branch12
#9662177Sunday, June 14, 2009 10:05 PM GMT

please add me
gamer325
#9663471Sunday, June 14, 2009 10:35 PM GMT

Bumpity bump!
gamer325
#9665251Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:19 PM GMT

Bump to ze rescue!
MrTolito
#9667397Monday, June 15, 2009 12:14 AM GMT

I have some features that are intergalactic, but space travel for my people is only Almost Interstellar, with signifigant sheilding, if you go by what ion 496 said. I have a Planetary Star Destroyer (It's a missle silo the size of Earth's Newyork City). It can cause a star of about Sun size to explode in an almost supernova fashion, and releasing energy enough to not nessisarily destroy the planets, but it would kill all life on them. And yes I know that after this I would be considered an antagonist by most, but I AM willing to work with others to take out a common enemy, if I think we can win. I will sell my weapons to most anyone, and I have thwarted the plans of one demon clan by destroying their bluepronts for a nuclear stick grenade with capabilities of sinking NY,NY 3 times over. So, can I please aid in this Anti-Noob cause? I won't be working on the front lines, I'll just send my followers and my weapons there though.
MrTolito
#9667562Monday, June 15, 2009 12:17 AM GMT

And when I said that my head buddies grow up to be powerful enemies, I meant powerful enemies of those who are against me. And my head buddies are not insentient animals, they have thought capabilites beyond that of you humans, but they are incapable of speech without controling someone...
MrTolito
#9667916Monday, June 15, 2009 12:25 AM GMT

I have just, uh, um, DISCOVERED a new weapon for the frontlines! It's a Galaxian LASER Rifle. It has a powerful and rapid rate of fire. It does need to cool down after a lone line of firing, or it will create a small explosion (BR 2/BP 27), that could kill it's user. However, it notifies the user when it needs to be cooled down. It has the appearence of a dark green "Spartan LASER", whith pale green glass barrel. No ammunition required! Synthetic Molecularly Bonded Rubber grip gives confort to the user, and it's non-slip gel coating allows for no mishaps. Warrenty not included. (No I did NOT steal this from the Galaxians. (Ok, I admit it. I did. But it's still a great weapon, and we could use the Noob menace!))
Warbird12
#9671323Monday, June 15, 2009 1:39 AM GMT

(Ill continue the story.) CHAPTER III ACT 5 ____________________________________________________________________ Back on the planet of robloxia, the few members who didnt get on board the ship stay at the sky base. Warbird12: *sipping coffe* I don't know why, but the noobs havnt attacked yet. arent they attacking any of our bases yet? Soldier: Nope. JustinPC: Im bored. *starts to play roblox on himself* FuzzyPug: How are you doing that? were already in Roblox. JustinPC: I dunno. Alarm: INTRUDER ALERT! NOOB BOGEYS INBOUND! Warbird12: What the.. NOOBS DONT HAVE FIGHTERS! FuzzyPug: Apparently they do.. DUCK! *pushes justin out of the way of bullets* Warbird12: SCRAMBLE THE FIGHTERS! Cook: Got it. Scramble The eggs. Warbird12: FIGHTERS! NOT EGGS! *jumps in Moderatly scripted Jet* Soldier Pilots: Were ready for launch sir. FuzzyPug: Time to own some noobs. Warbird12: A few words for you soldiers... LETS GET ER DONE! All: *Takes off from airbase* JustinPC: *aims ROFLcopters minigun* DIE!! *fire uncontrollably and hits a noob* Noob Pilot: OMG AIM HAXER! *explodes* Warbird12: Alright. squad one, go after those fighters. squad two, go after those transport choppers. me and fuzzypug will take care of those bombers. Pilots: Roger! *breaks off to do tasks* Fuzzypug: *lines up on a bombers wing and strafes* Noob Pilot: OMGOMGOMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *explodes* JustinPC: Still holding and firing minigun* DIE NOOBS DIE! MUHAHAHAHA! Noob Pilot: Strafes a fighters wing* Pilot: AHH! IM HIT! CANT BAIL! *the plane catches fire and spirals to the ground* Fuzzypug: *fires rockets at last bomber* Finished now lets go help the- WOAH! *Dodges an enormously largge balefire* WTF WAS THAT! Warbird12: MEGA BAILFIRE! But wheres it coming from! *Squad two: *Gets hit by mega bailfire* AHHH!! HELP! FuzzyPug: *Looks around* Warbird.. Whats that.. Warbird12: Oh my god.. _____________________________________________________________________ To be continued..
angelsoflifez
#9675973Monday, June 15, 2009 3:18 AM GMT

