ValoareJoin Date: 2012-10-11 Post Count: 43 |
I have to say I enjoy bird-watching. I love seeing birds leap through the air. Their majestic wings carrying them on seemingly nothing. I enjoy the colorful plumage and the gently curved wingtips. Bird-watching is great and all, but we must be ready for Vaktus. He is the savior. I met Vaktus once, when I was only a boy of seven years. I saw him and knew it was him, my emperor and friend. I ran to Vaktus, hugging him and screaming with joy. I wasn't screaming for joy too long though. I felt Vaktus' gruff field tempered hands grab hold of my arms. They fell gently to my thighs. The gentle squeeze of his hands against my hips was unbearable. Vaktus then forced me onto the ground while bringing his hands onto my private area. The pressure of his hand on my jimmies made me squeal with displeasure. He flipped me onto my back ripping off my clothing with one swoop of his huge hands. I could feel my rear squeeze open to admit his vile staff. The tears soon gushed out and the light from the heavens revealed the agony on my face. Vaktus quietly worked his miracle and then left my disillusioned body lying on the cold marble floor.
-Pieman
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SadcampJoin Date: 2010-11-05 Post Count: 21729 |
love letter generator?
One does not simply, beat the Flood-Check. |
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StriekenJoin Date: 2011-06-17 Post Count: 3058 |
what the hell |
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I honestly don't know, Sad.
A friend sent it to me, and I just changed a few words up. |
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RyenarJoin Date: 2010-08-20 Post Count: 3828 |
wat |
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SasookJoin Date: 2009-03-07 Post Count: 41122 |
wot |
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What... the heck... did I just read... I feel so... so... violated. XD
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im going to record myself reading this and put it on C&G |
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funniest thing in the world |
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HoemuraJoin Date: 2012-06-12 Post Count: 2649 |
A wild Vaktus has appeared! |
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lolwut
- I, Grunt of V O I D, SWEAR I shall do all in my power to help it thrive - |
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dear gosh. what did I just read. |
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What in the bloody name of god..
~Dark Lightning |
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@Bubba,
The story of how one R.A.A member met Vaktus. |
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LOL
OMG I JUST FAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEDDD TO DIS
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