|
Man comes along.
Man: "Why young man, what r u doing on the ground, oh I see stabbed and shot, let me call 911"
*calls 911 but write 411 by mistake*
Stranger: "YO Y U CALL ME AGAIN, U DEAD, I SHOT YOU, NOW GIVE ME PIE!!!"
*man hangs up*
*calls 911 again, and does it right*
Man: "IT'S AN EMERGENCY THIS MAN HAS GOT STABBED IN THE HEAD, AND SHOT!!! HE SHOULD DIE IN AROUND 15 MINUTES!!!!!!!"
Nurse: "Ummm... Yeah about that, it's are Lunch Brake,"
Man: "BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!"
Nurse: "Yeah, but it's a lunch brake too, so you'll have to make an appointment, hmmm we can book you in for next year July 7th at 2:00pm, will that be alright?"
*Man hangs up*
*Calls another hospital*
Man: "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY HELP!!!!!!!!!"
Doctor: "What's wrong?"
Man: "THIS MAN HAS GOT STABBED IN THE HEAD, SHOT, AND HAS PROBABLY ONLY 10 MINUTES TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!"
Doctor: "Hmmm, well you see..."
Man: "Your on your lunch brake, right?"
Doctor: "No, were closed today, every patient left to a better hospital, this building if about to get blowed up very soon."
Man: "So, why you in it?"
Doctor: "I'm a hostage,"
Man: "Oh, well um, bye..."
*Man hangs up*
Man: "Now only 5 minutes!!!"
*Car comes racing along,"
Car driver: "YO, my Man! What Up, wanna Drive in my Crazy Taxi, it's free?"
Man: "Nah, I'm good,"
Car Driver: "Yo get in now or I'll kill ya!"
*Man walks into Car*
Car Diver: "Yo, your my Hostage now, want a Lolly Pop?"
Man: "Nah"
Car Driver: "Take the Lolly Pop!"
*Man takes lolly pop*
Car Driver: "Now I need to reverse so hold on."
*The man who got Stabbed and Shot comes back alive*
*Car Driver Lady reverse, and runs over him*
*Man Dies*
Man: "Ummm Excuse me, you just killed that guy,"
Car Driver: "No I didn't, I nevah killed anyone, and just to make sure, I gonna kill you"
*Shots man*
Man: "But I never learned your name, mines Gary Blobbkin"
Car Driver: "Mines Sharonda, now finish your Lolly Pop, and hurry up."
*Man dies*
Car Driver: "Yo where's my pay?"
*Wallet falls out of mans pocket*
*Lady picks up wallet*
Car Driver: "Yo there it is,"
*Drives off down Street playing Hiphop music* |