What Actually Happened Take a deep breath. First of all, there are no hackers. You did something that wasn't smart and now someone has your account. You might have: Told another user your password, either on ROBLOX or in real life. Left yourself logged into ROBLOX on a computer that other people can walk up to and use. Written your password down someplace and your irritating older brother found it. Signed up for or validated ROBLOX with an email address that other people can read. Or you changed your account email to something other than your own. The other person clicked "I forgot my password" we sent an email to them with your password recover link in it. Picked one of the top 10 most easy to guess passwords like "password", "passw0rd", "asdf", or "qwerty" If you're going to do anything on the internet, it is important that you learn that giving information to people is a bad idea. Why you Have a Problem If you think someone else has access to your account, you should quickly take steps to solve the problem. Someone with your account password can: Spend all your tix/robux Delete all your stuff Do bad stuff that will get your account banned What to Do Login to your account, go to your My Roblox page, click "Edit Profile" and click "Change Password". Enter a new password. Re-do the Verify email step. Log out. The last step is important - logging out will log out anyone else who might be on your account. Congrats, you are now the proud owner of your account.
angelsoflifez
#9676015Monday, June 15, 2009 3:19 AM GMT

Help! I Can't Login Someone has logged in as you and changed your password. If you have verified your account via email, you can click the "I forgot my password" link on the login page, and we will send you a new password. Login to you account with that password, change it to something you will remember (but not the old password - the one someone else knows), and log out. Help! I Can't Get a New Password Sent to Me Because I Didn't Verify my Account and ROBLOX Doesn't Know my Real Email If you are a Builders Club member, you can message Builderman or email our staff at [email protected]. Say that you need your password changed and make sure to include the last 4 digits on the credit card used to purchase BC, along with the name on the card. We use this information to make sure that you are the true owner of the account and not some impostor. If you aren't a BC member there is nothing we can do. We have no way of proving that you own the account that you are locked out of, if you didn't verify an email address. You can create a new account and give us a real email address next time, so it doesn't happen again. You can also not tell people your password. Retrieved from "http://wiki.roblox.com/index.php/I_Got_%22Hacked%22"
MrTolito
#9678901Monday, June 15, 2009 4:41 AM GMT

Are you going to use my weapons? Or are you just afraid because I am a merchant of death? You do know that a merchant of death is just simply a fancy name for someone that sells weapons, right? Sure, some of the stuff I'm selling has been banned in over 50 star systems, but still. There's no way in SpaceTime that you can win this war without my weps, missles, tanks, ect. Oh, and I don't want to hear that any of you are merciful to the noobs. Or I'll take my weps back. P.S. NO REFUNDS!
ion496
#9681294Monday, June 15, 2009 6:51 AM GMT

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MrTolito
#9681357Monday, June 15, 2009 6:58 AM GMT

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MrTolito
#9681361Monday, June 15, 2009 6:59 AM GMT

.....................
MrTolito
#9681393Monday, June 15, 2009 7:02 AM GMT

But I barely do any fighting myself! Even though my species regenerates, I just perfer to sell powerful weapons (WHICH I WOULD BE GIVING TO THE SOLDIERS HERE THAT ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THE NOOB MENACE!) sheesh. You obviously don't understand how helpful I could be. Mabey I shouldn't give away any weapons to you guys. Mabey I should do what I normaly do and make you all pay obscene ammounts of cash for them...
ion496
#9682227Monday, June 15, 2009 8:45 AM GMT

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gamer325
#9683970Monday, June 15, 2009 1:01 PM GMT

*Gamer325 revives this*
Megapenguin
#9692343Monday, June 15, 2009 5:25 PM GMT

can you put me and my giant lazer cannon in?
Warbird12
#9694986Monday, June 15, 2009 6:24 PM GMT

when did this post go nuts? CAN WE FORGET ALL THE FUTURE LAZERY STUFF AND GET BACK TO NORMAL ROLEPLAYING AND ACTS!?
gamer325
#9702496Monday, June 15, 2009 8:48 PM GMT

Necromanceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! TO DA RESCUE
noobkill
#9707548Monday, June 15, 2009 10:12 PM GMT

right then, Warbird12, i appreciate your act, and while it was entertaining, YOU FORGOT THE NUMERALS!!!one!!!eleven!!!!onehundredeleven!!!two!! anyway heres whats happeneing in Intergealactic-Whosa-Whatsa-Cookoo Land... CHAPTER III ACT V Time: idk Location: idk ________________________________ [inside USS Last Hope] Ion496: *pacing around floor* when will he- *RobloxTutorials1 walks through door* RobloxTutorials1: sir, the landing party has been assembled. Ion496: excellent. how soon can we land? N00bcrusher: statistics show that landing is impossible. the thing is too strange. Builderman: he's right. we don't know anything about that thing. Telamon (look who it is, kids!): my guess is that we're somewhere in the ROBLOX computer system. *red lights blink on control screen* RobloxTutorials1: uh oh... Builderman: *looks out window* my god... Virus 1: ze bridge! aim fur ze bridge! *dives on USS Last Hope* Ion496: lets give em' something to munch on! *pushes button* *torpedoes fly towards Viruses* Virus 2: *gets hit* ACHTUNG! *explodes* Virus 1: continue ze attacken! *shoots laser at Last Hope* *gun turret explodes* Robloxtutorials1: sir, we've been hit in the starboard gun turret! Ion496: divert all power to- what the- *duck flys towards Last hope* Telamon: another weapon? Ion496: no, wait, its attacking the viruses! *duck shoots flamethrower at viruses 1 and 3* Virus 1: ACH! MEIN EYEBALLEN! *explodes* Virus 3: BEAT ZE HASTY RETREAT! *explodes also* Duck: hah hah hah! *pulls up next to Last Hope* N00bcrusher: sir, the duck- thing is landing in bay 7. Ion496: well, lets go meet this pilot, whoever he is. [at landing bay 7] Soldier 1: is that- Soldier 2: it cant be! *Ion, Telamon, and Builderman walk up to ship* Ion496: well who is- oh my... Noobkill: *steps out of duck- ship* gentlemen... Ion496: what are you doing here? Builderman: you know this guy? Ion496: yeah i know him but- youre supposed to be writing this story! Noobkill: thats why i brought THIS! *hold up laptop* All: oooh... Builderman: so let me get this straight... this guy... is writing all this? Ion496: yup. Builderman: so everything we're saying is all on that- Noobkill: yup. Builderman: well, what do you make of this, Telamon? Telamon: *brain shorted out* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Noobkill: let me fix this... (on computer): Ion496: *fixes telamon's brain* there, all done! Ion496: ...all done! Builderman: this is probably the worst case of deja vu ever... Noobkill: meh, whatre ya gonna do? END OF ACT V ____________________________________ will our heroes find the secret of the giant brick? will Ion ever return to his own time? adn when will i stop pretending to be the DragonBall Z announcer??? find out in the next episode of... INFECTED: RISE OF THE HACKER!!!!
gamer325
#9710959Monday, June 15, 2009 11:24 PM GMT

ilovebumps
MrTolito
#9730995Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:00 PM GMT

@ ion. The future gave you enough tickets for 50 Galaxian LASER Rifles. And it gave you Robux for ONE Buddy Egg Assault, OR 3 Attack Drones...
MrTolito
#9731364Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:21 PM GMT

Anf the buddy eggs would still be under my control as I rule their planet (In a buisinessman kinda way.) And also, most planet have over 5000 attack drones. Although for good reasons. Most of those planets even have a drone factory! This is because, attack drones arn't extremely powerful. They have tough armor, but only tough against primitive slug-throwers. It is weak to LASER Blasts, which is why most of them have a factory. It is so they can replace fallen attack drones. For a factory, it'll run you about 20 kilograms of Radium, 8,000,000 Robux, or 14,857,939 Tickets at todays exchange rates... I know, because I checked... I'm sure you would never be able to pay for that individualy. If you put your Robux together you MIGHT (and that's a big MIGHT) be able to scrape together about a fourth of that. Do you realy want to have to pay sums this crazy? And this is considered CHEAP compared to what I technicaly SHOULD be charging. So why don't you shut your mouth about me overpowering myself. I'm just showing myself how I truely am. If you act that way again, I'm not going to give any free trial weapons, or any 60% Discounts for cause I agree with. (And I usualy don't give away that 60% dicount. There arn't many causes I agree with. And in case you're wondering, 60% discount, makes things a LOT cheaper. Oh and with the Buddy Egg Drop, you're not paying for the Head Buddies to own them. You're paying for them to be dropped. I would still own the Head Buddies.)
MrTolito
#9735650Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:43 PM GMT

I think builderman would be cooler in this story if he had a semi-automatic shotgun (like the kind Al Capone had)
gamer325
#9739376Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:15 PM GMT

BUMP!