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Valoare
#91865430Friday, March 15, 2013 10:05 PM GMT

I have to say I enjoy bird-watching. I love seeing birds leap through the air. Their majestic wings carrying them on seemingly nothing. I enjoy the colorful plumage and the gently curved wingtips. Bird-watching is great and all, but we must be ready for Vaktus. He is the savior. I met Vaktus once, when I was only a boy of seven years. I saw him and knew it was him, my emperor and friend. I ran to Vaktus, hugging him and screaming with joy. I wasn't screaming for joy too long though. I felt Vaktus' gruff field tempered hands grab hold of my arms. They fell gently to my thighs. The gentle squeeze of his hands against my hips was unbearable. Vaktus then forced me onto the ground while bringing his hands onto my private area. The pressure of his hand on my jimmies made me squeal with displeasure. He flipped me onto my back ripping off my clothing with one swoop of his huge hands. I could feel my rear squeeze open to admit his vile staff. The tears soon gushed out and the light from the heavens revealed the agony on my face. Vaktus quietly worked his miracle and then left my disillusioned body lying on the cold marble floor. -Pieman
Disheartening
#91865584Friday, March 15, 2013 10:07 PM GMT

ye
Sadcamp
#91865658Friday, March 15, 2013 10:08 PM GMT

love letter generator? One does not simply, beat the Flood-Check.
Strieken
#91865700Friday, March 15, 2013 10:08 PM GMT

what the hell
Disheartening
#91865737Friday, March 15, 2013 10:08 PM GMT

I honestly don't know, Sad. A friend sent it to me, and I just changed a few words up.
Ryenar
#91865752Friday, March 15, 2013 10:08 PM GMT

wat
Sasook
#91865817Friday, March 15, 2013 10:09 PM GMT

wot
Disheartening
#91865916Friday, March 15, 2013 10:10 PM GMT

wot
HockeyRules141414
#91866175Friday, March 15, 2013 10:12 PM GMT

What... the heck... did I just read... I feel so... so... violated. XD |-HR14-|
HockeyRules141414
#91866234Friday, March 15, 2013 10:13 PM GMT

wut |-HR14-|
Disheartening
#91866280Friday, March 15, 2013 10:13 PM GMT

im going to record myself reading this and put it on C&G
SirManatee
#91866342Friday, March 15, 2013 10:14 PM GMT

funniest thing in the world
Hoemura
#91866397Friday, March 15, 2013 10:15 PM GMT

A wild Vaktus has appeared!
HippieVanz
#91866490Friday, March 15, 2013 10:15 PM GMT

who called for /b/ackup?
Disheartening
#91866580Friday, March 15, 2013 10:16 PM GMT

oh god hippie
starwars686
#91866812Friday, March 15, 2013 10:18 PM GMT

hot lmao
bazookapotato
#91866954Friday, March 15, 2013 10:20 PM GMT

lolwut - I, Grunt of V O I D, SWEAR I shall do all in my power to help it thrive -
bubbaroots
#91867027Friday, March 15, 2013 10:20 PM GMT

dear gosh. what did I just read.
TheDarkLightning
#91867102Friday, March 15, 2013 10:21 PM GMT

What in the bloody name of god.. ~Dark Lightning
Disheartening
#91867141Friday, March 15, 2013 10:21 PM GMT

@Bubba, The story of how one R.A.A member met Vaktus.
hawkeyesnathan421
#91867189Friday, March 15, 2013 10:22 PM GMT

wot
starwars686
#91867250Friday, March 15, 2013 10:22 PM GMT

LOL OMG I JUST FAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEDDD TO DIS
Disheartening
#91867517Friday, March 15, 2013 10:25 PM GMT

what
starwars686
#91867615Friday, March 15, 2013 10:26 PM GMT

wot?
Disheartening
#91867708Friday, March 15, 2013 10:27 PM GMT

erm

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