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UltimateFroob
#111761638Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:38 AM GMT

You look upon the infinite nothingness and think to yourself about how this will be you canvas for existence, and what you make of it. Maybe you should start by taking a form, though. You create a mirror (of your choice, of course) and start changing your form.
timpookie
#111761748Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:39 AM GMT

I choose to look like a frog.
UltimateFroob
#111761810Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:40 AM GMT

You become a blank, average frog. any specifics from here?
timpookie
#111761899Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:42 AM GMT

I change my color to blue, and grow huge. I then turn myself into a humanoid creature.
UltimateFroob
#111762073Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:45 AM GMT

You turn deep blue, grow large, then turn into a human-builded frog. if is this what you meant?
timpookie
#111762115Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:46 AM GMT

Yep. That's what I want to look like.
UltimateFroob
#111762222Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:48 AM GMT

(#Prayingyouarentbeingsarcastic) Great! Now you can construct what ever you feel!
timpookie
#111762291Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:49 AM GMT

First, I make something to eat. Maybe some steak or something.
UltimateFroob
#111762428Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:51 AM GMT

Ok, well, this may sound like a lot of hooplah over a steak, but you have to make a cow to make steak,and make life tomake a cow,and make life sustaining space to make life, and you gotta make time for all of this action to be possible. you have an infinitely full stomach until them.
timpookie
#111762533Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:53 AM GMT

Well then, I create all of that stuff so that I can have a steak.
UltimateFroob
#111762683Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:55 AM GMT

You create time to start, so you can enjoy your steak instead of beaming it into your stomach instantaneously. you then create a surface of dirt and water that can sustain life. What shal you call your great creation?
timpookie
#111762714Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:56 AM GMT

The thing that I'll destroy when I get my steak.
UltimateFroob
#111762941Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:00 AM GMT

The physics system of your world, FroobUltimate2.0, facepalms at this, but you made him indestructable even BY YOU, so your kinda stuck with him. He accepts this title anyway and then continues implying physics on you world. you create a cow on this field of dirt, and slaughter it for a stake. You then create a godly fire to cook your steak on.
leggomygreggo8
#111763022Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:01 AM GMT

l am on my knees. Laughing so much it hurts.
timpookie
#111763039Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:01 AM GMT

I eat the steak when it's medium, and destroy the thing that the cow was on earlier.
UltimateFroob
#111763147Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:04 AM GMT

You do so. You are now full for eternity. But, Knowing you, Your Physics system thinks youll probably just make countless more universes for pointless food.
timpookie
#111763260Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:06 AM GMT

Probably. Time for some waffles, FroobUltimate2.0! I create waffles, then I create maple trees so that I can get the maple syrup for my waffles.
UltimateFroob
#111763408Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:09 AM GMT

FroobUltimate2.0 Reluctantly allows the wheat for your waffles to grow, and makes maple trees.
UltimateFroob
#111763440Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:09 AM GMT

*and you make maple trees
timpookie
#111767044Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:29 AM GMT

Good. I eat the waffles with maple syrup, and destroy all that other useless stuff. Note to self, make sure that waffles can now grow on trees.
UltimateFroob
#111767854Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:55 AM GMT

You finish your pointless meal, and FroobUltimate 2.0 yells "IS THIS ALL YOUR GONNA DO!?"
timpookie
#111767888Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:56 AM GMT

I think about what I can make.
UltimateFroob
#111767983Sunday, September 01, 2013 9:00 AM GMT

You think about creating life, like the cow ant the wheat and the tree, but let it all go by naturally.
timpookie
#111768005Sunday, September 01, 2013 9:01 AM GMT

Nah, that'd be boring. I create a waffle tree instead.
UltimateFroob
#111768034Sunday, September 01, 2013 9:01 AM GMT

There is now a random waffle tree floating around in space.

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