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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
That's it. So if you enjoy them and want to learn more, plz PM me (SuperShockWave). |
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you so dumb you dont know NOT TO POST THESE |
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half of these are probably YOUR mom |
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yo mama is so fat that when she wwhen she goes to the restroom she make the city rain |
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yo mama is so stupid that when she needed gas she traded her car for a gallon of gas |
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You are not supposed to post these. Sorry. |
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your moms house is so small that when they deliver a large pizza they need to go outside to eat it |
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You fail, most don't even make sense. |
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Yo Mama is so stupid when someone yelled "May I get a turn?" she turned the person around. |
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Yo Mama is so stupid when I told her to get her facts straight she wrote her facts on a line paper |
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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I don't get it. |
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you dont get anything do you? |
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yo mamma is so dumb she put 2 quarters in her ear to listlen to 50 cent |
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roebotzJoin Date: 2009-02-21
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haha. i guess |
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I get some of them, but "Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" " doesn't make sense. |
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yo momma so stupid she had you |
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yo mom is so stupid that she got run over by a parked car |
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yo mama is so stupid she stole free samples |
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yo mom is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish |
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yo mama so poor she put paper on a wall and said "Im watching paper view!" |
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She can't afford to have an actual door bell so she pretends to be one. |
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yo mama so stupid she got locked in a food mart and starved to death |
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yo mama so stupid she ran into a robber and didnt want her wallet to be stollen so she gave it to him |
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your mama is so stupid she failed a survey |
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yo mama is just like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown into the gutters and still comes back for more |
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