zXWolfyXzJoin Date: 2008-07-23
Post Count: 3840 |
Ahhhh...
I'm gunna say something >.>
ChumbaWamba
There, i win XP |
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gamer325Join Date: 2007-12-15
Post Count: 7106 |
I want to be in it. Introduce me in december 2007, when I joined. |
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Warbird12Join Date: 2008-07-20
Post Count: 626 |
next episode I wanna do something stupid. but not die :) |
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justin44Join Date: 2008-05-26
Post Count: 18762 |
next one can iu be turned into a tv or something please |
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can i be in but dont let me die or be noobified
but close to death |
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ion496Join Date: 2007-10-09
Post Count: 4590 |
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Can I ask if I can be used in a joke? |
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noobkillJoin Date: 2007-10-04
Post Count: 120 |
wait... your asking if you can ask to be in a joke? uh... *brain shorts out* o_o |
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i know i already asked but can i be in it? but not dead or noobified, but close to death |
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Hey, can I join in on the fun?...if so can I be like some kool superdude who gets killed, but somehow gets ressurected by ion, but something horrbily wrong turns me into a pWnZ0r z0Mb13 |
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noobkillJoin Date: 2007-10-04
Post Count: 120 |
*brain still shorted out*
Ion496: hold on. ill fix this. *unscrews noobkill's head*
*looks in*
Ion496: yup. outta gas.
Ieatatsonic: did he just say out of gas?
Ion496: *puts in gas nozzle* honestly, i told him to top off the tank a week ago. *sigh*
Noobkill: *revs engine* whosawhuta... oh, i ran out of gas again. oops.
Ion496: your lucky i could get gas this time. remember when you accidentaly took diesel instead?
{FLASHBACK}
Ion496: are you sure your all right?
Noobkill: thats a big 10-4 good buddy.
Ion496: uh huh...
Noobkill: well gotta hit the road. yee- haw! *honks truck horn*
{END}
Noobkill: oh yeah...
Ieatatsonic: so now you can answer my question!
Noobkill: your what?
Ion496: *slaps forehead* |
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This is ReddwarfIV of the ARCS Space And Technology Dept. i am also temporary leader for TASK. The TASK Weapons Centre is aiming seven missiles at any noob, spammer, or 1x1x1 brick, collosus or otherwise. other installments are the ARC Space Centre, also aiming, the ARC HQ, also aiming, and the TASK HQ, which is aquiring targets. our fleet of space ships include:
ARC.Cosmos, WEAPONS: standard missiles, SS5.2 drones.
ARC.Pyrex, WEAPONS: standard missiles, Vacuum torpedos
ARC.Atlantic, WEAPONS: soldiers with HydroBale Pistols + rifles
ARC.Teasel, WEAPONS: soldiers with HBPs, HBRs, and mounted BaleCannon
ARCS.Ariadne, WEAPONS: soldiers with HBRs
ARCS.Nightingale, WEAPONS: none, repair and med-kits
ARCS.Vauxhall, WEAPONS: standard missiles, AI Pilot
ARCS.Apocalypse, WEAPONS: small BaleCannons, Armageddon Virus
ARCS.Armageddon, WEAPONS: Teapot Torpedos, Vacuum Torpedos, Standard missiles, Armageddon Virus, Combat Dropships.
ARCS.Supernova, WEAPONS: none, med-kits, med-shuttles
ARCS.Sussex, WEAPONS: SS49s, SS50s, SS5.2 drones (Swift Drive)
ARCS.Wessex, WEAPONS: fixed standard missile launchers
ARCS.Essex, WEAPONS: rotating standard missile launchers
ARCS.Cygnus, WEAPONS: Teapot Torpedos, Vacuum Torpedos, small BaleCannons, SS49s, SS5.2s (Gravitational Forcefield [allows black hole travel])
like it? i belive that could incinerate the noobs. all we need now are pilots... exept for Vauxhall. ARCSS.Shada is a space station, has Swift Drive, and Vacuum Torpedos. over, and out.
PS, TASK HQ has aquired target. weapons aimed. |
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REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR! um.. why would i be reporting a person doing their duty...?
lol! |
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the task Weapons Centre isnt finished now, but we are role playing. its finished in the role play. |
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Sir, we are landing all available spaceships on Profile Farm. from there, we will strike any noob/spammer/1x1x1 brick/1x1x1 collossus brick that approaches you. over and out. |
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Can i make a Act? if so here goes
Act number something!
