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syfyguy64
#98018029Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:48 PM GMT

The only thing you get on christmas is the gift of a god's love. On Easter you don't get to anything except go to church, and have a large dinner. Halloween is completely avoided because it promotes satanism. We are the Borg. Resistance is Futile.
violetrock1
#98018122Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:49 PM GMT

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boiledeggtwin
#98018135Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:49 PM GMT

No one has parents like that.
mooper11
#98018222Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:50 PM GMT

"No one has parents like that." My dad does...
mikeyman10ash
#98018227Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:50 PM GMT

My parents are religious but their only real requirements for me and my sister are "go to church on weekends and follow the ten commandments" ~Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards~
ShredasaurusRex
#98018426Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:52 PM GMT

Halloween is a Christian holiday, lol
mikeyman10ash
#98018518Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:53 PM GMT

Christmas is originally a Pagan festival so if they want to call Halloween satanic you don't get God's love for christmas either. ~Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards~
Tsarskoye
#98018563Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:53 PM GMT

halloween is 4 the mexicans
Aardbeien
#98018683Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:55 PM GMT

Both of my parents were raised religious, but they made the decision to raise me and my sister without any religion.
OTPurpleRain
#98018898Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:57 PM GMT

The 1975 movie Carrie shows this as a great example, a girl getting bullied can't have anything done about it and her mom is a crazy religious fanatic ♪ "These are the American Pities my cousin told me about" ~Niko Bellic ♪
littlet11man
#98019094Saturday, May 18, 2013 4:58 PM GMT

My parents are religious but not like that.
Superme555
#98019228Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:00 PM GMT

it isn't that bad to have no gifts but just saying "the gift is god's love!" can sound stupid to brats Halloween was actually a tradition that started in Ireland I think. It was to scare away those monsters who steal stuff and scare people, so they decide to scare them back. Parents should know that.
ssempre
#98019478Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:03 PM GMT

All my parents do is make me go to CCD and say "Thats not very... christian of you" when I don't behave. But they don't even take me to church.
Superme555
#98019825Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:07 PM GMT

For Easter, church can be devastating if its too long. One time, I got a fever after mass when an English priest comes in. (our church is full of Vietnamese including me) It was mainly because the mass was long, it was spring, and I was wearing a hoodie. My mistake for wearing a jacket though.
mikeyman10ash
#98020237Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:11 PM GMT

@Super since I'm an altar server(I didn't know not being one was an option at the time), I had the WONDERFUL WONDERFUL pleasure of assisting with the Easter Sunday Mass. ~Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards~
Superme555
#98020521Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:13 PM GMT

@Mikey SUCKS FOR YOU HA HA
mikeyman10ash
#98020584Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:14 PM GMT

I'm happy it was the mass in the gym which is usually small and short ~Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards~
NoNoah
#98020728Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:15 PM GMT

My parents are Christian and so am I We get presents on Christmas We go to church, eat food AND have easter egg hunts on easter AND we celebrate Halloween All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
LovingWeasel
#98021440Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:22 PM GMT

All true accept for the first one. My parents still get us a lot of gifts on Christmas. But the second two are true.
meldo
#98021570Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:23 PM GMT

"Halloween is completely avoided because it promotes satanism." fun fact: halloween is derived from all hallow's eve, aka all saint's eve
ShredasaurusRex
#98021737Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:25 PM GMT

Yeah I get presents for Christmas Chocolate on Easter And all the local churches have Halloween parties
LovingWeasel
#98021944Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:26 PM GMT

>"And all the local churches have Halloween parties" But they call it a "Fall Festival." At least that's how they do it at every Christian church I've ever been dragged to.
Superme555
#98022121Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:28 PM GMT

My church always has an awesome fall festival
ShredasaurusRex
#98022744Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:34 PM GMT

The churches here call them Halloween parties No euphemisms or anything like that

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