jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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make up funny, crazy, whacky stories on how the day went
School year=September 1st- June 30th
September 1st: First day of school. I missed the bus, a bully came by, gave me a wedgie, and threw me in front of a car. To the hospital I went |
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September 2nd: I arrived at school but then a VEEERY fat teacher bumped into me so I bounced through the police station window 5 miles away and got arrested for vandalism. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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September 3rd
Got a pop quiz today on a bunch of math problems we weren't going to learn until 11th grade. Failed the quiz and got beaten up by our math teacher MrsIHateKidsCauseTheyAreCryBabies *We call her mrs.kid hater* |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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September 3rd
Went on a field trip today which is pretty early for me. It was to some underground caverns. Pretty good until this happened. Bully bob put some dynamite in a slingshot, fired it at some of the stalactites on the ceiling, BOOM!!! I got caved in while everyone else escaped. I spent the next 5 hours digging my way out so I could get revenge and also that I was running out of oxygen |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
Bump. need some more stories |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
September 4th
I HATE EVERYONE!!! Lemme describe how my day went. It may be long, but still. It all began today in lunch. As if you know, lunches are always terrible. Today's was vanilla ice cream. The ice cream was bird poo and the cone was tree bark. One kid bit into it and died. Next up I went to P.E. and it was TERRIBLE!!! It was dodgeball (obivously) and it was everyone vs me. How is that even fair? So I ended up going to the nurse's office. She hit me in the head with a baseball bat and asked me if it hurt. Then later as I was waiting for the bus, i found out the principal hired bullies to beat me up. Then the bullies arrived, and well you could guess what happened next |
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September 5th
This is the worst school ever. I was invited to the school disco night, so I paid my 150 million dollar entry, and then got kicked out and they stole my money! UGHGHGHGHHGjgjfwigj0 |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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September 6th
Today's lunch was like...EWW!!! We had burritos. The wrapping was concrete, lettuce was just some poison ivy, don't wanna know what the beef was, and other nasty stuff. Some kid bit into it, got quarantined, and sent home early. |
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September 5: On math, I got impossible math questions. 746374532645364532653264324 + 8374387434637467345632453264536 was one. I used a caulcalator, but it was incorrect and stupid. I smashed it and got sent to the princeable's Office... the princeabal punched me. The priceable was fired, and then was sent to jail, along with me for no reason. WTH? |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
September 8th(7th above)
Got thrown in the dumpster by a bully. The principal paid him to beat me up |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
bump of school |
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September 9th
I ate a chocolate bar near the 'Chocolate Bars ARE ALLOWED' sign.
I was sent to the head for expulsion, he reconsidered sending me to the President |
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VhyrekJoin Date: 2011-06-28
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September 10th: Today in school we met the new Principal, Mr.Ihateeveryonecausetheyreallannoying. HE WAS WORSE THAN THE OLD PRINCIPAL! He made school lunches $1,000,000,000.99. Everyone loves the new Principal except for me, today he ordered a bunch of Felons to come to my house and beat me up just because the last principal told him false things like, "He's the worst kid in existance, for instance he never does his homework and is the biggest bully in the school". Well he believed the Ex-Principal and now he ordered every kid in school to beat me up on sight. I hope I can switch schools soon.... |
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September 11th
I tried to switch schools to some fancy private school but their headmaster sent me back to this DREADFUL school. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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September 12th
Field trip once again. This time it was to a dark and scary forest. Oooh. Some guy told me a myth of kids like me kidnapped by a monster named slenderman. Guess what happened next? The slenderman appeared, kidnapped me, beat me up, and returned me tied up outside my house. |
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September 13th
It was Friday the 13th.
So guess what?
My parents came outside, saw slenderman, tried to slice him with a large large spiky sword but they accidently sliced me instead, so the surgeon had to put the two halves of my body back together! |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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September 14th
We have school on the weekends also. Great. Anyways today was P.E. and I had to climb a rope. Easy enough, but suddenly this bully named Evil Josh threw dodgeballs at me so did everyone else. I fell to the ground, broke about almost every bone in my body (I think), and the school nurse just whacked me in the head with her same baseball bat |
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September 15th
RANDOMLY superman flew through the window and stole the baseball bat, he then said "Don't do that, miss!"
Then he whacked me with it harder, with his super strength! |
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mamaguyJoin Date: 2010-10-07
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I hope people realize a school week has 5 days in it (unless it's an all around the year school) |
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January 16th..
3 hour school day because I can
I ate lunch. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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September 17th not janurary
Art class didn't go good. We were painting today and some noob thought it would be funny to paint me |
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September 18th
The pic of me was copied and sent all over the world
And it was a pic of me naked D= |
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September 19th
Someone at school set up a bomb in the cafeteria food.
One kid bit into a hotdog and the whole school blew up X_X
GAME OVER |
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Sept 20'th
The school staff are trying to rebuild the school by themselves.
They are using paper, sand, and lip balm.
I tried to give them actual concrete, but they said they didnt need it. -.- |
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oucheysJoin Date: 2011-05-13
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Sept, 21st
I get a １month suspension for trying to vandalize the school, which i actually was volunteering to put up posters for my friend. Also 5 days of detention after i get back from suspension |
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