In Geometry Cavern
Knuckles2107:Wtf How did i get here it is a Admin olny spot...
Telamon:I took you here
Knuckles2107:Why me I don't even got Vetaran badge?
Telamon:...
Knuckles2107:Where is this place anyways?
Telamon:I think it is 1x1x1x1's Hideout.
Knuckles2107:and you brought me why?
Telamon:I randomly Hit somebody in people
Knuckles2107:...
Telamon:Lets go.
1x1x1x1:Go where!
knuckles2107:ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!
Telamon:Z? It no zombies
Knuckles2107:*takes out Psp*
1x1x1x1:HAHAHAHAHAHa
End of act.
If this goes in YAYZ if not AWWWWWW But seriously why would Telamon pick me???? |
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we dont know, we dont know... |
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my chapter.
ReddwarfIV: ok men! its the time we have all been waiting for! kill the noobs!
ALL: YES SIR! *run to ships*
ReddwarfIV, so, admins. what do you think.
Admins 1+2: wow.
ReddwarfIV: im captain of ARCS.Armageddon. id better get going, or we will be late for the party.
Builderman: your very optimistic...
Admin 2: he has a reason.
IamaRADIO: *crackle* this is Red Dwarf to all ARC and TASK members, prepare for takeoff. then head to the hamlet of Decalville. over.
Admin 1: roger that Red Dwarf, good luck.
Solarmech: Sir, im powering up weapons.
ReddwarfIV: ok solar. *picks up Comms unit* this is Red Dwarf to all ARC/TASK members, power up weapons, then shift to Red Alert. change the bulb if you have to. status is now battle stations, over and out.
*ships fly over ridge, noobcopters, noobtanks, and 1x1x1 collossus appears*
1x1x1 Collosus: SO! THE MORTALS HAVE TOY PLANES? NOOBS... ATTACK!
noob: LOLOLOLOLOLOL ATTACK LOLOL *fires missiles*
Grimboots: this is ARC.Pyrex, we have 10 noobcopters on intercept, over... *EXPLOSION*
WhyHelloThere: we're hit! left side of top right engine is smoking... shutting down top engines to prevent fire... *EXPLOSION* we lost power in bottom left engine! we need two engines running for flight...
Grimboots: powering up top left engine...
WhyHelloThere: engine power to maximu... *EXPLOSION* ...MAYDAY! MAYDAY! shutting down of engine did not stop fire! it spread to fuel tanks!
Grimboots: sprinklers on...
WhyHelloThere: switching to ElectroMagnetic Jets, they have batteries, but they dont last long... lower landing gear. *engines splutter and die* *Pyrex lurches, but jets restabilise it. it slowly lowers, but front jets fail. it falls forward and crashes.*
Grimboots: Pyrex to Armageddon! can you hail Nightingale?
ReddwarfIV: ok. Armageddon to Nightingale, Pyrex is down. get help.
Pilot: yes sir...
Grimboots: WhyHelloThere is injured. i cant move him now... *passes Comms to WhyHelloThere.*
ReddwarfIV: Armageddon to Pyrex, do you copy, over?
Gamer325: GrimBoots is heading for the hangar... i think hes taking our SS5.2, over.
ReddwarfIV: why?
Grimboots: this is Grim Hawk to Armageddon, smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast! *Engines Revv*
*Grimboots's SS5.2 heads for Noobcopters. he shoots. misses, but the next shot hits. a noobcopter falls to the ground. another Noobcopter turns to face Grimboots.
Noob: LOLOLOL U PWNZED MEH COMTITIUN! LOL YOU DAI NOW! *fires machine guns. machine guns hit the SS5.2's engines.*
Grimboots: ive got no power... but i can still do this... *he uses the plane as a glider, and heads towards 1x1x1 Collosus.
1x1x1 Collossus: huh?
Grimboots: you wont like this... *flies behind 1x1x1. flies towards 1x1x1's bottom*. see you! BYE! *SS5.2 hits 1x1x1. 1x1x1's health goes down bye 99/100.
ALL:...
ALL:... what a guy...
NOOBS: LOLOLOL HE DIED! LOLOlol... what a guy... |
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ReddwarfIV: we just lost a good man... but we cant give up now! ALL UNITS! FIRE ALL WEAPONS!
