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eat the cashier
fart
dance and eat everyone
bite everyone claiming ur a vampire
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ShaddehhJoin Date: 2012-07-01
Post Count: 376 |
dress up as himmler and voice your thoughts on the jewish committee |
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angrybcJoin Date: 2012-06-01
Post Count: 157 |
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say1 12 sop23quedjwqj3e qn2enqw 2 eqnw2e qwenjwnqjnj2w whalst buyign something, |
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Hold you hands out and pretend to be a plane while knocking all the items off the isles.
Grab all the turkeys you can and say "I need these".
Have a pillow fight in the pillow isles.
Grab a baguette, sit in a trolley and play trolley joust. |
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Go on the intercom and scream: "THERES A KID ON FIRE IN ISLE FIVE!!!!" |
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ShaddehhJoin Date: 2012-07-01
Post Count: 376 |
remove your clothing and throw flour everywhere on everyone (I think you might get arrested too) |
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Follow the manager around and call him names |
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nil11Join Date: 2012-07-29
Post Count: 812 |
Hurt everyone |
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ShaddehhJoin Date: 2012-07-01
Post Count: 376 |
Get a trolley, then get someone to push you into people as you sing Wrecking ball nude.
Get a whip and hit everyone, claiming that you are a animal tamer taming thou wild beasts.
Bring a tiger into the store and tear its eye out and tell everyone you've got the eye of a tiger.
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Change the price of batteries from 7 dollars and 99 cents to 12 thousand dollars. XD |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
Put a price tag saying "Discount 10 dollars" and then get all the shirts for 5 dollars instead of 15 and sneak out. |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
Go into the yellow cart and sit in it and push yourself away. It will get the employees running after you, and go down the street. |
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jump into the vending machines and break the glass. |
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anqelicJoin Date: 2012-11-19
Post Count: 319 |
29. Prank call Walmart.
Saw a youtube video on that.. lol.
✖Don't let society label you.✖ |
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30. Say, "WALMART SUCKS! DONT GO HERE!" |
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landontbrJoin Date: 2014-01-20
Post Count: 314 |
31. Fill a windex bottle with blue gatorade. Drink it. Act high. Jump on a shelf. Call yourself CAPTAIN WINDex! |
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1:Omg fire run for your lives..2:Yell free items at chasier # 9 3:let your dog poop in the floor x3 |
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turn super saiyan 3 and cause an earthquake destroying the building |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
Yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMMING!" through the isles. |
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GqmblerJoin Date: 2010-07-29
Post Count: 10747 |
assault the manager
set down mines by the entrance
put the vending machines in your pocket
saying something sucks and you find out the manager is a fan/one of them |
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Explode the walmart by using 10 c4s while walking away without looking at the explosion with sunglasses. |
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ShaddehhJoin Date: 2012-07-01
Post Count: 376 |
Murder everyone. |
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Put boxes of sp3rm keepers in each person's cart. |
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3 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart
1.go shooting cart racing
2.saying target is better then Walmart
3.saying you mother jokes lol
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