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lick you elbow while lighting merley on fire singing this girl is on fire and then you press the elephant key then ... |
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After pressing the Elephant key, play a game that has just a baseplate in it, grab a sword and beat Shedletsky in Chess. After doing that, throw your Queen at Goomba Guy, who is all the way over at Sonic909's Sonic RP, and Goomba Guy should teleport you to another dimension, where you step inside a box and beat the game 'MEGA Tsunami', where when you win, ChiefJustus will appear with his Justice Gavel and gavel you into 'Hobo Life Roleplay', where you then go inside a dumpster and spend 1,000 ROBUX to re-name yourself 'HoboDumpster', then exiting the dumpster and spending 1,000 more ROBUX to re-name yourself to 'wasterofrobux', then you...
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...Go into a privae server to C-4, then flood the server. you should be banned at this point, so... |
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iLogan32Join Date: 2011-12-29
Post Count: 14883 |
then go friend ilogan32 and then he will message you the next steps... |
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After that, get yourself banned 10 times or more. It should make you think that you should just quit, and realize that no one can get 9999999999 robux, but keep on going on and it will all pay off! |
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Lu28Join Date: 2013-10-25
Post Count: 22 |
It to rain candy. You eat too much and die. You 're spawn' as a ghost. This happens to everyone you know. You then form and army of ghosts to. . . .
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furryloliJoin Date: 2010-07-27
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Eat 1204 cookies, which will cause a sword to fall out of the sky. you pick it up and.... |
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Then you go to the shops and see shedletsky pour milk on his shirt and eat the fried chicken, after you steal it from telamon. Bite his head off
[THEN YOU] |
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i need help changeing my username but i need 1,000 to do it its funds so how do i get 1,000 robux? |
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And once you are done with that, you get off the computer, do the hokey pokey, then you turn yourself around, then you buy the T-shirt called "Thats What It's All About ". Once you have done that, join a game that has a garden gnome, then click on the garden gnome. you should now be in "After the Flash: Darkness". Say " *Shouts* "JERRY!!!" Then serveral mutants will start running after you, then you fall down a well and... |
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get trapped in the well so dig to telamon's underground base where he will launch you out of a cannon into a pile of nails and pillows you then get banned and then when you get unbanned run into a brick wall then ride a raptor to friedchickenland and then... [continue here] |
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Ask builderman to build you a rocket and after that fly to the moon where you would meet a moon man say hello to him and then simply take your rocket and fly into orbit around mars where you would have used all your fuel. then... |
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rexnfxJoin Date: 2011-05-31
Post Count: 2857 |
you lick you're butt so hard that you explode in joy, then you use the toilet, and then you will lick... |
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Basically, no-one will ever get 9999999999 Robux. So don't even try. But there is one way,
First, do everything described in the posts above, then create a new planet, figure out how many words have been invented in every language in the universe, perform the Flight of the Bumblebee in front of a live audience a million times, complete a Rubix's Cube in one second, travel back to the year 700 BC and create a mobile phone to rewrite history, oh, and also do everything described in the posts below. |
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VolugsJoin Date: 2009-03-06
Post Count: 324 |
Now that history has been rewritten, attempt to lure a dinosaur into the travel machine and send in into the present. Sell is for a reasonable price. Now pay yourslef a ticket to Arkham City.
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First, you climb up a skyscraper that's 100,000 feet tall without being tired. Then, you walk around the edges of it without falling down or being scared or moving your hands or feet, just sliding and closing your eyes. After that, jump down the skyscraper saying "I will survive and not be scared" and not be scared.Do 50 front and back flips,landing on your head, and run 100 miles back to your house, while opening your computer and smash it 6 times against the wall. Then, place your computer on the floor and jump on it 13 times. Toss out all the keys in the keyboard, and punch the screen 11 times. Then, open ROBLOX and log into 10 other people's accs, then log onto yours and redeem it. |
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KotawlJoin Date: 2013-06-22
Post Count: 23595 |
Finally, you die, realizing you had wasted much of your time doing random crap not even worth living for. After death, you get 1 robux, but it is because you forgot to log out and your baby relative traded currencies. Now you can't do anything because you are a ghost, the end. |
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VesoliusJoin Date: 2013-03-22
Post Count: 73 |
But then a necromancer revives you and you stole all the dead peoples robux. |
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But, they hunted you down, and you have to repeat the steps, only harder.
Run and skydive off the building, closing your eyes and landing on your head, the spot where it will hurt the most, and get up and run faster than you've ever been. And the pointless process. |
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