Verse 1:
I'm Mr. Krabs and I'm oppressing
Ro-rappers for kicks and laughs
Creating pure art while they're
Still down with the arts and crafts
Diction sicker than the combination
Of three college staffs
Dialect undetectable like
Conversations between psychopaths
It's the best of both worlds
It's the best of both casts
Floats for days, buoyancy forever lasts
Chorus:
MC Floaty is up there!
MC Floaty in the fouls of air!
Standing tall as a contestant
Ne-ne-never comes in second!
Verse 2:
I'm more than meets the eyeball
...Agent bond when the skies fall
Alright, ya'll, if your attention's like
Pokemon-I've caught them all
And I took you ro-rappers out to the
Ball game just to play ball
Lines deeper than the lines
In your local mall
And I've caught your attention
Like a massive Shul, to overhaul
The congregation with
lyrics in bits and spall...
If this rap games a competition
Then I float above the rest
and stand tall... |