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Sure, wait till i cut mine then.
Butler, i want to be immortal |
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Easy, you explode into 1000000 pieces and now your a ghost c:
Butler, Turn yourself into a duck |
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kay.
Butler, Live for 10 years without breathing |
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Ok, Held breath and sped time up.
Butler, go into bug size and crawl up the skyscraper. WITHOUT going in the building or FLYING to the top. |
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Kevin7704Join Date: 2009-01-08
Post Count: 5568 |
*combines super speed potion with bug-size potion*
Butler, give me the sugar, but don't give me it! |
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Forget the last part. I give you the sugar.
Butler, convince Kestrel into making sport pants, and make them chang their name into Sparrow. |
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What.
Butler, Make Sony Vegas Pro download FASTER! |
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LNG257Join Date: 2012-06-13
Post Count: 11767 |
Okay, I already have it installed. Therefore, it took 0.0 seconds to download. Fast enough?
Butler, conquer the world for me. |
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enigma7Join Date: 2011-05-22
Post Count: 36 |
Ill just get a stone from my garden
Butler/Maid do whatever you need to do '-' |
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I'll go use the restroom.
Butler, go steal me a PS4 and some diamond rings. |
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Easy, I stole a ps4 and some dimaond rings
Butler, Make Pasta that's not creepy |
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LNG257Join Date: 2012-06-13
Post Count: 11767 |
Okay, here's your un-creepy, completely regular pasta.
Butler, make me a clone army. |
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Kay, I bought LEGO star wars kits.
Butler, Go hang your head on the coat racket |
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I did.
But I live.
Butler, go eat yourself! |
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Easy, but i cause a black hole
butler, go do something productive |
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nu, dont want to.
Butler, Go and get Windows n0b |
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But the shops are closed!
Butler! Go make orange juice out of lemons. |
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Easy, I take the lemons and put them into a nuclear test tube and the test tube adds atoms converting the lemons juice into orange juice so i make orange juice which is too radioactive to drink.
Butler, Become famous without having any haters |
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Easy, I simply take over Valve! |
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Butler, Feeze your face when its frozen.
Sir, I put burning charcoal on my freezing face.
Butler, make some creamed ice. |
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Easy, I cream ice
Butler, Take over France only using a toothpick and a hamster |
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*Uses hamster to distract French president, then unlocks door with toothpick and sits at president's desk*
Butler, go build a space ship out of boiling H2O and fly to another galaxy. |
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LNG257Join Date: 2012-06-13
Post Count: 11767 |
I got tired, and rented a spaceship from NASA, then I modified it so it will fly to another galaxy.
Butler, become me. |
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