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Cloak of the undying (aka noclip):
Turns you into a bat that somehow is immune to both swords and machine gun fire as you fly around the place looking for VIP rooms to get into. Pretty much just turning on TLC and not using any weapons. Also if you're not a bat and you holy the mouse down and jump it does a larger jump but nobody really cares because UMG I GIT 2 BE NOCLIP BAT YEY!!!
Chiefjustice gavel (or however you spell the stupid thing):
Banhammer-esque mega gavel that supposedly has a crap-ton of special moves but they're all useless except for the default attack and the double click if you want to do a big jump. Holding down Q makes you spin around and lag your opponents to death because apparently ROBLOX can't realize that creating a bunch of objects and doing resizing crap to them isn't good for your framerate.
Piggs boson collider (aka Paul Tibbets on steroids):
Fires two pigs at a target that collide and NUKE the surrounding area. Supposed to be a slow firing gear but if you rapid click just right it'll fire over 9000 at once and incinerate pretty much everything.
Artemis bow/Fallen Artemis bow:
Fly above your dullard opponents who never look up and fire little pew pew arrows at them until they fall over from a heart attack. If you use the charged option however you can CHARGIN YER LAZ0R and fire a big insta-kill shot that will make your target angry for some reason. Piss poor against the heat seeking rocket unless you're in some kind of really tall maze. |
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Staff of shifting polarity:
Trolls melee weapon of choice. When used it will either mess up your opponent's health and coordination as they scramble to get up again or just delete them outright. Lulz abound when somebody claims you're hacking after you delete them for the third time. When used gives you a neat flame effect on your hats.
Heat seeking launcher:
Make artemisbags angry when you sic an explosive misile of freedom at their caveman faces and blow them sky-high (as if they already weren't with the artemis bow.) Useless against cloak of the undying because apparently bats have no heat signature.
Darksteel katana of destiny or whatever it's called:
Is it even a melee weapon? Can fire a HUEG LAZ0R BALEFIRE at your opponents and make them angry because they were expecting you to come at them with the sword. Bane of all cloak of the undying users. |
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Artemis = fleece
no no no i clean now |
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Horror axe:
Sticks an axe in their faces until somebody pulls it out. Makes your opponent litterally scream in pain as they run around like a chicken looking for some way to get it off. Useless unless you're either sneaking up behind somebody or just trolling.
Ghost dragon (aka campers delight)
Summons a huge freaking dragon that incinerates everyone until somebody shoots it's head off with an explosive or better yet uses the USELESS GRAVITY HAMMER on it. Kills people in FF so they raig about spawnkilling and hacking.
All-seeing sentry (aka Nope.avi)
Use your TF2 skills to put a wimpy-arse sentry thing on the ground that shoots lasers at everything that's not you. Health degrades for no reason whatsoever after a random amount of time so make sure to go back to it every once in a while and replace it with a new one. Camper's best friend unless they have the ghost dragon in which case the sentry and dragon will attack eachother. |
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im laughing so hard at the the descriptions of them |
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Heat seeking launcher:
shoot everything in your path and you win |
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Gravity coil:
Like five other gears can do the same thing as this gear and more, waste of robux unless you're collecting the coils for some reason. Weak against every gear but especially the staff of shifting polarity because with it you can wait for them to land and use the special attack to root them in place.
Easter basket:
.....What?
Ninja throwing needles:
Fire little tiny darts that to about 1 damage each until your opponent gets bored and leaves. Stupid and useless except for finishing an opponent off after you rooted them with the staff of shifting polarity.
Any skateboard:
Makes you a l33t skater boi pruh as you bump into walls because the steering sucks. Makes all classic swords usless while riding and is only good for ranged weapons with a spread effect unless you're that guy in "Shooter." |
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Robospiders/that one lego hero factory spider gear:
Sics a swarm of spiders at your opponent as you laugh at them. Almost always gives your opponent the instinctual reaction of OMG RUN THE HELL AWAY!!! because everyone on roblox is arachnophobic.
Trollamon:
Gives you the power of TEWAMWN as you watch your little sidekick throw a massive swarm of ICBM chicken legs at those unlucky enough to be in the same server as you are. Useful against R-orbies because they're slower than artemisbags so the chicken legs will always get them.
That hero factory gun with the jetpack thing.
Gravity coil + useless freaking gun thing all in one package. Used by scrubs because it was free.
SKULL CRACKER (aka "hao do u stil hav it!?!?")
A level up gear that some people still have. Stuns your opponent for over 9000 seconds and when they get free their gear is messed up. Can be used to get infinite FF. |
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Bluster Buster (aka the fart sword):
HEUG freaking blue sword that makes you run around like a fool charging your fart-cannon rather than fighting. If you're fully charged it'll still increase your speed so after a while your strategy becomes less "fart-cannon raig!!" but rather more of a "RUB THE FART SWORD IN THEIR FACES UNTIL THEY DIE." Also does poison damage for some reason.
Dual illuminas/Dual darkhearts (aka rich-kid syndrome):
Completely stupid and useless transitions from classic to modern. Has a special attack where you copypasta your blades into a HEUG FREAKIN TORNADO and make your opponents scream in fear as a storm of blades approaches them.
