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Heyo everyone since I got bored I'm starting a news channel roleplay....just for the fun of it =P your report could be something random,something for laughs,something uberly serious anything also theres weather,sports n' other crud also commercials anyways here I'll start off
Don here with the morning weather!Oddly for some reason...ITS RAINING BLOXY COLA,HAILING CLAYMORE SWORDS AND THERES A TSUNAMI OF BOMBS!Now for the sports =P |
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KaitouKidJoin Date: 2008-05-23
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Kaitou here with the sports!
Soccer star LoneBuilder was ready to kick the soccer ball but a noob quickly switched the soccer ball with a bomb and well BOOM!Many innocent robloxians exploded o_o.Thankfully they all regened on the spawn and pwned the noob with banhammas =P now for the breaking news |
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Uhh nice descriptiveness Kaitou
BREAKING NEWS!
A ton of horses have been running throughout the hats and gears store destroying stuff that costs alot of robux.They also have riders WHO are trying to force the admins to lower the prices of hats and gears AND trying to make the prices into tix(when shall they ever learn?)many many many robloxians are getting pwned and respawned as we speak.>_> and I think theyre next target is wallmart o____O' anyways heres the commericals |
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O hai there The Buissness Guy here bringin' you ya'll's commericals!Tired of them Tyler-Os,Lemur-Os and other cerals?Then try the newest ceral!Koopa Flakes!No no not made of real koopas and goombas just them goomba shaped marshmallows and koopa shaped flakes!yeah all them Nintendo fans will love 'em like that!Now back to ya'll regular brodcast cuz they aint followin' no schedual! |
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TAKER38Join Date: 2008-04-08
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Emergency news flash!Telamon was just shot at by a paintball gun on his way to a meeting to do with the ELITE WING.The cops are hot on the shooters trail and are about to get him.the guessed suspect is pepper21372.Telamon's spot is open to the public and one lucky robloxian will get to be Telamon for an entire month! |
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Hes right we barley follow our schedual =P
Director:HEY!
Oh put a sock in it >_>' anyways
BREAKING NEWS
After sucessfully being released from Jail due to people buying Blox Flakes Santa went on a rampage agaisnt Blox Flakes!He was soon arrested AGAIN all his reindeer attacked the police and the compnay.BUT the raining claymores had stopped the reindeer but...they repsawned o_o what shall happen to Santa?Well..we dunno XD but stayed tuned |
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TAKER38Join Date: 2008-04-08
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More news.a sword fight took place on sword fight on the height original fire circle. armymen3do1 took a final stand against reesemcblox.all the mods and admins waited on the sidelines hoping reese would win. reese made a left turn and stabbed in on armymen then she kicked him.He fell out of the fire ring on fire.builderman pushed armymen off the edge but was pulled too! Erik cassel grabbed him and pulled him up jsut in time as armymen plummetted into a yellow and orange abyss. |
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Thank you Taker for that amazing news story >.>
This just in!
After a robloxian named XTornado couldnt get his soda from the bloxy cola machine he had angrily kicked the bloxy cola machine over and malfuncting the machine.Many sodas were shot out and many robloxiasn were pwned with soda cans!Soon enough Clockwork had came with his handy scripter fixer 600000001 and fixed the machine.No charges were pressed against XTornado but he still never got his soda... Back to you Taker!
(P.S. I gots nothing agaisnt you XTornado XD) |
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TAKER38Join Date: 2008-04-08
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The clash of Elite wing and X-101st just happened.Lordnathan was overrun and captured.JCFC lead the x-101st to the west taking out everyone in his way.Drewsomeb was just shot and is getting medical help.If you can see good he is in the west facinity and is blocking off JCFC.The battle is turning directions.Felinagabe is now leading ELITE WING while drewsome is healed.The west side is up in flames.now it looks like JCFC is dead.drewsome looks almost dead with 2 medics trying to help him like crazy.Felina is behind some cover with a few of his men.Lordnathan was killed on the way out by a shell hitting his helicopter.more info to come |
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and we will be right back after this commerical!
