But I can't sir, it's liquid!

Join Date: 2011-08-22
Post Count: 1001

#88697931Thursday, February 07, 2013 3:45 PM GMT

I break into Aperture Science and steal the ASHPD. Next, I borrow Sam Fisher's gear and infiltrate Obama's office. I shoot a portal onto the floor, then go home and shoot a portal onto my computer screen. Butler, throw yourself into SCP-100-J

roblogonzo

Join Date: 2010-03-04
Post Count: 9519

#88698437Thursday, February 07, 2013 4:04 PM GMT

Throws myself off a cliff when suddenly a goat appears and do Oppa gangnam style in 0/00.1 seconds and shoots a grapple hook at me and saves mah life.. Then he uses his Memory wipes lazer on my Master so that he forgot what he said.. Butleh, do me a barrel roll while petting a baracuda.

vinferfer

Join Date: 2008-09-20
Post Count: 4874

#88701835Thursday, February 07, 2013 6:04 PM GMT

You're Chuck Norris. Do it. Butler, kill a dead guy without killing the dead guy.

WaterLord21

Join Date: 2012-07-06
Post Count: 5161

#88706036Thursday, February 07, 2013 8:06 PM GMT

He is already dead. I can not kill, or let him live. Butler, resist 2 days without eating waffles.

TheUltimateDarkside

Join Date: 2011-08-02
Post Count: 3046

#88707211Thursday, February 07, 2013 8:30 PM GMT

I licked waffles for two days Butler, change the title and find out what zero divided by 0 is!

WaterLord21

Join Date: 2012-07-06
Post Count: 5161

#88707867Thursday, February 07, 2013 8:42 PM GMT

Not gonna change the title, umad? Butler, don't change the title.

ZETA9699

Join Date: 2011-08-22
Post Count: 1001

#88750727Friday, February 08, 2013 7:01 AM GMT

.........See? Butler, convince SCP-343 that he does not exist.

hghrules

Join Date: 2010-11-24
Post Count: 1575

#88756274Friday, February 08, 2013 1:34 PM GMT

Now he is moping around his bedroom. Butler, make me a couplet!

coolblox7097

Join Date: 2009-04-27
Post Count: 16784

#88762001Friday, February 08, 2013 4:05 PM GMT

I give u a coupon to take classes to make one yourself Butler Go create a paradox that made it possible to bend time and space Maybe you'll find someone else to help you maybe Black Mesa that was a joke HAHA fat chance :3

roblogonzo

Join Date: 2010-03-04
Post Count: 9519

#88763071Friday, February 08, 2013 4:24 PM GMT

I remove my "space" bar and put it in my oven and melt it at 1000 Celsius degrees. Tada I bended "Space" bar. Butleh, do me a sammich that contains helium in the yeast.

roblox98412

Join Date: 2010-06-28
Post Count: 388

#88764079Friday, February 08, 2013 4:44 PM GMT

I make sammich with a helium entangler. Butleh, Do a barrel roll without using any vehicle 1337 times.

coolblox7097

Join Date: 2009-04-27
Post Count: 16784

#88764501Friday, February 08, 2013 4:54 PM GMT

Doctor:im sorry you're butler is in intensive care unit and snapped his neck Butler Find the square route of black mesa

WaterLord21

Join Date: 2012-07-06
Post Count: 5161

#88764606Friday, February 08, 2013 4:56 PM GMT

qwerty Butler, eat c4.

coolblox7097

Join Date: 2009-04-27
Post Count: 16784

#88764662Friday, February 08, 2013 4:57 PM GMT

I eat paper that says c4 on it and btw my last command THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA FAT CHANCE butler say goodbye caroline

WaterLord21

Join Date: 2012-07-06
Post Count: 5161

#88765799Friday, February 08, 2013 5:23 PM GMT

Goodbye, AH I FORGOT THE WORD! Butler, eat WIRED c4 that isn't in a paper.

coolblox7097

Join Date: 2009-04-27
Post Count: 16784

#88765878Friday, February 08, 2013 5:25 PM GMT

I write the word wired c4 onto a cake o wait IT WAS A LIE butler make the cake so it aint a lie

WaterLord21

Join Date: 2012-07-06
Post Count: 5161

#88765953Friday, February 08, 2013 5:27 PM GMT

But if i do that... you'll write WIRED C4 on it, so I won't do it. Butler, break a mirror with your head.

arceus5864

Join Date: 2012-01-14
Post Count: 329

#88766572Friday, February 08, 2013 5:40 PM GMT

Ok, (*Faceplants into mirror) - Done. Butler, reply to this message whilst your on anothe planet without your computer, and being attacked by aliens that want to steal your chees rassions and use it to make a statue of their leader - Narggulop.

arceus5864

Join Date: 2012-01-14
Post Count: 329

#88766715Friday, February 08, 2013 5:43 PM GMT

btw stop changing the subject...

WaterLord21

Join Date: 2012-07-06
Post Count: 5161

#88767397Friday, February 08, 2013 5:57 PM GMT

roblox98412

Join Date: 2010-06-28
Post Count: 388

#88768767Friday, February 08, 2013 6:26 PM GMT

. _ . _ . _ Butler, Type "Roblox" In morse code using one hand

databrain

Join Date: 2013-01-01
Post Count: 3342

#88796644Saturday, February 09, 2013 12:45 AM GMT

-.- --- --... .-.. --- Gosh dangit I DUnNO X. This is my memory of morse code. I dunno all of it. butler, go make minecraft server hosting free

roblox98412

Join Date: 2010-06-28
Post Count: 388

#88805444Saturday, February 09, 2013 2:13 AM GMT

Buy xbox then buy minecraft then open minecraft then make sever with host free option turned on, Done. Butler, MAKE POOTISENTRY 10 times without use wrench.

roblox98412

Join Date: 2010-06-28
Post Count: 388

#88805708Saturday, February 09, 2013 2:15 AM GMT

@Databrain I use Morse code translator to do it

Iamawesom

Join Date: 2011-07-23
Post Count: 1346

#88807484Saturday, February 09, 2013 2:30 AM GMT

Butler, Make a snake eat it self starting with it's tail, if the snake isn't 2x as long when ur done, u failed.