Chriz13Join Date: 2007-09-23
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We've all been there, you try to have a conversation about music and the other person says something so relentlessly stupid that you don't know how to respond. It happens to us all, so post your personal stories here.
My first one
Me: (Noticing girl is wearing a Rolling Stones t-shirt) Hey, that's my favorite band.
Girl: What?
Me: The Rolling Stones, they're my favorite band.
Girl: Oh, I just thought that the tongue looked funny. |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
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Bro you are such hipstar for just loving the Rolling Stones and then debating about it, LOL! |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17
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'(insert certain genre) isn't music' |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
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Oh, and one time in Norwood I asked a kid, "Hey, have you listened to Bass Cannon yet?" And he replied, "Bass Cannon? What is that cack? Mate, I'm still stuck on Return II Space." LOL! WHAT AN IDIOT, LITTLE DOWNS! |
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Chriz13Join Date: 2007-09-23
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Well John, that's not entirely accurate.
Hipsters are about liking things before they're cool, or things that no-one has heard of yet. I'm more of an anti-hipster, I like things LONG after their expiration dates. |
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
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Wow dude you are suuuuch a hipster for not considering yourself an hipster, little downs. |
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Me: Nirvana is a good band.
Him: Yeah, that's why I haven't heard of them.
Me: Just because you haven't heard of them doesn't mean there not good, there are bad popular acts like Lil Wayne.
Him: Actually Lil Wayne is good because he's popular. |
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Chriz13Join Date: 2007-09-23
Post Count: 18032 |
@DrAwesome
I've kinda had the same experience, people have tried to convince me that 1D is better than the Beatles because their first album had better sales. It's really pathetic. |
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one time i was talking to some guy and he said this load of crap:
"I'm more of an anti-hipster, I like things LONG after their expiration dates." |
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"Well John, that's not entirely accurate.
Hipsters are about liking things before they're cool, or things that no-one has heard of yet. I'm more of an anti-hipster, I like things LONG after their expiration dates."
i didn't know music had an expiration date |
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hello! billy mays here!
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"hello! billy mays here!
are you tired of listening to expired music? does the sound of rotten guitar strings and mushy drums torture your eardrums?
well, i'm here to help with the NEW, OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™
with patented technology, all of your pre-2000s music will no longer sound like anti-hipster rotten bananas
you see, the OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™ uses its state-of-the-art record wipers to wipe all of those nasty stains right off of your music!
DID YOU KNOW that the technology used in the OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™ record wipers is the same technology the navy uses for the windshield wipers on their jet planes?
does john lennon sound like a dying horse? BHAMMM! freshen that sheeeet up with the OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™!
does whitney houston's voice make you want to call the police on your neighbors? WHAZOW! clean it up with the OXYLCEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™!!
does that dude from disturbed sound like he's choking on his detached esophagus? CLEAN THAT MO'FOKKA UP WITH THE OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™!!
with only 18 payments of $35.47*, you can have the OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER spicing up the old music in your home!!
but wait, there's more!
if you buy the OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™ though this *SPECIAL TV ORDER* we'll send you a second OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™ free!
and that's not all!
along with your two sets of OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™S, we'll send you a special pair of ***********ANTI-HIPSTER GOGGLES**********
these goggles will let you see through all of the little waynes, lady gah-gahs, and flow riders so that you can see all of the true GEMS of music, from the eagles, to ac/dc, and even bon jovi!
so order now!
WARNING: side effects of the OXYCLEAN MUSIC FRESHENER™ include, but are not limited to, assumingyourmusictasteisbetterthansomeoneelses,beingahugehypocrite,suckingweeners,erectiledysfunction,andaccidentalsleepwalkcastration
*not including shipping and handling"
genius |
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"andaccidentalsleepwalkcastration"
this is my favorite thing to experience ever
anyways the stupidest thing is when people compare music to dalmatians and pass it off as the king of sweden wearing a tuba over his shoulders
~f٥гﻉ√ﻉг™~ |
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