*a random little tune plays*
BIlleh mays;O HAI IM BILLY MAYS HERE TO BRING YOU ANOTHER USELESS PRODUCT!OXI CLEAN'S NEW:SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2!!IT CLEANS UP STAINS JUST LIKE THAT!!SO BUY EM NOOOOOWWW!!!!
er....ok....onward for a better commerical o_O' |
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TAKER38Join Date: 2008-04-08
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I got nothin |
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meh me neither
and Now were back with the news channel!Now for the 10 am news!
well The Hailstorm of claymore swords has disapeared but theres A TORNADO OF ROCKET LAUNCHERSHEADED EAST OF HERE!!! |
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LIVE FROM TEH MEGABLOX!
Behinde me is a battle between noobs and very very important robloxians *loud exploshion is heard in the background*The admins have armed themselves with banhammas while the noobs well I got no clue what they've armed themselves with but it-*another exploshion*and this is all live!!*dodges a noob's attack*B-back to the studio!BACK YOU NOOB BACK!*dodgeing a noob's attack* |
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TAKER38Join Date: 2008-04-08
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Um sorry but i gotta go help fight so TAKER out.*runs off to help don* |
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cameraman:..now what to do?
Director:TO TEH NEWS VAN!
*the director and the cameraman randomly jump inside the news van to the whole battle thing* |
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TAKER38Join Date: 2008-04-08
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TAKER:*leaps on noob and crushes it* |
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*cameraman is fliming from the news van*
This is Don and Taker live from Big Blox city's Megablox in the middle of the epic battle between admins vs noobs!*whacks a noob with a metal pipe*apparently theyre also attacking us too!LOCK YOUR DOORS AND STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES!*leaps on a noob's head Mario-style* |
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News just in!
DUSTBIN KILLS 3 IN *NOT* TRAGIC ACCIDENT!
just this moment, a small bin fell over of the roblox tower and crushed a dog, a noob and a small incect. we are just about to be told the name of the dog...His name is jimmy jackerz!he had his roots in ol' england, and came to robloxia to be squashed by a bin...poor guy.
~now the weather!~
Jim: what we see here is several patches of hailing claymores, a typhoon of uzis and heavy raining bombs.
LOLcat: Aktuly jim,wut we see hear iz Epikz. |
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XD that was funny my friend funny |
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TAKER38Join Date: 2008-04-08
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*takes out arrow hat and shoots it at noobs* |
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Director:This is pure gold $.$
Camerman:>_> this is serious cant you think of anything else except MONEY?
Director:*gasp*your right...I care about my life too!*puts on a helmet*
Camerman:-_-*still filiming*
ARGH!Well the noobs are being destroyed but more keep coming!Stay tuned!Oh and it seems the tsunami of bombs have re-*a tsunami of bombs appears*r-r-returned!!TAKE COVER!!*hides in the news van*
noob:ololololololololollolololol u r so stoopid bombz cant hurt our uber powerz!!!! |
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now for the news with...ummm....jim!
Jim: today, noobs are attempting to take over roblox HQ.
ORLY owl: ORLY?
Jim: And the director thought buying twin owls was a good idea >_<
ORLY owl:ORLY?
YARLY owl: YARLY.
Jim: also, goasts have been found in clam chowder!
ORLY owl:ORLY?
YARLY owl: YARLY.
Jim: and these owls wont shut up...
ORLY owl:ORLY?
YARLY owl: YARLY. |
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(sorry, ghosts not goasts...) |
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(XD dude that was pretty funny)
Camerman:-_- you bought owls off the internet during the brodcast?
Director:yup I named one of 'em "O RLY"and the other "YARLY"=P
Cameraman:>_< aw geez |
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jim: also, robloxians have been told to wear aviatiors google's. acording to a random witch, they scare noobs.
ORLY owl:ORLY?
YARLY owl: YARLY.
Jim: SHAWT UP!
ORLY owl:ORLY?
YARLY owl: YARLY.
Jim: >_< |
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