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Dance on top of your roof, Only wearing a brief, While signing Rickroll on the top of your lungs, Once you get to the "Never gonna give you up" part, Go down the roof, And ride a plane to America, Still screaming, Go to the tallest building in America, And then jump down, If you survive, You should fall down a manhole, Once your in the manhole, Go through the sewers, Survive the stinking smell of garbage, Jump over dead alligators that went on the sewers, Then find the nearest manhole with a ladder on it, Once you found one, Climb up the ladder, If you get hit by a truck, Scream "ALL HAIL THE CHEAT CODE!" 100 times, Then get out of the truck, If you find an office building, Find the nearest garbage bag, Open it up, And shower yourself with the garbage in the garbage bag, Go in the office building, Scream "FALALALALALAL!" as you run through the office building, If the guards chase you, Break out of the building by going through the nearest window, Then find the nearest gaming shop, Steal ALL the consoles, Then run to the nearest village, Find the nearest gamer's house, Go inside, And break all the consoles you stole, Go outside, Run to the nearest airport, Ride an airplane, Kill the pilot, Crash the plane into the tallest building in sight, Then scream "YOLO", Jump out of the airplane before it crashes to the ground, DO NOT TAKE ANY PARACHUTES, Land into a lake, Then feed one of your fingers into an alligator, Then jump out of the lake and scream "SHALALALAL" while you run, Run to the nearest TV station and tell them to air BFDI in their channel, If they refuse, Kill everyone in the station then nuke it, Then watch Wall-E 5 billion times, Then kill everyone in sight, Then steal every single bag you see, Rob a bank, And then go to the nearest movie theater then watch Wall-E 5 billion times again, Ride a yacht back to your house, If you see a shape shifting boat with a living Needle and a living orange coin in it, Nuke the boat, Then if they survive, Nuke them, Once you get to your country, Take of your brief then scream "TROLOLOOLL" while running back to home, Then once you get to your house, Clean yourself, Hide all the money, Hide the broken consoles, Wear some clothes, Then get back to your computer, Go to roblox and then... |