mash123Join Date: 2008-01-26
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Alex: yes, you heard him
*flax and iris go down to the engine and all you hear is a very large boom*
*flax and iris come back up*
flax: O_O..... so... many of them
iris: but we think we got em all |
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zappy67Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2008-07-12
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deathstar:iris flax tell me how many you think were in there |
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deathstar:*goes down to the engine room and sees a hive of spiders*UH FLAX IRIS IM GONNA NEED YOU TO BLOW THIS HIVE UP!!! |
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zappy67Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2008-07-12
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deathstar:*calls my attack probes "dog" and "flare"*
flare:you called boss
deathstar:go blow up the hive down in that engine room
flare and dog:YES SIR!!!*floats down there and we all hear a big explosion and the whole ship shakes*floats back up*
deathstar:dang what kind of explosives did you use?
flare:dont ask me ask dog
dog:we kinda used the experimental C-4 that you made out of cherry bombs a pipebomb regular C-4 and................
deathstar:*covers dog speaking unit*alex here doesnt need to know the last thing i put in that C-4
dog:ok |
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*The Ant Guard boss suddenly hits the pirate spaceship and sends it flying into the air,and it hits a mountain,and crashes down,and breaks most of the controls...* |
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mash123Join Date: 2008-01-26
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(FOR GODS SAKE! its a big ship! first of all your a scorpian so u cant throw it to far, second of all, this is a baren planet! there wont be mountains for a very VERY long way!)
(im gonna say you just hit and shook the ship)
Alex: O_O! O_O!
flax: OMG!
iris: ahhh!! *flys down some stairs*
Alex: where is she going?
Flax: its the scorpian!
Alex: oh no not again T_T
iris: there are escape hover cars there! we only need 1
alex: :D |
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(WTF!An Ant Guard is NOT a scorpion,it is a species unknown to man.It is large,and charges at things.This one is uber titanic sized,so I will be voiding that.Do that again and I will injure your charecthar.)
*The Antguard throws it into the nearest canyon,and attempts to rip the ship to pieces*
(They are those things from HL2,by the way.) |
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*The other antguards that are MUCH MUCH smaller,but still very large compared to the humans,begin surrounding the spaceship that is now in the canyon,and they are attempting to break through* |
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*The Antguard boss hides beside the canyon exit,which is not blocked,and the Antguards are still trying to get through,not knowing they haven't actually surrounded them...* |
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mash123Join Date: 2008-01-26
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*everyone comes out in a hovercar out the back and fly up the side of the canyon*
Alex: OMG HEAD ACH!
Flax: *takes the wheel* ur getting too much radiation to drive, let me drive |
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*The ant guard boss suddenly charegs from the side of the exit and charges and hits one of the hover cars and it hits the ground,it's controls smashed,but I can only see the co-pilot*
*The other Antguards follow them,and I charge after them much faster,due to my size and how far I can step* |
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*suddenly Nicholas appears and fires at the boss'es mouth,and kills it*
Nicholas:*Uses a hoverbike to get to where Zappy is*
Nicholas:"Now I want quadruple pay.You never said this was R.E.D.C.O.D.E on my threat scale." |
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zappy67Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2008-07-12
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deathstar:ok so i aint telling you the whole story about this place those antguards were sent here after an experiment went horibly wrong and theyve been destroying ships and making a gravity beam so some dude from a spacestation hired us to go take care of it and dont worry nicholas all of you are getting paid 8 times as much as i was paying at first cause i didnt know there was this giant one!!! |
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mash123Join Date: 2008-01-26
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Alex: thanks for telling me... who knows whats going on here!
Alex: anyway there must be some oceans round here! |
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zappy67Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2008-07-12
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deathstar:......uh about that.......ya see the worlds gonna flood in about 2 weeks and if we dont get off by then were gonna die but stay positive:D |
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Nicholas:"The Antguards were NOT sent here.This seems to be their home planet.And there will be no flood.The antguards are smart enough to build a dam.They will stop the flood.I have been missing for the past 144 hours because you failed to warn me of the R.E.D.C.O.D.E danger." |
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zappy67Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2008-07-12
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deathstar:not my fault look theres another ship looks like a smuggler freight |
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Alex: we need to get off the planet... but how? we can't build a ship, the ant guards or other giants will eat us... so what do we do? |
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zappy67Top 50 PosterJoin Date: 2008-07-12
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deathstar:use that smuggler ship*points to a ship hidden under a cliff covered with sand*see its a smuggler ship |
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Alex: COMMON THEN!
*we all run to the smuggler ship but just before we get there a big black spider creature busts out the ground and snarles at us and makes a strange sound*
Alex: what the heck
iris: it seems angry but not offensive
flax: >_>
Alex: yes but why would it want to guard that pile of junk anyway
Flax:...
iris: well maybe it dosent care about that maybe it is just guarding its terrortory
Flax: >.<
Alex: well still why are we a threat to it?
Flax: >_>...
iris: well it might think anything is a threat to it that comes into its terrortory
flax: o_o
Alex: well we're too small to be a threat
flax: O_O
iris: yes but werestill big enough to make a sound on the ground, it will have probably detected that
Falx: omg
Alex: what?
Flax: its calling for help
*suddenly hundreds more big spiders erupt from the floor including one GINAT one as wide as the melenium dome*
Alex: GOOD GOD! |
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deathstar:OH COME ON*starts digging in hovercar and pulls out a giant can of anti giant spider spray*This will help!*sprays the giant spiders with it |
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*the can runs out*
Alex: great you killed 3 only 97, oh sorry 98 including the humongous one to go!
Flax: *blasts a spider and kills it*
iris: emm flax...
flax: omg *blasts the 3 spiders trying to bite iris*
iris: thanks *blasts another spider* |
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deathstar:*presses button on hovercar and a turret pops out on the back*NOW THIS WILL HELP!!!*starts to gun down the spiders* |
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deathstar:THATS IT THERES TOO MANY OF EM*sets a C-4 that i made on the ground and i set it off then me alex nichloas flax and iris fall down a hole* |
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deathstar:*calls attack probes*yeah dog flare get down here NOW!!! and bring big rock
flare:SIR BIG ROCK ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!
dog:OK BOSS ILL BRING BIG ROCK
*a few minutes later*
flare and dog:WERE HERE!!!
deathstar:BIG ROCK ATTACK THE SPIDERS!!!
BIG ROCK:*grabs 50 of the 98 spiders and smashs them*RAWR!!!!!!!!
spiders:OMG RUN AWAY!!!*spiders run away*
BIG ROCK:*chases after them and smash s them all
deathstar flare and dog:GOOD WORK BIG ROCK HERES A TREAT*throws big rock a treat*
BIG ROCK: :) :D
(big rock is like a giant robot that i use for important things) |
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