(ALL): YES SIR! *all ships with weapons fire at 1x1x1 Collossus*
1x1x1 Collosus: OH CRA... *IMPLODES*
(ALL): YAY! YAY! YAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!
*someone enters the server*
IamaRADIO: is that Builderman?
???: no, it is not... *walks out of dust cloud*
(ALL): no... it cant be...
1X1X1: YES! IT IS I! NOOBS! SPAMMERS! HACKERS! ATTACK!
ion496: *flies USS.Last Hope over ridge* what have i missed?
ReddwarfIV:we have 1x1x1 on the server.
Ion495: he was here before.
ReddwarfIV. that was the brick. this is the noob who scripted it.
Ion495: you mean... right, Robloxtutorials1, fire machine guns!
Robloxtutorials1:yes sir. firing.
ReddwarfIV: this is Red Dwarf, Armageddon to Cygnus, Vacuum Torpedos achieved Gravitational Wormhole. activate gravitational forcefield, and prepare for HyperSpace jump, over.
SehiroSaiya: gravitational forcefield activated, thrusters online, proceeding through black hole, over.
ReddwarfIV: roger that, over. Solarmech, turn ship by 90 degrees. thats degrees, not radians.
Solarmech. turned 90 degrees sir!
ReddwarfIV: Red Dwarf to Gunners! FIRE AT WILL!
(GUNNERS): FIRING SI... *speech drowned out by turret fire*
Solarmech: sir...
ReddwarfIV: just call me Red...
Solarmech:... uh, ok. Red, several noobcopters have been shot down, five Noobtanks destroyed. Pyrex has been put out and refueled.
ReddwarfIV: good. Armageddon to Cygnus, fire all weapons at 1x1x1, all other ships concentrate fire on the noo...
Solarmech: Red! all three Oscar class ships have been shot down! the noobs found Ion's AI brick! they rescripted it and its now producing advanced noobs!
Ion495: thats bad. but i produced two more. *turns to AI troops* SOLDIERS! MOVE! *turns back to comms* we will continue firing lasers. noobcopters are littering the battlefield.
ReddwarfIV: just a pity we couldnt evacuate the villagers before they were noobified...
Ion495: weve lost many people. we cant give up now.
(FLASHBACK)
Ion496: *scripting* ...and so if the brick collides with a humanoid... um...
Admin #2: i have absolutely NO IDEA what you are doing...
Ion496: im just preparing a little "surprise" for our hacker friend over there...
*holds up 2x2x2 brick*
Admin #2: it looks like an ordinary 2x2x2 brick.
Ion496: ah, but it is really-
1x1x1 Colossus: GAH! ANTI-BRICKS! HOW COULD YOU HAVE PRODUCED ONE?
Ion496: you can thank me for that.
1x1x1 Colossus: OH REALLY? *fires balefire at Ion496*
Ion496: GAH! *throws anti-brick*
*brick annihilates 1x1x1's left arm on ground*
1x1x1 Colossus: GAH! >.<
Admin #2: ION! *runs to Ion496*
1x1x1 Colossus: ERGH... RETREAT! *exits server*
*all Noobs turn to stone*
(back to present)
ReddwarfIV: if we get Builderman to ban 1x1x1... then get him to leave the server...
Builderman: im on it! *exits server*
Admin #1: whats your plan?
ReddwarfIV: when Builderman comes back to say hes been banned, we can shut down the server. all noobs turn to stone, the 1x1x1 threat removed. he will be banned forever, so cant come back! weve won!
Admin #2: we need to wait for Builderman. we shut down the server, 1x1x1 could move to a new one and destroy that!
ReddwarfIV: we wait for Builderman.
Ion495: he just logged off..
(ALL):WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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its up to NoobKill to write the final chapter part. PS, love the name. |
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ion496Join Date: 2007-10-09
Post Count: 4590 |
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gamer325Join Date: 2007-12-15
Post Count: 7106 |
Chapter OPX
Date: 11th October, 2011
(This is the timetravel script Ion496 found)
Location: Script City
G325 (gamer325 abbreviated): Are you sure this will work?
Klopo10: I'm sure.
G325:Set destination date for...... 2006.
3.....2.....1......0. *Flash appears near everyone*
G325: *opens door* Hello?
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gamer325Join Date: 2007-12-15
Post Count: 7106 |
A bump is needed. Sorry but I like this. |
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