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Jake: *Tries to get cars' attention as they pass by* Hey!!! C'mon,I need a ride into town!!! *But every single car rejects his request except one mysterious man*
Man???: You need a ride?
Jake: Yes. Thank you!!! *Gets in*
Man???: Where do you need to go? *Chuckles under his breath*
Jake: Into town please.
Man???: I'LL TAKE YOU INTO TOWN!!!!!!!! *Gets an M16 and starts shooting Jake with it*
Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Ducks under into the floorboard and grabs his arm and throws him out the window* Hmph. *Climbs out and goes back into the house with the M16* |
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A landmine explodes behind us. "That kind." |
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Miranda:O_O |
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???: WHOS THERE?!?!
Jake: *Goes into kitchen and lights up stove. Goes into the livingroom and turns on the fireplace* Hehe...
???: *Goes into kitchen and living room* Someone must be here if they turned something on...*Turns on flashlight*
Jake: ATST LA VISTA KILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoots M16 at ??? but nothing happens*
???: You fool. I'm wearing metal,it reflects what you shoot at me. I'll even take it off. *Takes metal off* My body is undestructable.
Jake: Hmph...*Throws M16 at ??? and runs outside* |
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Miranda:What if there is a landmine big enough to flip us?! |
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"I can outdrive it." |
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Miranda:I have high doubt in that... |
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I hit a bump and fly over a giant explosion. "You really have a stomach of steel, huh." |
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Miranda:AAAAAAAAAAAAH!*Holds on tight,bracxing self for blood and gore* |
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We land and the car falls apart. "Guess we walk." |
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Miranda:*Has a few cuts**Climbs out of car*Ok...But I think we should find a hospital too... |
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I look at the GPS of the car. There's one 1000 feet north. |
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Miranda:Atleast its less than a mile... |
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I see an ambulance coming. "Get ready to jump." |
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Miranda:Ok... |
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"JUMP!" I jump and latch onto the ambulance. |
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Miranda:*Jumps onto and latches to ambulance at the back**Opens door and climbs in* |
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The doctors look at us surprised. "WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TODAY, DON'T PUSH US!" |
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Miranda:*Shows brutal cut on arm*Could you atleast help us? |
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They sigh. They say, "Well, it is state law to help anyone who is injured." |
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Miranda:Thank you... |
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We arrive at the hospital. |
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???: *Runs after Jake*
Jake: Who are you and what do you want?
???: Just call me Gorges. (Jor-hes)
Jake: Some weird Spanish name right?
Gorges: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! *Tries to shoot at Jake* I WILL KILL YOU IF ITS THE LAST THING I'LL DO!!!!!! I killed Sarah,next you,then your little friends that ran off...*Laughs a little* Now,stop intimadating Arnold Swartzingnator. Its my turn. *Gets axe that he used to kill Sarah and threw it at me*
Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Ducks and hits a car and driver gets killed*
Gorges: WHAT?!!? I NEVER MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Axe comes back to him* Grrrrrrr...
Jake: *Pulls dead driver out of driver seat and gets in car* I'm not done intimidating Arnold yet. ASTA LA VISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Floors gas and runs over Gorges and pushes him through a tree*
Gorges: Ugh...stop trying to kill me. You can't. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Jake: Hmmm...*Runs as quickly as he can into the house without getting shot* I need a pillow. If something hard won't hurt him,maybe something soft will. *Gets a pillow and walks back outside*
Gorges: What do you expect to do with that?
Jake: Asta la vista...*Runs up to Gorges and swings pillow at him*
Gorges: You are pathetic... |
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Miranda:*Gets healed up*Thank you... |
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Man???: *Goes over Gorges and Jake* Nice to see you again. The person who swung me out the window and took my M16. *Takes M16 and shoots Jake's leg*
Jake: AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts crying*
Man???: Call me Nenino (Ne-hin-eo)
Jake: Great-*Mutters with pain*-Another Spanish name...
Nenino: Shut up. *Hits Jake in the head with the M16* |
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