teamonster12
#91342891Saturday, March 09, 2013 3:43 PM GMT

@head I did sir -Gives fake rock- LOLOLOLOL Butler/maid Get me a throne and a crown and a scepter and infinity gold!!
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KirbyRider
#91345430Saturday, March 09, 2013 4:17 PM GMT

@team Sure! *Makes you a palace in your place and gives you the requested items* Butler/Maid, please slice open the volcanic eruptions.
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KirbyRider
#91858610Friday, March 15, 2013 9:00 PM GMT

Fine, I'll be my butler. *Petrifies the eruptions, cuts them, and melts them again* New Butler, turn into a Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball!
ZETA9699
#91916470Saturday, March 16, 2013 10:03 AM GMT

I do- And crush you under it. Then pay for your hospital bill like a bawss. Butler/Maid/Servant robot, have your computer infested with SCP-732
katsui
#91916662Saturday, March 16, 2013 10:11 AM GMT

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ZETA9699
#91925989Saturday, March 16, 2013 2:20 PM GMT

I give you a glass of water. With some Zyklon B dissolved in it. Butler/Maid/Servant Robot, find a way to kill SCP-682. And no, nukes, ponies, SCP-173, Warhammer 40k ActionFigures, [DATA EXPUNGED] and the sun don't work on it. Sprry.
Vashirr_Crown
#91933498Saturday, March 16, 2013 3:55 PM GMT

I poke it. Butlar, Go work. ill pay you billions of dollars.
hexagon400
#91945470Saturday, March 16, 2013 6:04 PM GMT

ok yey I have miillions of dollars Oh wait... This is useless. I'm English, not American. Butler, eat a black chedndnfosdvnknsj.
databrain
#91974531Saturday, March 16, 2013 10:48 PM GMT

SCP-732? Butler, survive the zombie apocalypse.
Vashirr_Crown
#92000011Sunday, March 17, 2013 2:56 AM GMT

I turn into a fake zombie. Butler, Tell slendy to come to my house tonight... were gonna has tea.
striker171
#92010308Sunday, March 17, 2013 4:36 AM GMT

-Gets slender to chase me to your house- BUTLER! Make Greece win a war.
Crystalfan
#92012086Sunday, March 17, 2013 4:59 AM GMT

@striker *Bribes Greece's enemies to make them win* Butler, go to outer space w/o a space suit.
mzureich5501
#92013864Sunday, March 17, 2013 5:25 AM GMT

I use my powers to go into space Butler, dive into the sun without touching anything.
ZETA9699
#92024857Sunday, March 17, 2013 10:21 AM GMT

I make the sun into nothing and fly into it. (Nothing is something, yknow. Trolololo) Butler/Maid/Servant Robot, do not read this post but eat a cookie.
TheProfessionalNerd
#92025287Sunday, March 17, 2013 10:36 AM GMT

I ate a cookie and THEN read the post. Butler, eat me, spit me out, cover me in milk and dry me.