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the volcano is inactive.
Butler, go move that mountain over there! |
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Takes 200 tow trucks and moves the mountain
Butler Zip up your coat using your bones |
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mettadogJoin Date: 2012-06-02
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I take my bones out and they dance and zip my coat up.
Butler, do the Gangnam Style dance for the rest of your life! |
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
Post Count: 971 |
but I don't have a life.
Butler, do the Gangnam style for all eternity |
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Takes a video and puts it on rewind
Butler Do the gangnam style dance for the rest of your life without videos and you cann't touch anything |
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
Post Count: 971 |
like I said again, I don't have a life, So I can't do it for the rest of my "life".
Butler, go kill your past self |
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mettadogJoin Date: 2012-06-02
Post Count: 3436 |
But I create another universe which I go in where I kill my Milky Way self in the past but I am actually in another universe.
Butler, buy me every Limited U no MATTER WHAT! |
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
Post Count: 971 |
I did, in your alternate universe you created.
Butler, go delete all alternate universes |
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There's a brick in the way
Butler destroy the brick |
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oucheysJoin Date: 2011-05-13
Post Count: 6869 |
I get a space shuttle and shoot the brick
Butler, get yourself electrocuted using only a piece of cardboard |
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NibriJoin Date: 2010-06-15
Post Count: 748 |
I use he cardoard to launch myself into an electric fence.
Butler, place a Dispenser here! |
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shark5xJoin Date: 2010-10-24
Post Count: 596 |
But Im already doing that.
Butler, Survive the hunger games with nothing but a stick. NAO |
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shark5xJoin Date: 2010-10-24
Post Count: 596 |
BAWMP
(Still do the above)
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
Post Count: 971 |
bump
(I bumped cause you told me too)
butler, tell all peoples that it's pointless to bump. |
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ok its pointless to bump
butler i just spilled this warm yellow liquid and your telling me that bounty can clean it up in a second? |
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
Post Count: 971 |
that was not a command.
Butler, make a forum thread with most posts than views |
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(srry bout da last one)
here ya go its called post twice and win a free toaster
butler go headbutt steel |
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
Post Count: 971 |
I get my next butler to figure out how to liquify steel, then head-butt it
Butler, go figure out how to liquify steel at an un-lethal temperature |
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i melt it at 10101024023501230601250120501250120650123536021065203601250126012062060236026 degrees farenheight
butler now headbutt your own forehead |
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headjoe2Join Date: 2010-08-26
Post Count: 971 |
Go to my future self, and head butt is forehead
I fire coolblox, cause he didn't do my command right.
Butler, go figure out how to liquify steel at an UN-LETHAL temperature
If it's a lethal temperature, I will murder you. |
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I use acid.
Still lethal, but the temperature isn't the lethal part
Butler, go make your voice low after breathing helium |
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oucheysJoin Date: 2011-05-13
Post Count: 6869 |
I make a really high pitched voice and breath helium s strongly it sounds like it's low.
Butler, go unlock a bank's safe without going to the bank and using only a bottle cap |
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oucheysJoin Date: 2011-05-13
Post Count: 6869 |
bump |
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