This thread is for in real life Shrek stories that have happened to you. Unfortunately, due to Roblox rules, we are not allowed to cuss. (dangit)
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>walks into my room
>sees dad cheating on my mom
>i ask what is happening
>dad turns green
>its shrek
>shrek throws my mom out of the window
>i cri
>shrek tells me ittl all be oger soon
>shrek breaths down my neck
>shrek tells me to bend oger
>it hurts so bad but i do it for shrek
>i yell out loud shrek IS love shrek IS life
>i start ripping inside but i know shrek will take care of me
>brother walks in
>shrek looks at my brother and says this is MAAAIII swamp!
>shrek jumps out of the window
>im sitting on my bed now bleeding from under
>brother turns into donkey
>mother of god
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