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Love between a teenage girl and a vampire can be a beutiful thing. Then again, it can get a litttle ugly. Just ask Stella Crow. Stella is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird. THough perfect on the outside, Edweird Sullen is remarkably unrefined on the inside. He also happens to be a one hundrred year old vampire, trapped in the body of a teenaged boy, who has yet to finish hig school. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. But not everything is rosy in the gloomiest of twons. Edweird's enemies have sworn to put a tragic end to their romance. Agasint all odds, the bond between Stella and Edweird is nearly strong enough for their love to survive. Most love stories between an impossibly handsome vampire and an ungainly young woman have a magical ending. This one - no so much.
Twilite the parody of Twilight. Available on Amazon, Barns n Nobels, and on your kindel. Buy it on Amazon for $11.65 it's 10% off!
Review: 10/10
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You guys know you can go to Amazon and get a preview of this for free. I know some of you hate Twilight so this will be a perfect book for you. And even if you love Twilight it still may bring chuckles to you. Just a recap a parody is a book making fun of another book. It finds all the flaws in the books and brings them out and makes them hilarious.
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GaryHaryJoin Date: 2008-11-11
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Don't let twilightloever see this, our your gonna be flamed. |
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GeekyNerdJoin Date: 2009-01-30
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I'm having my friend hack the thread maker. How dare he put this blasphemy on site for children! What is that teaching kids? They might not like twilight because of this trash! |
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And what does twighlight teach kids? nothing. |
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You can also read excerpts from the book and other fun stuff about Twilite (A Parody) at www.twilightparody.com .
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Will20Join Date: 2008-02-13
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Twilight's a rip off of Twilite. |
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I think you meant to say it the other way around. Twilite is not a rip off it's a parody! Parodys make fun of other books and they are not considered a rip off.
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Will20Join Date: 2008-02-13
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Iwas just kidding. |
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yui810Join Date: 2008-08-04
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ILL BUY IT! |
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shadow433Join Date: 2008-07-20
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after all of the things i have heard about twilight, i am almost the only person in my school who doesnt like twilight and i have one thing to say..........
TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!! |
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benzo2Join Date: 2008-06-02
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why are you advertising a book that isn't yours? |
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It doesn't matter about if you like Twilight some people like it but still get laugh out of Twilite. But people who hate Twilight tend like Twilite better than thoose who actually like Twilight. Kind of confusing but the main point of it is you will get a laugh out of it if you like Twilight or not.
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Everybody on the this fourm is kinda like "advertising". For example people are posting about "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid". They didn't write the book but the are "advertising" it by posting about it.
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benzo2Join Date: 2008-06-02
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no theres a difference between discussing it and advertising it.
"Buy it at Amazon for $___ (don't remember the price)" is advertising
"Also go to www.twilightparody.com" is also advertising.
"So who here has read Tilight?" is not advertising.
"Tilight is my favorite parody of twilight" is also not advertising. see the difference? |
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You mispelled Twilite. And seriously by saying "Who has read Twilite (A Parody) Is like advertise because people who havent mabey want to buy it. I said you can buy it on amazon in case they haven't read it or heard of it. There iss a diffrence but it isnt that big.
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InngyJoin Date: 2008-06-16
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I'm having my friend hack the thread maker. How dare he put this blasphemy on site for children! What is that teaching kids? They might not like twilight because of this trash!
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GeekyNerd. Hm, the name suits you. Now you just shut up and let us KIDS post what we want to post, you annoying forty-year old freak, who STILL plays ROBLOX. Seriously, that's out of hand. By the way you should take off that idiotic shirt before Craplight haters everywhere flame you!
P.S. Get off ROBLOX, freak! |
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benzo2Join Date: 2008-06-02
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inngy you're such a noob, and shadow you must not know the meaning of advertise noob. |
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Wow amazing comeback im so scared. I said there is a diffrence I guess you can't read. I know what advertising means. But you don't so to explain it better I went to Dictionary.com and got a definition for you.
Advertise, to give information to the public about; announce publicly in a newspaper, on radio or television, etc.
"To give information to the public" I did advertise and so are other people. I told you about Twilite and I gave information. Some other people are like Diary of a wimpy kid its a great story! Who else has read it? Incase you havent read it's about... So just stop flaming me.
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jigsaw177Join Date: 2008-07-10
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Advertising(atleast on roblox) means your convincing people to buy somthing or use a product, your allowed to talk about with fans but you cant advertise it. In your post you where telling them to buy the book. That is againest the rules. Its a poor rule though. |
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I am just telling oyu about the book! It doesn't mean you have to buy it! But just incase it sounds good you can buy. Im just giving you information about a book!
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GeekyNerdJoin Date: 2009-01-30
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I'm having my friend hack the thread maker. How dare he put this blasphemy on site for children! What is that teaching kids? They might not like twilight because of this trash!
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GeekyNerd. Hm, the name suits you. Now you just shut up and let us KIDS post what we want to post, you annoying forty-year old freak, who STILL plays ROBLOX. Seriously, that's out of hand. By the way you should take off that idiotic shirt before Caplight haters everywhere flame you!
P.S. Get off ROBLOX, freak!
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Okay, Ingy the idiot!
Lets get some stuff straight into your tiny little brain!
1. Just because I'm 40 I cant come on this site? What kind of racist attitude is that? What if I where to say you couldn't come here because you where a kid? They would be mad at me!
2. Who cares if you don't like my shirt? I'm a fan of twilight I can I wear a shirt of it if I want! The fans won't flame me because they like twilight too!
3. I'm not going off of roblox. Just because I'm older then you dosn't make me a freak! Are you racist? I'm gonna tell your parents on you! >:)
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benzo2Join Date: 2008-06-02
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shadow life isent about combacks. |
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InngyJoin Date: 2008-06-16
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I'm having my friend hack the thread maker. How dare he put this blasphemy on site for children! What is that teaching kids? They might not like twilight because of this trash!
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GeekyNerd. Hm, the name suits you. Now you just shut up and let us KIDS post what we want to post, you annoying forty-year old freak, who STILL plays ROBLOX. Seriously, that's out of hand. By the way you should take off that idiotic shirt before Caplight haters everywhere flame you!
P.S. Get off ROBLOX, freak!
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Okay, Ingy the idiot!
Lets get some stuff straight into your tiny little brain!
1. Just because I'm 40 I cant come on this site? What kind of racist attitude is that? What if I where to say you couldn't come here because you where a kid? They would be mad at me!
2. Who cares if you don't like my shirt? I'm a fan of twilight I can I wear a shirt of it if I want! The fans won't flame me because they like twilight too!
3. I'm not going off of roblox. Just because I'm older then you dosn't make me a freak! Are you racist? I'm gonna tell your parents on you! >:)
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Oldey, look I'm 13 you aren't going to tell my parents because you don't know them, and benzo2, you shut up, you're not in this. |
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