nochill_joe
#113717652Sunday, September 22, 2013 11:49 PM GMT

American family insurance! but yes. Mommy, can I go on California screamin' with tennis ball?
megakidmata
#113768170Monday, September 23, 2013 7:50 PM GMT

no, you can go to hawaii and jump into the volcanoe mommy can i murder my sister with a bazooka i found in the destroyed alley way?
MrMarios64
#113982160Thursday, September 26, 2013 2:30 AM GMT

sure, get your annoying brother too Mommy, i got an F at school!
SilvaGunnerr
#113982193Thursday, September 26, 2013 2:30 AM GMT

Unless you go shoot the neighbors house (in this posts case... i hate them? :3) then yes. Mommy,Can i eat all the candy and be hyper for the rest of the year?...no INFINITY! :D
SilvaGunnerr
#113982247Thursday, September 26, 2013 2:31 AM GMT

(old post) Sure
KimBui245
#114188016Saturday, September 28, 2013 8:23 PM GMT

IM BAACK (again.) Mommy, can I give Walter the cat a bath? :D
Growlithe99
#114190279Saturday, September 28, 2013 8:49 PM GMT

Yes. Go do it right now. Mommy, can I have a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for dinner? Did you say something? ͆°͜ↄ͠°
KimBui245
#114257346Sunday, September 29, 2013 2:05 PM GMT

Yes if, ° ͜ʖ ͡° is edible. Mommy, can I barf all over your chocolates?
N1cksxtn
#114257972Sunday, September 29, 2013 2:14 PM GMT

no mommy can I go to roblox talk?
DaichiAkane
#114274302Sunday, September 29, 2013 5:12 PM GMT

Goodness no. Get a life child. Heh heh... Mommy? Remember that cat we USED to have..? *Hides pistol and dead cat.*
Inlustris
#114284213Sunday, September 29, 2013 6:52 PM GMT

"Yup. Let's have ice cream for dinner." "Mommy, can I kill you?"
LordVaderox
#114292337Sunday, September 29, 2013 8:01 PM GMT

after im done burning your dog's corpse, yes. mommy, can you get out of the bathroom? im taking a crap
AnimatedScience
#114294620Sunday, September 29, 2013 8:20 PM GMT

Hell no! Mommy, can I play GTA?
TheMasterRussian
#114334260Monday, September 30, 2013 2:39 AM GMT

No, you're too young. Mommy, can I force the moderation system to allow stuff?
marcoantoniosantos3
#114359791Monday, September 30, 2013 5:49 PM GMT

Sure, if hacking is your best QI. Mommy, do you have any cash for me? i want a ice cream : )
LilyRosaSmith
#114361854Monday, September 30, 2013 6:37 PM GMT

No, I Cannot. Mommy, If I Stay out of this World Fowever, Can I See the Justin Bieber Concert? Pwease?!!?!?!?!
ghost100000
#114363643Monday, September 30, 2013 7:11 PM GMT

Only if you do this: Find a window. Open it. Jump out. PROBLEM SOLVED! :D Mommy, can I go kill my dog?
LeFancyPenguin
#114509870Wednesday, October 02, 2013 7:14 PM GMT

Only if you cut my throat and drink my blood first. Mommy, can I visit London?
N1cksxtn
#114510587Wednesday, October 02, 2013 7:23 PM GMT

NO! It is full of stuck-ups. Mommy? Can I break your legs?
LeFancyPenguin
#114510957Wednesday, October 02, 2013 7:28 PM GMT

Only if you break my arms first. Mommy, can I burn down our town?
marcoantoniosantos3
#114512211Wednesday, October 02, 2013 7:46 PM GMT

Do it since your dad died p_p Mommy can you shutup?
TheMasterRussian
#114531481Wednesday, October 02, 2013 11:06 PM GMT

I can't, my mouth is on Rapid Fire Mode, or RFM for short. Mommy, STOP BREAKING THE RULES.
Sensorfire
#114535089Wednesday, October 02, 2013 11:42 PM GMT

No. *breaks rules* Mommy, can you please eat me?
Milly787
#114536588Wednesday, October 02, 2013 11:57 PM GMT

Not unless you eat Obama first. Mommy, where do babies come from (BOOOOM)
N1cksxtn
#114536766Wednesday, October 02, 2013 11:59 PM GMT

The supermarket. Find them in the baby isle. Mom, can I get a social life?