling the truth. Beat that! |
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I get into a anti-lava suit somehow and get that rock.
Butler! Lick your elbow! |
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I chopped my tounge and placed it at my elbow.
Butler! Die by a die! |
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Mick is fired for not looking at the right page.
I get a really heavy die ( Dice) and hit myself with it.
HEY! Have a beard while being a girl! |
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Wow lol did I
Oh well.
Anyway...
I get an operation. A gender change, and I ask if I could keep my adam's apple.
Butler! Turn into a monkey! |
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Okay!
HEY! Become dry ONLY using water to dry yourself |
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i get a towel with the word water on it and dry myself.
Can you squeeze the word water out of my towel please? |
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I take water off the towel. It was a sticker the whole time.
Butler! Make me a cheese sandwich made out of monkeys! |
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I turn the monkeys into one cheese sandwich.
Butler, build a place and make sure it gets 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 place visits! |
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I build a guest only game
HEY! I told you to have an adams apple while being a girl! |
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I'll just wear a wig.
Hey Butler, get me a lifetime OBC |
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Okay!
Hey, I bet'cha can't turn on the light without your body or with telekenesis! |
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I get FantasticBabyDog to do it.
Get 5 billion splinters stuck in your right thumb, all at one go. And if you get someone else to do it then you have to eat the splinters from their thumb. And if you say "I don't want to" or "I don't feel like it" Then you have to eat the 5 billion splinters.
See if you can figure this out, I thought of a way. |
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got my friend named "five million splinters' and he jabbed my thumb |
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eat some warm apple pie, you deserve it! |
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