Mommy can I.. - Roblox Forum Archive

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#132498776Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:08 AM GMT

No, son,, I'm sorry, but Russian Dancing Men usually are held hostage by lemon pie. However, Peruvian Acrobats are only at danger of Spam spread.

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#132498866Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:09 AM GMT

No. ಠ_ರೃ Mommy can i take a cent from you?

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#132498984Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:10 AM GMT

Mommy, may I shoot missiles at a vat of lava while your shiny Ferrari is in front of it?

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#132499218Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:13 AM GMT

Thats my old car so do it. ಠ_ರೃ Mommy can i take a cent from you

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#132499454Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:16 AM GMT

No, son. I don't have a cent. I only have ONE TRILLION cents. Mommy, is it true that when I was born, you thought I was an apple, and I had to get reborn?

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#132499817Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:20 AM GMT

Yes, it is. Mommy, can I shove a turd in your mouth?

TheMasterRussian

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#132500404Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:26 AM GMT

Yes, I like the taste of chocolate pudding! Mommy, can I have enough credit so I can MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM buy rope, lamp oils, and bombs?

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#132503195Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:59 AM GMT

No. No. Just no. Mommy, can I play scary maze?

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#132503246Saturday, May 03, 2014 1:00 AM GMT

(Gives giant nuke to son) No, but here. Blow up the world. This is from your dad's secret military base. (Slaps self) oh, hi son! What did I just do? Mommy, may I interfere with a jet's instruments and make it crash with another jet? Then pretend to be a rescue helicopter, and drop the jet people off inside Mount St. Helens, and sing the troll song?

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#132510106Saturday, May 03, 2014 2:16 AM GMT

you dont even know how mommy can i go out with my gf

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#132510412Saturday, May 03, 2014 2:19 AM GMT

I don't care, go for it . Mommy, can I do a belly flop from the top of the house right on the gravel? :D

TheMasterRussian

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#132513763Saturday, May 03, 2014 2:57 AM GMT

Yes, and watch the gravel puncture your skin. Mommy, can I dump you in the sea?

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#132513807Saturday, May 03, 2014 2:58 AM GMT

(Enchants the gravel so it assembles into a robe that constantly tightens when worn) Sure! Mommy, may I nuke Nintendo?

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#132514467Saturday, May 03, 2014 3:05 AM GMT

Ok. First throw all your nintendo consoles and games in the bin and then nuke it. Mommy can i go out for a walk by myself?

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#132544746Saturday, May 03, 2014 9:37 AM GMT

Yes and die

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#132558967Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:26 PM GMT

Mommy, can I cut down a tree with this razor sharp chainsaw?

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#132559601Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:35 PM GMT

Sure. (Makes the chainsaw go haywire) *evil laugh* Mommy, may I throw you into the recycling bin, then delete the recycling bin?

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#132560200Saturday, May 03, 2014 12:40 PM GMT

Sure, just make sure you copy me before you do it! Mommy, can I push Daddy infront of a train?

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#132563105Saturday, May 03, 2014 1:13 PM GMT

He is already on the train, he is going to run over you. Mommy, may I become a shapeshifter and turn you into a goat with mental problems?

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#132580330Saturday, May 03, 2014 4:15 PM GMT

Alright, but make my mental problems worse and I have a mad pooping problem. Mommy, can I become rich?

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#132580699Saturday, May 03, 2014 4:19 PM GMT

Nah Mommy, CAN I HAZ CUTE KITTEH? :3

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#132581269Saturday, May 03, 2014 4:26 PM GMT

NO mommy can i fart on you >=D

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#132654085Sunday, May 04, 2014 4:39 AM GMT

No , Don't even Dare Mommy Can I be pals with scp-173 and scp-106? They totally won't kill me or anything.

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#132688083Sunday, May 04, 2014 4:09 PM GMT

Sure. As long as they are holding nukes, which means they will not kill you. Mommy, may I nuke the world

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#132688618Sunday, May 04, 2014 4:15 PM GMT

Ok! Mommy may I Murder somone? HAirflip