Dual Plungers:
THE best dual gear ever. Use it against dual darkheart/illumina scrubs to make them mad after you say "lol dual plungers > dual (sword)." Also has a dynamic lighting effect so you can light up your opponents with a flaming plunger to the face so you can target them better. |
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Any classic sword with no special effect:
Aka "legit melee wep lol." Tap once to do a useless butter-chopping move, and double click to lunge so hard there's a sonic boom (hence the sound effects.) Each sword has different damage stats but they're all pretty much the same. |
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Ghostfire dagger (aka ice dagger on steroids):
The weirdest dagger in ROBLOX ever. The lunging move CAREENS YOURSELF FORWARD while you can spin around and catch your opponent off-guard because they expect physics to be a thing. Special move is a weird voodoo event where your victim floats into the air and then you SUCK OUT THEIR SOUL. |
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Skeleton scythe:
A weapon that looks like it's made of toilet paper and rocks. E makes you do a special move where you sit on your lazy butt as "for whom the bell tolls" plays and SKELETONS POP OUT!!!!
Crowbar (aka pulling a Freeman):
Hit your enemies with a pointy turd that not only breaks their 100k robux gear but also their 1m robux hats and reduces them to hoboship. Can also break the scenery if you're at a place that has unanchored stuff that's not super-protected because EVERYTHING HAZ 2 BEE PERFEKT. |
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Say something you scrubs. |
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KensetsuJoin Date: 2007-02-01
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i want more of this |
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vveinJoin Date: 2008-05-24
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"Tap once to do a useless butter-chopping move, and double click to lunge so hard there's a sonic boom (hence the sound effects.)"
my sides
are non existant
im tracking this thread |
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Ilift (aka SKOTTISH MAN):
Throw a huge dumbell at somebody until they flip over on their backs and die. Usually doesn't even mark your targets so as to count as a KO because roblox gear devs are lazy. Can be used to wallhack because the projectile is spawned farther away from you than normal.
R-orb (the balls are inert):
Makes you a SUPER SAND who can charge a laz0r that will never hit anyone unless it's fully charged because when it's fully charged it's larger than a freaking planet and can 1-hit kill Alduin. Makes you fly super-sand slow so artemisbags can outpace you and riddle you full of arrow-holes. Also gets rid of your 100m robux hats and replaces it with ODer hair. |
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Ice dagger (aka "I'M MR FREEZE, WHATEVER I TOUCH"):
Tiny little iceicle that's more feared than the mighty Destroyer of Infinite Gods because it has a crazy special attack where if it's equipped for longer than 2 hours it'll turn blue and 1-hit kill whatever it touches. Useless against firebrand users because apparently your godly ice dagger of the land of infinite blizzards melts in the face of a red-meshed sword thing. |
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EatenCakeJoin Date: 2012-08-22
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legit |
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Exponential rocket launcher:
Zerg rush but with more explosions. The farther your copypasta shot goes the more copypasta it'll copypasta until you have a copypasta attack so large it'll dr- oh wait, there's a limit. Most of the time the center copypasta rocket will fall and explode for no reason and ruin your shot. Has a reload time of 0.000001 seconds however, so one little error won't be so bad. Use with cloak of the undying in a clever way to get the whole server to call you a coward.
Gravity hammer:
Everyone bought this thinking it'd be like the banhammer, and how wrong they were! It actually is a weird gravity vortex weapon that makes you easy to hit for a while before flinging everyone who wasn't smart enough to wildly jump while floating outwards and off a cliff. Use in unanchored structures to lag everyone to death. |
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IFounditJoin Date: 2013-04-28
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oh my god
this is hilarious |
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Snake Sniper (aka "Sssssssshooter"):
Awesome looking rifle thing that makes you go prone so people can step on you. It's supposed to be a sniper rifle but it can't even scope and the projectiles fly slower than a horseshoe crab having a seizure at a superglue factory. When hit people drop to the ground having seizures while snakes eat their faces, so it's not all bad. |
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Ninja Blink potion:
Lets you teleport like 0.00001 centimeters after glitching up and freezing you in place for a second. Only used to wallhack and break into VIP rooms because it's useless for everything else. Outdated by the cloak of the undying because ninja blink sucks anyway.
Medusa's head:
"LOL I'M PERSEUS", stones all people who look at it. Only works a third of the time because apparently everyone's wearing invisible mirror-shades. Useful because it's allowed in non-combat gear places so you can troll people by rooting them in place over and over.
Zombie Grip Bomb:
Breaks your arm lobbing a grenade that makes an area of ground buggy and insta-killing for everyone that touches and grope-hands that rise out of the ground to pull people under and do horrible things to them. Half of the time it sticks your arm in the pre-throw position so you can't use any other gear and have to reset faster than if you were attacked by a pretty pink princess sceptre. |
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KensetsuJoin Date: 2007-02-01
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wait a minute
where do people use combat gear |
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IFounditJoin Date: 2013-04-28
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do ice breaker pl0x |
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Wraith Screech Potion:
When used turns you into a kid on X-box live after being spawnkilled on Call of Duty. Nobody wants to hear your preteen bull so they cover their ears and try to block it out. Also goes through walls and into your mother's room where she's considering taking your x-box away to cut down on the noise. |
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