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American family insurance! but yes.
Mommy, can I go on California screamin' with tennis ball? |
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no, you can go to hawaii and jump into the volcanoe
mommy can i murder my sister with a bazooka i found in the destroyed alley way? |
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sure, get your annoying brother too
Mommy, i got an F at school! |
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Unless you go shoot the neighbors house (in this posts case... i hate them? :3) then yes.
Mommy,Can i eat all the candy and be hyper for the rest of the year?...no INFINITY! :D |
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KimBui245Join Date: 2009-05-05 Post Count: 603 |
IM BAACK (again.)
Mommy, can I give Walter the cat a bath? :D |
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Yes. Go do it right now.
Mommy, can I have a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for dinner?
Did you say something? ͆°͜ↄ͠° |
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KimBui245Join Date: 2009-05-05 Post Count: 603 |
Yes if, ° ͜ʖ ͡° is edible.
Mommy, can I barf all over your chocolates? |
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N1cksxtnJoin Date: 2013-03-11 Post Count: 8352 |
no
mommy can I go to roblox talk? |
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Goodness no. Get a life child.
Heh heh... Mommy? Remember that cat we USED to have..?
*Hides pistol and dead cat.* |
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InlustrisJoin Date: 2013-01-20 Post Count: 1104 |
"Yup. Let's have ice cream for dinner."
"Mommy, can I kill you?" |
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after im done burning your dog's corpse, yes.
mommy, can you get out of the bathroom? im taking a crap |
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Hell no!
Mommy, can I play GTA? |
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No, you're too young.
Mommy, can I force the moderation system to allow stuff? |
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Sure, if hacking is your best QI.
Mommy, do you have any cash for me? i want a ice cream : ) |
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No, I Cannot.
Mommy, If I Stay out of this World Fowever, Can I See the Justin Bieber Concert? Pwease?!!?!?!?! |
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Only if you do this: Find a window. Open it. Jump out. PROBLEM SOLVED! :D
Mommy, can I go kill my dog? |
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Only if you cut my throat and drink my blood first.
Mommy, can I visit London? |
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N1cksxtnJoin Date: 2013-03-11 Post Count: 8352 |
NO!
It is full of stuck-ups.
Mommy? Can I break your legs? |
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Only if you break my arms first.
Mommy, can I burn down our town? |
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Do it since your dad died p_p
Mommy can you shutup? |
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I can't, my mouth is on Rapid Fire Mode, or RFM for short.
Mommy, STOP BREAKING THE RULES. |
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No. *breaks rules*
Mommy, can you please eat me? |
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Milly787Join Date: 2011-11-13 Post Count: 2802 |
Not unless you eat Obama first.
Mommy, where do babies come from (BOOOOM) |
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N1cksxtnJoin Date: 2013-03-11 Post Count: 8352 |
The supermarket.
Find them in the baby isle.
Mom, can I get a social life? |
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